A/N: I know this is a bit short but I have school and all so you'll just have to put up with it. Thanks for the reviews, but I still need more to build my confidence up to finish the story.

"Everybody ready?" Leo asked.

"Of course we are." Don commented. "We're turtles Leo we're always ready remember? Now where's that damn pizza I ordered an hour ago?" Don proceeded to look around the room until he caught out the corner of his eye a trail of pizza crumbs leading to Mike's stomach. "Why the hell did you eat my pizza Mike? It clearly had my name labeled on it, I told the pizza boy to do that. God, I can't leave you alone with one of my pizza's for five minutes can I?"

"Now calm down Don." Mike rationalized, trying to sound mature. "It's not what it looks like, Raph ate it. I tried to stop him, but he overpowered me. He thus continued to toss all the crumbs on me and leave a trail to my chair. It was all Raph, right Leo?"

Leonardo trying to avoid the chance of being pulled into this mess just walked out of the room. "Why the hell would I want to eat your crappy pizza?" Raph was steaming at this point. "It's got anchovies on it and you know I'm allergic to those things!"

Mike was still confident his story would hold up and continued to spit out lie after lie. "Well Raph told me if I gave him the pizza and said I did it he would give me a special present later."

Raphael was really getting unnerved now. "Damn it, for the last time Mike I am not gay! I don't care how hard you wish, but it's not going to happen." Raph stormed out of the room followed by a confused Donatello.

Mike just sat there smiling until Leo came in and told them they had to get going. And so the journey of the Turtles was about to begin.

It was dawn and the fellowship was beginning to awake, but one of them could not sleep that night, for something more powerful came over him. "I remember when I walked into this bakery and saw this lovely three storied chocolate cake that I just couldn't resist." The fellowship just stared at Gimli and sighed. Knowing that he had been awake throughout the night rambling on about his cakes. "I went over and asked the old woman how much the cake cost and she told me it wasn't for sale. So I through a pie in her face, took the cake, and ran out the door faster than you could say Sam is gay."

Frodo was getting quite tired with all this and couldn't help himself but to just ask if they could say they were going out to find some food, then abandon Gimli in the forest and let nature take it's course. But as usual Aragorn advised against it, even though Gimli smelled like dog shit. So which way to Rohan and Gandalf? Pippen asked.

Aragorn looked around and then replied. "How the fuck should I know you little runt, I'm just a ranger here.

But before they could get into an argument they heard a mysterious voice coming from the outskirts of the forest. "Don't forget to bring a towel." It said. Gandalf they all thought, so they went to investigate the eerie voice that was coming from the forest. "I am the almighty one Z-man, I will lead you to where ever you need to go. For I am the chosen one who prophesizes the coming of the four saviors of Middle Earth, the one who will lead you to glory!"

Aragorn became disheartened. "It's just some maniac guys, let's get a move on. Nothing to see here." A giant fireball flew past Aragorn's shoulder; he could feel the heat of it. "My mistake almighty one come right along with us, we got no problem with you joining us. Right guys?" The group nodded in agreement and they set off for Rohan.

Z-man couldn't stop throwing up, as the stench of Gimli was so horrific that his stomach couldn't hold down his manly breakfast. "Guys Gimli is really starting to make me nauseous, can't we just dump him in the woods some where?"

Legolas just smirked and replied. "You're not the first one to dream of doing that."

"Shut up you lousy Elf, I don't need you're witty remarks! I'll have you know that this stench is found to be very sexy for the ladies, and I can't help but look my best for when I'm looking to get lucky." The dwarf triumphantly swung his ax around until Legolas whispered to Aragorn.

"He must mean the orcs, for one of those cross breeding sessions they always have." Aragorn just nodded in agreement, and everyone had a laugh at Gimli's expense.

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A/N: So what do you think? Please review my story! The next chapter will be up Saturday afternoon!