Part 2 of insanity

We join Garet, as he finally finishes screaming bloody murder.

Garet: OOOOOOOOOOOOO... I'm done

Chibi Ivan: good, now where was I... Oh yeah! Continues the kissing song) S I N G

Garet: stop it stop it STOP IT!

Chibi Ivan: Fine, (walks up to his entry and scrambles all the letters in a screwed up order).

It read: HI entry I think Mia is a blargan flurp, and belongs in Donar. She is such a tok it's scary.

Chibi Ivan: much better.

Garet: WHAT, I SO do NOT write like that!

Mia suddenly bursts in the door wearing a paramedic uniform.

Mia: We have an emergency, CLEAR!

She than took out some small (whatever you call them) things and pressed them into Garet causing him to get shocked with 50 volts.

Garet: (Totally fried)

Mia: It doesn't appear to be working, we have to resort to mouth to mouth. MARGO!!!

Then some giant guy burst through the wall of Garet's house and knelt down.

Then he started the mouth to mouth and inflated Garet like a balloon.

Garet: (In high pitched voice) Hey get me down, I'm not dead.

Chibi Ivan: (about to die laughing his sorry ass off)

Mia: Oops hee hee!

Deflates him

Garet: What was that about?

Mia: I heard you scream, and thought you needed help.

(notices the book)

Mia: Hey, what's this?

Chibi Ivan: I'm outta here, POOF

Mia: Hm... I'M A WHAT!!!?

Garet: Heh Heh, I LOVE YOU!

Mia: Oh okay, I thought you said I was an idiotic whore, that belongs in mental therapy, also that I'm such a whore it's scary.

Garet: OH no of course not.

Mia: good

Garet: Phew

Mia: What?

Garet: I love you!

Mia good boy! (gives him a small pat on the head)

Garet: ARF ARf

Then Sheba opens the door

Sheba: I HEARD DOGGY, WHERE'S THE DOGGY!?

Garet suddenly dons a dog costume

Sheba: Oh YAY!!! Come here doggy!

Garet: BARK BARK (runs out the door).

Sheba: WAIT COME BACK!

Mia: looks like we need to change his name to Roofet.

Hope you liked it, R&R RIGHT NOW!!!