Chapter Eight: New body.. New troubles!!! (I like writing "body" in the titles... ^_^)

I DON'T own Medabots... but I can write a fic and torture some charas! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA XD

Henry -in his lovely Karen's body-: I so hate her... _

Credits of this chap

Seamus and Multikolor appearence: Demon Angel

All the other torture elements: Me

HFH writes: Hello again! In 8 days, I'll have a Philosophy exam about my new friends: Nietzsche, Hegel, Plato, Descartes, Rokusho (he he he ^.^;;;) Locke and a looooong etc. Why? I don't deserve such a horrible thing ;_;

Henry -of course, in his new, younger and cute body-: I think you DO! _

THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!!!!

Demon Angel: Poor Karen!! Don't be cruel with her.. GOOD IDEA!!! XD

RYOKA: Zippy? Hello!! I didn't wanna to torture Henry in this chap, but if you ask me... I have to do it!!

Henry -guess in who's body-: HFH, you always so kind... -_-;;;

Body Fan: You got an idea? Write it! We need more Medabots fics!! ^_^ And my next one will be about them... my fav yaoi couple of Medabots!!

Nimbus: You'll read more about this Hokuto guy in another chap. While you wait... you can read Henry acting as Karen in this one!!

Seproth: Who needs drugs or alcohol when you have boring professors 5 days in a week? And exams? And philosophers? They are the only guilties of my insanity ^.^;;;

Naora: He he he... Rokusho can be a good professor of that subject!!

Rokusho: An insect has a soul, an immortal soul. Because all soul is immortal. If a insect has a soul, its soul is immortal...

Everybody: NOOOOoooooooo ;_;

HiKaRu AgAtA: Here is your answer! =D

Shadow Knight: To be honest... I wanna torture Henry in this chap!! And about Dr. Aki, you'll meet his enemy Hokuto and more things in the next chaps (If you wanna kill Eugene, I won't complain)

Eugene: _

Owasagara's mansion

Erika, Samantha, Brass, Peppercat and Neutranurse were staring at Henry with a amazed look in their faces

Sasuki smiled. She really liked her new look -Wow, Karen! You really know how to make up!

-Yes, I practice every night while my parent are sleeping. They say that I'm too much young for wearing make-up - Henry was closing "his" cosmetics box- And remember: a purple eye shadow is the best for your skin. What do you think about my creation, Erika? ^_^

The girls and Medabots didn't say a word. Henry was acting very weird the last twenty minutes: he played with a Barbie, talked about pink bunnies... and now this? They didn't know what to think. A teenager store clerk practicing with cosmetics every night?

-Erika?

-Wha... oh... umm... Sasuki looks great

-I never realized Henry uses make up- Samantha whispered

-Boss, maybe he's acting!- Peppercat whispered back

-If he's acting, Henry deserves an Oscar- Erika answered

Sasuki couldn't stop looking at the mirror -Believe me, Karen. This is your career

-Sure? I don't know... I first wanna marry, have a family. My husband and I will live happy for ever!

Neutranurse approached him and touched his forehead -Are you all right?

"Karen" blinked confused and grabbed "her" head -Wait!! What was I doing? AAAAHHHHH!! WHAT AM I DOING WITH THIS STUPID DOLL??? O_O

-I don't get it. Henry, you were playing with us!!!

-What in this world are you talking about, Brass??? I'll never in my life play with a Barbie!!! Are you insane?

-Who's "Henry"?- Sasuki asked

Samantha groaned -Is this a joke? YOU WERE ACTING EXACTLY AS KAREN JUST A MINUTES AGO!!

Henry was dismayed -But... but I don't remember. Seems that... I... I am becoming Karen...

Neutranurse was worried -This is not funny anymore

Erika and Samatha were trying to not laugh -It... isn't? XD

Neutranurse looked at them

-Ahhhh... it isn't! ^_^

A dead end near the Medabot Museum

-Where is the theater?- Karen asked

-Right here

Arcbeetle wished he could raise a eyebrow -I am an idiot or this is a dead end?

-Exactly!- said Seaslug

-Exactly what? The first option or the second? O.o

-Both... -_-;;;- the woman said and took off her costume. Gillgirl and Seaslug were in front of our heroes (yeah, sure)

Shrimplips and Squidguts appeared behind Karen -So, Arcbeetle isn't the only KBT mark 2 Medabot. We'll steal your Medaparts and use them for defeating Metabee!!

-TRANSPORT MEDABOTS!!- the Rubber freaks yelled at unison. They put a Medal inside Gokudo, White Sword, Spiritus and Gobanko

-YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY MEDAPARTS, BECAUSE I WILL...

-Robattle? But Arcbeetle, we don't have a chance...- the Pink Teletubbie said

-Let me finish my phrase, Karen...- the KBT sweatdropped- ... MY MEDAPARTS, BECAUSE I WILL... ESCAPE!!! Well, that isn't a good idea, neither -_-;;;; ...- Spiritus was grabbing Arcbeetle's back

Seaslug smirked -Meta-Evil will be proud of me

-I DON'T THINK SO!!- a shadow said

-What? Where? Who? O_O

Rokusho landed next to Karen -Nobody is going to steal this innocent Teletubbie's Medaparts

-Rokusho! Just in time!! You are in trouble, Rubber Robos!!- Arcbeetle yelled

-Excuse me? Who told you that I need your help?

Everybody stared at Karen

-I am talking to you, Meda-Vagrant. I am the First Medafighter of Japan, I can defeat those idiots easily. Just go and clean that dirty cape... wait!... Stay here, maybe you'll learn how to Robattle as a Champion Medafighter like me

Arcbeetle was desesperate -Karen!!! STOP!!! WE ALL KNOW AND HATE THAT SIDE OF HIKARU'S PERSONALITY!!!

-He called us idiots?- Squidguts was serious -Pink Dipsy, I'll teach you some manners... GET READY TO LOSE!! XO

Rokusho crossed his arms on his chest -I usually don't like violence, but you don't have to insult. It hurts the other's feelings

Henry's Medabot stared at the immobile Rokusho -You... you won't help me? O_O

-Your Medafighter is badmannered. I help good and defenceless people

-I don't know if you realized this but... I am the only one who'll be hit!! A good and defenceless Medabot!! ;_;

-Sometimes you must suffer because of your Medafighter. Believe me, I know what I am talking about- the KWG shooked sadly his head, remembering Professor Hushi

-COME ON!!! ATTACK ARCBEETLE ALL TOGETHER!!! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!!!- Karen started to laugh as a maniac

Mr Referee appeared of nowhere, dressed with a blue Teletubbie costume -THEN IT IS AGREED!! This is an official Robattle between the Rubber Robos and... and a Teletubbie?

-ARE YOU BLIND OR WHAT? I AM... SPACE MEDAFIGHTER X!!!- Karen striked the X pose

-I am so dead... _- Arcbeetle sighed

Near there

Seamus Mc Racker and Multikolor where walking towards the Museum -The Phantom Renegade will try to steal another Medal, I can feel it. We won't fail this time...

-No, master!

-COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO??? SPACE MEDAFIGHTER X!!- Arcbeetle's voice begged

-Did you hear that? O_O- the reporter looked around

-It was you, master... what a smell _- Multikolor covered his nose (does he have a nose?)

Seamus sweatdropped -I wasn't talking about that ¬_¬

Outside Ikki's home

-I miss my family... Koji's life isn't as great as I thought...- Ikki said

Sumilidon nodded -His parents are always travelling. Koji stays in the mansion with me and the butler. But... but he never complained about that. He's an excellent boy... I miss him

-Excellent? Are you talking about Koji Karakuchi?

-You aren't perfect neither... -_-;;;

Ikki was next to a window. He could see his family in the dining room: Nando, Chidori, Jozho, Metabee, Eugene Aki, two unknown guys... they where talking and eating. That was a beautiful familiar picture.

Sumilidon looked inside too -Nice family. Ikki? IKKI? What's wrong with you? ?_?

"Koji" was sweating -Metabee is an Hercules Beetle Medabot. A beetle is an insect... Koji + insects = not a good mixture AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! XO

In the meantime, inside Ikki's home...

-Where were you?- Nando asked angrily to Jozho

-I was working, Mr Bakarity

-I already know that. But I wanna know what's your job!!!

-My job...- Mr. Tenryo was nervous- Yeah... my job? I am... an engineer... perfect! My company sent me to India because I had to check some computers.

-Weren't you a salesman, honey?- Chidori asked

-Ye... yeah, but.. I.. I resigned!!- he smiled nervously

-Two week in another country, as an engineer... I knew it!!!- Nando pointed at Jozho- YOU ARE LIYING!! YOU HAVE ANOTHER WIFE AND FAMILY!!!!

-What? No!!- Jozho said

-Whoa!!- Stranger Guest #1 exclaimed

-Who will say that!! He has a beatiful family, a car... Man, I can't believe this!!- Stranger Guest #2 commented

Eugene sighed -Ikki's grandfather is insane, don't listen to him... Besides, who invited you? Who ARE you?

The Stranger Guests shrugged -That woman did. She's very nice

Metabee shooked his head -Mrs Tenryo... how many times I got to tell you that you can't invite strangers to your home??

-LIAR!!! WICKED!!! BEING UNFAITHFUL TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN AS CHIDORI!!! You don't have a heart...- Nando cried

-Metabee, give me more soda- Eugene ordered

-Stop acting as Ikki. You forgot to say the magic word...

-A magic word? This is your magic word: now! I am your Medafighter and I ordered something

-You are not my Medafighter!!!!

-How you dare?? Yellow piece of junk!! I spent all my savings on you... AND THAT'S LIKE YOU THANK TO ME?

-A Medafighter fighting with his Medabot... weird!- Stranger Guest #2 grabbed a platter

Rainbrow Pudding Factory

-Name?

-Eugene Alexander Aki (The second name belongs to me ^_^)

-Aki? As the inventor of Medabots?

-It was me... but I got fired

-So, you don't have experience in this job...

Koji nodded -I ate your pudding for forty years. This is my golden dream, sir.

-To taste pudding? O_O

-Yup. I am your best choice ^_^

The man stood up -So, our interview is over. Congratulations, Mr. Aki!! You are now part of the Rainbrow Family!!

-But I don't wanna be part of your family... I want to work here tasting the pudding!!

-I told you that you got this job... -_-;;;

-Really? Thank you very much!! -Koji blinked- What job? What am I doing here? O_o

"Poor man... he lost his job, and now he becomes senile..." the man thought

Long and weird chap... Does Jozho have a double life? Will Arcbeetle lost this Robattle? Will Rokusho help him? Is Ikki's family totally insane? Did Henry use make-up? Tasting pudding... is Dr. Aki's concept for "the best job that someone could have"? Who in this world is Hokuto and why he didn't show up yet? Why did Squitguts know a Teletubbie's name? Does he watch that programm?

All these answers and even more... are in the next chap!!!