Garet's log of misery

Yay a good natured fic about Garet and Ivan, NOT!

Erk: figures, never is.

Ivan: I look forward to this.

I'm on a roll, two down in one day!

Ivan: PARTY PARTY PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Garet feel onto his bed, full after just eating Mia's awesome cuisine. He opened his little red book, and turned to the next available page.

Dear log type... thing.

I just had dinner and it was awesome, we had bone-less rib and gravy and stuffing and and... I'm hungry. Mia... She's the best, my family thinks so too (except my brother, but what else is new). Today, Ivan hasn't shown his face, which is a good thing for a change, so I spent the day trying to figure out why the poor bug looked like it had no body, wouldn't move. {Actually it's the dead skin of a bug, but Garet would not know this.} Oh, and today at school I sang my favorite song today: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE...

anonymous voice: "hey kid shut ya wind pipes!" Oh they want an encore! Okay, TWINKLE TWINKLE... just then, a shoe came crashing through the window and Garet put it on his hand. "Thanks for the perfectly good shoe. Just then a poof of smoke appeared on his paper and Ivan was in chibbi form on his paper!

chibbi Ivan: (walks along the paper, staring at what he had written so far.)

Chibbi Ivan: * starts singing* GARET AND MIA SITTING IN A TREE KIS...

Garet: how did you get in there?!

Chibbi Ivan: The author gave me super powers to get inside your book!

Garet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Next time, we join Garet as Ivan severly screws up his writing, and Mia happens to come into the scene! Till, tomorrow!