Disclaimer:  I do not own Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, or the tune of "These are a few of my favorite things."

A/N: What can we say, we're insane. Another song written by Always Hopeful and Lenora.  Actually, she wrote it and I'm just hosting it on my name.

These are a few of my favorite things- in the style of the Oliver Wood Song

Hobbits with mushrooms

And bunches of carrots

They all confuse me

Like pirates with parrots

Hot Draco Malfoy asleep in my room

And with a set of my favorite brooms

Goblins in Gringotts

As well as mazes

Jareth and Ludo

Sarah amazes

Sauraman is all tied up with some strings

These are a few of my favorite things

(Chorus)

When the Orc bites

When the blade stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my Legolas toy

And then I don't feel so bad.

2nd A/N:  Did you like it?  Did you laugh?  Did you die? Oops…sorry I'm not Squirt from Finding Nemo.  Please click the little button and tell me what you thought of it!