Chapter Ten: MONTHS later, HFH finally writes the final! (A.k.a Will I come back to my body or what???)

I'l love to say that I own Medabots (specially Hikaru and Arcbeetle), but I DON'T ;_;

Henry -in his cute new body-: Let's celebrate for that! _

HFH writes: I am very sorry about the delay, but at least I finally approved 6 subjects (like PhilosoBoring!)
Rokusho: But Philosophy is the search for a Truth... the Essential Truth always hide from us and... (insert here a speech about Medabots, the peace, the violence and some insects) Are you listening? O_o

Metabee: zzzzz -_- zzz...soap....operas....I must watch.....zzzzz....my soap.....operas...zzz -_-

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS!!

Rokusho's girl: Here is the end! Sorry for the delay ^.^;;;
NekoRaven: Torture Henry? I don't know…. He's my fav chara and I don't like to tortu…

Henry: YOU ARE TORTURING ME SINCE THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!! _

Kusanagi Kyo: I hope you like this final!

Body Fan: Good luck with your story! =D

Demon Angel: Nando Bakarity is created by me, and yes! You are the only one who realized about his baka-last-name! (Don't use him without my permission -.^)

Eugene: Who in this world wanna write a story with that stupid?

Nando: Aww… thanks! *blushes*

Ikki: -_-;;; Grandpa, Dr. Aki is insulting you….

Nando: WHAT? I'M A IDIOT? CHIDORI!!! YOUR STUPID SON DOESN'T RESPECT ME!! XO

ceestar: Here are all the answers! Thanks x the review ^_^

CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirl: Good answers, only a idiot (or someone deseperately bored) could read Eugene's bio… XD

Shadow Kight: Well, let's see if Merrick is right again!

HiKaRu AgAtA: …XD I will! I promise!

Henry: What will you do? The "Continue Soon" part… or the "Torture Soon" one? ;_;

King X: Good idea! I could use it… *evil look to Arcbeetle* Hey Arc, you know? You'll look awesome inside Oceana's body…

Arcbeetle: *glup* Don't… Don't you… you dare…. I'm…  warning…. You… O____o

And now... the final chap!

Mr. Referee: Previously on "Body Confusion"... Henry wore a skirt and played with dolls...

Henry: I wanna die... _

Mr. Referee: ...Henry's boss started to believe that Hikaru Agata is gay...

The boss: Why in this world is Henry smiling like a stupid girl? And why he wants a little of "femenine touch" on my store? O_O

Mr. Referee: ... We met Ikki's nice grandfather: Nando Bakarity...

Nando: YOU CALLED ME "IDIOT"???? CHIDORI!! YOUR STUPID REFEREE DOESN'T RESPECT ME!!! XO

Mr. Referee: ...Dr. Aki got fired and started to work in Rainbrow Pudding Factory...

Dr. Aki: I was dreaming with this since I was a obese kid! ^_^

Mr. Referee: ...And Hokuto told everybody that he destroyed the Body-Swicthing-Machine...

Hokuto: I am sorry for that... well, at least I know it worked! ^.^;;;

Mr. Referee: Will the charas stop suffering? And will they kill Dr. Aki for causing the whole trouble? Well, I don't know neither! I hate this job!! I gotta feed eight children and five wifes with my miser salary!! ;_;

Back with Hokuto and co.

Karen was crying -Please, do something! I want come back to my home!

-What about me? I am now 2134 years old and I probably will die soon! Look at me! I am an horrible old man with creepy sunglasses!!- Koji complained

-I don't see why are you so desesperated...- Ikki said

-Well, maybe because... I AM A LITTLE GIRL!!! XO

-But...- Dr. Aki added- you are now the most popular girl of the whole Rosewood Private School

Henry gave him a furious glare -And do you think that I am glad?

-You should be...- Eugene shrugged

Hokuto smiled nervously -I am sorry! I can't do anything... please, don't kill me... I knew my Machine worked well, but I thought that if destroyed it, you'd come back to the normality

-But, Mr. Hokuto... why didn't you reverse some wires instead?- Erika asked

Eugene's enemy thought about it -Sounds logical...

Everybody stood silent, looking at him

-I CAN'T BELIEVE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! XO- Koji and Hikaru yelled

-I'll be a rich boy for ever!! Weeeeeeee....- Ikki celebrated

Koji was crying -I'll never marry Karen... I'll live in a huge and empty mansion, eating pudding until the choresterol kills me...

Eugene was jumping -I am going to live 1000 years more!!

-Please, someone shoot at me... ;_;- Henry begged

Metabee looked at them and sighed -I am the only normal character of this series...

He continued singing to himself Barney's Song and reading "Soap Operas: Everything You Need To Know About"

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-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!- Henry woke up- It... was... a dream?

The room was dark, Hikaru switched on a bedside lamp. Just on the bedside table, there was a small mirror. Henry closed his eyes, took the mirror and opened his eyes slowly...

That was his body!

-A dream!- he laughed -I was so worried and everything was fake...

Henry was only wearing black underpants. He started to search his clothes "Weird. I don't remeber that my closet was pink"

-Miss Jyunmai, breakfast is... EEEEEEEKKKKKK!!! O.O- the old woman yelled- A PERVERT!!! POLICE!!!! XO

-This isn't my lucky day... - the almost naked teenager cried

Henry's home

Karen was cooking her breakfast when she listened some footsteps

-Hi, Arcbeetle! Can you believe this? Everything came back to the normality! ^_^

-Hurrah... -_- -the Medabot didn't sound convincing. He was still using a Flower type head... but his Medaparts were waaaay more damaged

Karen blinked -What's wrong? Did you find the Rubber Robos?

Arcbeetle nodded

-And you couldn't get your head back?

Arcbeetle pointed at his Racoon Type legs (Agadama's Medaparts)

-I see... ^.^;;; I better call my mum, she must be worried for me... - Karen said

Rainbrow Pudding Factory

Eugene Aki blinked, amazed. That was too good to be true

5.000 pudding containers were just there, waiting for his veredict. Who said that tasting pudding was a boring job?

Tears were falling from his eyes

"This is Heaven!" Eugene thought

Outside Ikki's home

-I am not feeling good...- Ikki started

He and Metabee were having breakfast sitting on a step (well, Metabee was drinking an oil can, so, technically... ^_^)

-I am not surprised. You... I mean... Dr. Aki... Or it was you? Well, Whatever! Dr. Aki/You ate pudding like a pig yesterday!

The kid sighed, touching his belly -Look at this! It seems that I'm pregnant! ;___;

A flash cut his complains -Thanks for the headline: Miracle on Riverview! A ten years old boy is pregnant!"

-Arghh... Erika! _

Brass laughed -Afortunately, everybody are back on their bodies again!

-Why are you eating here?- the girl asked

Metabee sighed -All our Fourteen Stranger Guests are having breakfast inside our kitchen... Dude! Our home became a free Hotel! I tried to kick this guys out but nothing works!! I even played the Teletubbies song on the CD player!!

Ikki started to walk towards the door -Really, I am not feeling fine... my stomach...- his face was turning green- Mum!

-Yes, darling? Do you want another pudding?- Chidori was serving breakfast to the rest of the family... and the guests

Ikki was going to vomit -Pudding? Where?

20 second later

-THAT'S DISGUSTING!!! _ - the 14 guests ran away

-I never thought that vomit could be so useful...- Metabee commented

Rosewood Private School

Koji and Sumilidon were inside the classroom, talking about Ikki

-AND HE SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON VIDEOGAMES??? XO- Koji yelled

Sumilidon nodded -Ikki too...

-AND HE INSULTED THE MEMBERS OF MY LIBRARY GATHERING???? XO

The Medabot nodded again

-That proletarian! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!! XO

-Koji!- Karen interrupted- Don't say "kill", that's not nice at all...

-Oh, Karen, Neutranurse! Queen of my heart, I didn't you see you entering....

-Barney the Dinosaur says that you don't have to killl your enemies- she continued

-Kill? Oh, no... I didn't say kill... I said: I'm gonna smile to him!

The girl smiled -Much better! ^_^

-Well, well, well... What do I have here?- a male voice said- Aren't they the kids and Medabots that escaped from my gym class?

The Medafighters turned back and saw... Coach Mountain

The man grumped -I searched you for hours! But now, you'll understand that you can't escape from me. YOU -he pointed at Koji- YOU -he pointed at Sumilidon- YOU -he pointed at Neutranurse- AND YOU -he pointed at Karen- RUN 15.000 LAPS!!! NOW!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T SEE YOU RUNNING!!! XO

Sumilidon sweatdropped -I forgot to tell you that Ikki escaped from the school, Koji...

24 Pink and Femenine Mart

Henry finally arrived to his job. He almost fainted: the store was full of teenager costumers? O_O. A teenager, dressed with pink skirt and yellow T-shirt, was cleaning the counter

-Hyoga? What are doing with that skirt? O__o

The clerk groaned -Henry "the Femenine Touch"! Thanks to your great and pink ideas, this is our official uniform.

-First, I gotta run almost naked for all the city while an old woman was chasing me. Later, I discovered that my Medabot desesperately needs new and expensive Medaparts... And now this!!! _ - Henry said

-Well, at least I can share another thing with my girlfriend: skirts

Hikaru rolled his eyes. He was going to answer when his boss, dressed with a bride dress, approached him -Here is my favorite employee! Your strategy worked! Henry, you-are-a-genius!

-Ehm, boss... O______________o- Hikaru didn't know what to say. "Man, what in this world happened here? Everybody are crazy? Pink skirts and bride dresses? We'll look like... like a group of... I don't wanna think it... _"

The man continued -You won't be a simple clerk anymore... Henry, you are our new Vice-Manager! Congratulations!

-Wow! Thanks boss! Just a thing... Do I have to wear this pink skirt?

-Of course not, Mr. Vice-Manager

Hikaru sighed in relief -This is the first good news that I hear today...

-This is your official uniform!- his boss was holding a long, pink dress- Don't worry about the new high-heeled shoes, you'll get used to them, trust me

-Please, somebody shoot at me...  ;_;- Hikaru cried

******************************The (Confusing) End****************************

I hope that you liked this weird fic! ^_^

THANKS A LOT FOR READING!!!!!!!!!! -and for waiting... ^.^;;;-

HFH -Hikaru and Arcbeetle fan- ^_^