This work is not for profit. Sailor Moon and Gundam Wing are neither my creation nor my intellectual property.

Err.. Bright is having trouble coming up with ideas. I hate to admit it but this story was started without a plan. Whaaa!! I know it's sad! Everybody needs a plan! .... Whimper....

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"SAILOR TELEPORT!"

Usagi stood holding out her hands out to the boys in a placating gesture with a cheesy pleading grin on her face. "Ah,.. " She tried to quickly and frantically explain. "Eer, um... No guns. Nice, be nice!" Usagi sputtered unable to think up quickly exactly how to explain all this

"Usagi?" questioned Duo wondering what had the angel suddenly frantic. She held out her hands as if to hold them back from something and was looking about expectantly.

"Tenshi Usagi?" queried Quatre concerned.

There was a rush of light, sound, color and wind and when the dust settled four out of the five Gundam pilots had guns pointed at a circle of girls who had just materialized in the middle of the room. Usagi was so nervous she was giggling. Ironically it was only Heero who had gone nowhere near his gun.

"MARS FIRE IGNITE!"

"VENUS LOVELY CHAIN!"

"MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!"

"Silence Wall."

Three shots fired and Duo swore.

Heero wondered to himself if he was the only on who had heard the angel say no guns. True to his nature, he stood stoically still but infinitely alert, ignoring the freezing cold mist that obscured the room and keeping his attention focused on the tenshi. She had at once leapt between the girls who had just appeared and the other pilots.

Quite simply, Heero wasn't about to disobey an Angel who had given what was obviously a direct order.

(In case anyone was wondering yes his knees were warmer.)

Succubus demons perhaps? ... One carrying a huge glaive, the others attacking with chains, fire and obscuring mists were, something it was probably best to leave in the Angel's hands.

"STOP!" Shouted a desperate Usagi. A beam of golden blinding light shot from a crescent moon that suddenly appeared on her forehead and well, everyone stopped. Usagi still in ordinary clothes panted looking annoyed and flustered.

"Rei-chan I told you to wait! I told you the cute boys react badly when surprised. REEII you didn't waaaiittt!" The tenshi whined pathetically.

The mists, which had burned mostly away in the blaze of golden light slowly, cleared to reveal: Duo on the floor curled around a badly burned hand, Trowa wrapped in chains at a blond demon's feet, a shimmering barrier dividing the room, Wufie nerf bat in hand reaching for his sword (he had accidentally grabbed the nerf bat rather than his sword when his gun had turned to ice and flown from his hand) and Quatre who, though still holding his gun, after the first shot had taken cover behind the couch rather than shoot blindly into the mist.

Usagi, had been grazed by a ricocheting bullet but she didn't seem to have noticed yet. The demon girl with long black almost purple hair had noticed.

"You shoot innocent girls! I Sailor Mars will punish you!"

"Ricochet," Heero stated attracting nine pairs of eyes.

Shock and adrenaline can be powerful influences. It was several moments after she'd been shot that Usagi noticed. She looked at her arm surprised. A few more moments passed then all of a sudden she stared to wail extravagantly.

Everyone but Trowa who was confined in golden chains put their hands to their ears.

"I promise Lord, if it was me, I won't ever shoot an Angel again," whimpered Duo.

"Allah be merciful." The decibels were so overwhelming Quatre dropped his gun covering his ears

The demon girls had covered their ears as well.

Trowa was freed when the lovely chain was dropped. Numb to the noise already, Trowa crawled over to the aid kit then went back to the angel and injected her with the first strong painkiller he could find and began tending the injury. More careful examination showed it would need maybe two, three stitches.

~ The SM Dimension ~

Mamoru doubled over feeling the urge to transform for a brief moment before it passed. He looked rather green. "Usako," he whispered worriedly. Haruka stared at him hard.

"What just happened?" Haruka demanded.

"I'm not sure but I don't want to wait here for someone to tell me what's going on," he answered.

~ GW Dimension ~

Usagi fell reluctantly quiet, sniffing dramatically. "Domo arigoto Trowa." She mumbled to him dopily as the painkiller took affect then hugged him fuzzily and fell asleep in his lap. Trowa looked down at her. He put an arm around her awkwardly protective.

"I am Sailor Saturn. I am one of her guardians." Saturn explained to Trowa. "Let me heal her."

Trowa lifted Usagi into his arms retreating a little with her and eyeing Saturn's glaive.

Mercury activated her visor and was diagnosing Usagi from across the room. "She is fine." Mercury spoke quietly sounding immensely relieved. "We're her friends. We're here to bring her home."

"Ladies, gentlemen perhaps for everyone's peace of mind it would be best if we just waited to see what she has to say when she wakes up," suggested Quatre. His ivory handled gun had been discretely tucked away.

By unspoken agreement no one, neither Sailor Senshi, nor Gundam Pilot save Trowa approached Usagi. The pilots stayed on one side of the room the senshi on the other. Trowa kicked the aid kit towards Duo. Wufei helped him tend his burned hand.

Heero, who had yet to go near a weapon, was being treated with a little less suspicion. He was allowed to retrieve a blanket for Usagi and toss it to Trowa.

Lady Une is going to want to know the details of my delay reporting to Relena's Security detail thought Heero. He carefully analyzed the situation while silently looking from the demons, to his fellow pilots, to the Tenshi cradled in Trowa's arms.

They sat half hour or so in silence then Heero spoke. "They attacked the guns."

"Pardon?" asked Quatre looking for Heero to explain himself.

"The Tenshi said 'No Guns'. They didn't attack us. They attacked the guns," Heero explained.

"Fire, chains, look at that Glaive... They are demons," protested Wufei.

Duo swore. "Take a look at my hand and tell me they're not demons!"

"Well why did you have guns anyway?" demanded Mars defensively beginning to suspect more and more that the boys had been trying to defend Usagi.

"Haven't you heard anything about the right to bear arms?" demanded Duo who was in enough pain that sarcasm was all that was left of his sense of humor.

"The right to bear arms and the right to point them at people are two different things," snapped Rei defensively. "We're not demons!"

"I want to show you something." Heero slowly and deliberately took out his Preventer Badge and slid it over to the far side of the room.

Sailor Mercury scanned it, then warily picked it up. "Mars,... this looks like some kind of police badge. We did just appear out of nowhere."

"I think we should finish introductions," suggested Sailor Venus. "I am the Pretty Soldier Sailor Venus. In the name of Love and Venus I will right wrongs and triumph over evil."

"I am Sailor Mars Senshi of Fire and Spirit. If you hurt that girl I will punish you."

"I am Sailor Saturn." Saturn who still had her glaive pointed towards the boys did not elaborated more than that.

"Sailor Mercury, Senshi of Water," spoke Mercury apologetically. It sounded as if she had decided this was all a mistake and she was merely waiting for Usagi to wake and put it right.

"Nanashi," spoke Trowa so tonelessly that it was impossible to tell whether he meant his name to be Nanashi, which means 'no name' or whether he was simply denying them a name.

"Quatre Reberba Winner," spoke the blonde behind the couch. He too sounded apologetic. Quatre's eyes unfocused slightly as he turned his empathic attention to the tenshi to reassure himself she was truly alright.

"Heero Yui," spoke Heero pronouncing his name the way it was spelled out on his Preventor's badge.

"Onna my name's my own business," spoke Wufei sharply.

"Just call me Shinigami," snapped Duo glaring.

Sailor Saturn the small, dark haired, pale skinned one, with her costume trimmed in dark purple and black, gave Duo a slight dark smile with a flicker of humor in her eyes. Duo frankly didn't like it at all.

Heero fought to keep from squirming as his pager, which was set to vibrate, went off again. Baka pager!

Une and Relena would just have to wait until this stand off was resolved.

Quatre began quite suddenly to laugh like a drunk hyena. He grinned stupidly and covered his mouth surprised at himself and horribly embarrassed. "Guys!" he announced quite suddenly. "Why don't we all go out for ice cream!" Quatre giggled.

Everyone stared at him like he'd grown a third head.

"He's possessed," Duo whispered worriedly.

"Come on! Oh girl friends! You have to see what I got for you shopping! Shopping, shopping, shopping! CHARGE IT! It was so fun!" Quatre exclaimed clasping his hands together and giving a little twirl of glee while everyone looked on horrified.

If the eyes are the windows of the soul Quatre's seemed a little panicked.

Sailor Mars began to chant a prayer.

"What ever your doing daemon leave him alone!" Insisted Wufei clasping a hand around his sword.

Mars and Wufei locked eyes staring and fuming.

Trowa looking at Quatre then down at the angel sleeping in his lap. Trowa then did something quite unexpected. He shoulders started to shake, at first it seemed there was something wrong with him but it soon became clear that he was in fact laughing. Eventually he gave up and just laughed out loud. Heero too seemed to have clued in and smirked ever so slightly.

"WHAT?!" Demanded Wufei and Mars in perfect irate unison.

Quatre was laughing too although it didn't seem he got the joke.

Trowa sobered and spoke quietly. "Empathy, drugged angel."

Quatre still didn't get the joke. He staggered and fell down. "Ooops I forgot about those feet." He started scolding gravity for being a law rather than a suggestion. He was altogether a rather sickening mix of himself, Usagi and mind bending drugs.

"I don't think I'm quite as eager as I was a moment ago for Usagi to wake up." Commented Sailor Mercury.