~~!WARNING!~~ The passage below about Bobby is manly based on the evolution series but contains slashes! His character is more childish than he is often depicted. Some of the slashes may upset you! Because of this, he acts much more feminine and girlish!

ONCE IN A WHILE Once in a while a boy is special, Once in a while a boy is cute, Once in a while your heart is in a lull, Once in a while he steals your heart, Once in a while he leaves And breaks you a part.

But, once in a while, He is more than special, He makes you go the whole darn mile, An d once in a while, You are a boy too.

I am a bit odd, I should say! I am a bit different. So as not to go into detail, I shall tell you that when you are invisible, you snoop and observe a lot! The day Pyro left the X-men, Bobby was never the same. The queerness of it all began when Kitty Rogue, Amara, Tabatha, Jubilee, Rahne, and Syrin were watching Pirates of the Caribbean. "He is so hot!" Amara proclaimed plopping down in front of the TV while it was zoomed in on Orlando Bloom. "Move!" Syren screamed making them cover their ears. Tabby pressed pause on the remote. "There!" she exclaimed. Kitty sighed. "Lance is still hotter, though!" she said although it sounded like she was being sarcastic. "Doesn't matter! Y'all will get 'em when I am done with 'em!" Rogue laughed, her I pronounced ah. Suddenly, Bobby ran into the room, hopping onto the couch right in between Rogue and Tabby. "Rogue, you would just kill him," Bobby said, "he would much rather be with me!" And so that was just the obfuscated beginning! There was also Sam. Now maybe it seems that they truly liked each other and we can't be sure but if it wasn't for that piggyback ride and another incident, I don't think anyone would know how much Bobby really does. Sam got extremely tired of his blond hair. It was so boring that he didn't know what to make his hair color. He took a bottle of dye that would make his hair red. It was so cheap that when he was done, it was a dark brown. Looking very much like Lance, that was who Kitty mistook him for. "Oh Lance!" she cried, throwing her arms around his neck. Lance had already left for the brotherhood yet again. And Kitty, she missed him. Miss, or should I say "Mister", priss, Bobby, marched over, ripping her off of Sam. "That would be MY man!" he proclaimed, hands on his hips. Do you think this has gotten a little too queer? Well, it gets a little queerer! Now, personally, I have learned from Pietro that drugs are your best friends if your father is rejecting you. He must have been really high! Bobby was sent on a dare to the brotherhood, but when he got there, he forgot what it was. Right then, Pietro came in, creating a wind, blowing Todd's papers off the table. Bobby gaped at him, his mouth wide open. "Wow!" Bobby proclaimed like a toddler does when they see a cartoon on a TV. "How do you go so fast? Do the girls even remember when you are... well... you know..." Pietro raised an eyebrow, widening a blood-shot eye. "I can show you if you want!" I am sorry! I can see your face. You probably dislike me for who thought cute, lil Iceman would be quite gay or that Pietro would be that way. It happened and that is all I have to say. Rogue felt very sorry for Bobby. She invited him to a sleepover to try to make up for the hurt he suffered. That night Bobby brought manicure, nail polish, makeup, and hair supplies. All of the high school girls of the X- men crew were there. They looked up at him astounded. "Bobby?" Rogue asked. "Are ya feelin' okay?" Bobby raised his eyebrow. "Of course I am okay! I brought all this stuff because I have this new hair style that I want to try but if you haven't noticed, my hair isn't long enough!" Funny enough, after much discussion, they actually became okay with the fact that he actually came and let him do their hair. Kitty liked hers very much so. Bobby became so happy from that one night! Well, Kitty had become a quite good friend of Bobby despite his gayness. She actually took him to the mall to pick out a dress for her. He actually had a wonderful sense of style. Bobby helped her pick out a lovely light pink dress with dark pink hearts and matching pinks shoes and stylish hat. The next day, though, she couldn't find it. Kitty rushed to Bobby's room, but he wasn't there! Searching franticly, she found herself in front of the front doors. A girl burst through. She wore the same dress that Kitty had bought the day before. The girl's hair was a little too straight and fine to Kitty. "Hi," The girl said, "My name is Bobby-" Everyone began to look at her. Sam took a step closer. "-ella." She finished. Well, Sam went to the girl full force and well, asked her on a date. It was Bobby. He made such a good-looking girl as scary as it was! After much primping, he went with Sam to have a wonderful fancy dinner. The food was just as wonderful as the restaurant. Bobby became very annoyed though. Sam didn't talk about him, just wanted to talk about himself, Sam. He threw off the wig and took Sam by surprise. "How dare you!" he exclaimed. "You left me for... ah... me!" That was a very upsetting moment and of course he had to explain to Kitty so word went around the school all about it. Kurt, oh don't get me started! Bobby and him might as well be made for each other! Of course, Kurt had to finish raping Evan and Sam first, but I will come back to him! Let me rewind first! Bobby realized a long time ago he couldn't be with Pyro so he turned to Rogue whose life was just as depressing. Soon, though, she left him for Gambit and then left him for another! Well, anyway, Gambit lost his mind and found comfort in Bobby. You would not believe how many of us are so sorry for what Gambit has to live with for the rest of his life! I feel sorry for Bobby because I think he actually loved Gambit. "Don't leave me!" Bobby sobbed, clinging onto Gambit's foot. Gambit was leaving for therapy, to a center that could mentally rehabilitate him. He dragged him all the way through the gardens and to the gate before Bobby let go. Bobby sat for days in the kitchen eating ice cream and sleeping. Thanks to the ravings and physical abuse, only Logan made it into the kitchen, which was only for a beer! Scott, well, he made it in too! I hoped not to embarrass him but then again, it is Bobby's fault. Bobby had let down his guard in his most somber state. Scott got in to get everyone pizza from the fridge. Bobby saw a spider and leaped behind Scott, holding on in this deformed hug-like way. Poor Scott! He simply thought Bobby was scared, not also lonely! Well, Bobby did meet Pyro again. The "dark side" really messed him up! Bobby and Pyro met in Bobby's room as Xavior, sorry- Professor Xavior- has had a hard time refusing to let the "bad guys" in. Pyro wanted to go joyriding and vandalize the subway. Bobby heard something quite different. "I'm ready!" Pyro exclaimed. "Just a second!" Bobby called from the bathroom. Pietro, Todd, Lance, and Blob walked in behind him as Bobby began to sing "Oh Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." They shrugged, but you should have seen Bobby! He was dancing and everything! Inside his head he was saying, "tonight is the night!" You know what is sad about Bobby? It is that he always ends up alone! Well, soon Christmas passed with everyone except Kurt hiding the mistletoe, and it became Valentine's Day. Bobby was pretty lonely. Gambit was in therapy and Sam was on a cruise with his parents. A new recruit found Bobby following him. Roberto, or Forge, had a thing for mechanics. Desperate, Bobby found himself attracted to this younger guy. Bobby found his courage and approached Roberto. "Ah, Roberto?" Bobby stuttered nervously. "C-can you f-fix my-y computer?" Roberto nodded. "I'll have it fixed in a jiffy!" he exclaimed. Well, Roberto entered Bobby's dorm that had been decorated with the help of Kitty. It had pink, red, and white hearts. Bobby, himself, after several sewing classes, made a heart-shaped pillow. The pillow had a flap. Under it, a picture could be inserted. A cutout cupid hung from the ceiling. Bobby flopped down onto the bed. Roberto worked for not even a minute. "Bobby, there is exactly nothing wrong with your computer!" Roberto exclaimed. To prove his point, he turned on the computer. Bobby began to bat his eyelashes. The wallpaper on his computer became visual. The background had hearts with fire designs inside them. A message ran across the top of the screen, "Forge Puts a Spark in My Life!" Bobby laid back on the bed. Roberto's eyes went as large as saucers. His mouth dropped open. He ran out the door. Bobby sat up and sobbed into his hands. About five minutes later, he heard the sounds of a low growl. Looking up, he saw Rahne crouched before him in her wolf form. Rahne said how dare him but it came out, "Growe air you!" "Huh?" he asked. She lunged at him. Screaming, Bobby huddled in the corner. Rahne transformed to normal and stood above him. "Leave Roberto alone!" she cried defensively and walked swiftly out of the room. Bobby whimpered a yes. He sighed in relief after she left. He guessed that not all his ideas were good ones. You know Bobby wasn't always gay as I mentioned at the beginning! Bobby found out about the way he was the hard way! It started when Bobby was in middle school, eighth grade to be precise, the year before he wound up with the X-Men. Bobby has always been so cute. He is also very loving. So, it was no surprise when the "most popular girl in school"- exactly as the title portrays-, Becky. She was a sweet girl and maybe that was why everyone liked her. Her blond hair, blue eyes, and other perfect features made her like a miniature Barbie. Kind and compassionate Bobby took Becky to the movies. They watched a chick- flick. He did not want to embarrass her or himself by bringing her to a sad movie where HE would probably be the one crying. Becky, very much in control of her relationships, leaned in for a kiss. The kiss was warm and welcoming. Bobby enjoyed it and kissed her back, but there was something missing. Bobby wondered if just liking being kissed was enough for a relationship or if there was something else to it. It was something that would trouble him for the next two years. After that, Becky invited him back to her place. Her parents were out of town. She told him they could have lots of fun together in different ways. Being very naive, he went with her. They rode bikes home, as they didn't drive yet. He walked into the house with her. The home was welcoming. Furniture was rather expensive looking that gave him an unsure feeling. He let that all go away when she began to kiss him again. This time his shirt came off and they found themselves up the stairs. The bed he found himself pushing her against was higher up than most beds. The canopy had no stairs either for him to lead her up. Again, he got that odd feeling. She stopped and he knew he couldn't continue this. "What is wrong?" she asked him. He shook his head. "I need to clear some thoughts!" he said and left, shirt in hand. Once outside, the cold forced his brain to work again. He put his shirt on and just walked in a general direction. Bobby found a bar and walked in. He ordered nothing but that didn't matter, as he was under-age anyway. A girl sat next to him. "I think you need a little lovin'!" she said. Bobby started nodding but stopped. He didn't want any. That was why he escaped. The girl scooted a little closer. "Don't be all alone!" she said. Now he was frightened. The woman was quite older than him and yet hitting on him. It was wrong and he knew it. She scooted closer and after kissing him, which seemed very unwelcome, he felt an emotion stir that hadn't gone off with Becky... Days after, he found out that was a gay bar where the women are really men cross-dressing. He wondered why he had felt things with a man but not a girl. What made it even worse was that the whole school knew! Becky had followed him, wanting to make sure nothing happened to him, and also to make sure she hadn't upset him. She saw the "woman" kiss him. Now, everyone knew his mistake. Bobby tried to get over it but the anger grew. It became so ferocious that he wanted to hurt them. In his mind, Bobby hurtled fire at them and maybe that is where the obsession with fire came in. In reality, Bobby had frozen all around him. He panicked and ran. Soon, he ran into Pyro. Pyro and he became fast buddies and Logan brought them to the X-Men crew.