Jojo the Orc timidly entered his masters dwelling. "Lord Sauron sir, we have received word that a presence has just entered the land from the north. The great wizard Saraman has sent his spies out to find it, but it should be a few hours until we receive word from him."

Lord Sauron stared on into the night sky, as that was pretty much all he could do granted he was a giant eye. Though somewhere in him he felt some strange feeling he'd never felt before. "No, call off the spies. I will find them myself, ready my gear and find me a Nazgul to ride. I ride in the morning!"

Jojo just looked at him as if he'd just finished doing crack. "Sir you're a giant eye you can't ride out, you'd just burn up anything you touched."

"Well you don't have to rub it in Jojo, I'm well aware of my handicap." Sauron felt a ping of pain in his heart, if he ever had one, so he continued. "Ready my cloak and retro colored pimp hat with the cute little feather in it, now!" Jojo hastily brought him his stuff though he knew what would happen. He proceeded to place the cape and hat on him, and it instantly evaporated. "Did you not hear me Jojo, I said bring me my gear!"

Jojo just gave him yet another baffled look and replied. "But sir I did, it just evaporated instantly on you, honestly it wasn't my fault."

"Silence!" Sauron yelled, he then turned his glare onto him preparing to evaporate the worthless orc into tonight's dinner. "I will not tolerate these deceitful lies of yours, bring me my things, and why you're at it why don't you just admit you incinerated my goldfish and ate his carcass. Admit it damn it, I need closure! And where is my Nazgul!"

Jojo didn't want to lose another nice Nazgul for no damn reason, but he had no choice. It was him or the Nazgul. "Right over here sir, would you like me to mount you on him?" Sauron just nodded in reply. So Jojo set to work mounting him on the Nazgul without burning himself. He did it but almost immediately the Nazgul yelped in pain and running jumped off the tower. It spiraled down on fire and hit the ground, it was dead immediately. "Don't feel too bad sir, it's not your fault it didn't like you. You have a great magnetic personality that any man would want to be around. Trust me, I know from experience."

Sauron just looked aggravated. "Stop trying to suck up to me Jojo, it's not working. Now leave, I want to be alone with my thoughts right now." Jojo tried to object but Sauron just waived him off and sent him out. You could see a tear roll down his fiery eye as he stared off into space knowing that he may never walk around in human form ever again.

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Aragorn slowly looked at his surroundings trying to make out the route to Rohan. "We are close, we must head North."

Z-man sensed that the Turtles were near, he must have them meet before they get to Rohan. "We must head west Aragorn, Rohan is west of here. Follow me, I will lead us to Rohan.

Aragorn grew angry and began to draw his sword, but Z-man drew a fireball in his hand and he thought to himself that it wasn't worth kicking his ass and put his sword away. So they were off, they headed east through the plains until they reached a point that Z-man told them to build camp while he went out to scope the land.

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Z-man could hear voices coming from the near distance. "Damn it, we're lost!"

"No we're not, you're never lost. Just temporarily misguided."

"You and your stupid jokes man, why don't you cram it and let someone else drive for a change huh?"

Z-man listened in to the conversation not knowing who was speaking. He then realized that no one can kick his ass, he's like the new age god of Middle Earth. "Hello?" He called. "Who is it who walks so noisily in the forest where I dwell?" He then waited for an answer, but got nothing but dead silence. It was eerie, he could no longer hear whoever was talking. And the forest was strangely quiet.

"What was that?" A voice asked.

Another replied. "I don't know, let's check it out though. Nothing can overpower the four Turtles strength. Unity is the power to wisdom. Let's go."

The five slowly approached each other until they were just a tree about. The forest rattled with the sounds of screams ringing through the place. They stared into the each other's eyes as they slowly drew their weapons. And then…….

A/N: Like Chapter 3? Well you better review the story if you want to see what happens next. Or I might decide not to finish it.