Author's note: There is some language in this fic that certain readers may take offense to.  I apologize in advance for any offense and let it be known that I have nothing against other races or cultures. 

Disclaimer: Don't own anything except myself, Mr. Black, the Afro Gundam, and Domon's God Gundam.

            DOMON: You're gonna give that back right now!

            DEUCE: No chance in hell.

            *Deuce uses his powers to drop an oil tanker on Domon.

            DEUCE: Let's continue the story.

            *Saddam's mansion.  Mr. Hussein is on an elevator lift down to an underground hanger.  It reaches the bottom and the doors open.  Saddam steps out into the hanger.

            SADDAM: Excellent.  Construction on the new Devil Gundam is right on schedule.

            *Suddenly, there's a puff of smoke and a very familiar figure is standing beside Saddam.  It is none other than the Devil himself, Bill Gates.

            BILL: I see my Gundam is nearing completion.

            SADDAM: Yes, my lord.  Everything is proceeding exactly as planned.  The Shuffle Alliance is here in Neo Iraq just as you predicted.

            BILL: Excellent.  Once my Devil Gundam is complete I will use it to destroy the Shuffle Alliance!  Then I will use it to conquer Macintosh and rule the computer industry!  I will then take over the video game industry by destroying Sony and Nintendo and forcing the whole world to use my Xbox!  And then I will use my new Devil Gundam to conquer the world!  Haw!  Haw!  Haw!  Haw!  Haw!  Haw!  Haw!  Haw!  Haw!

            SADDAM: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

            *Bill smacks Saddam in the head with his pitchfork.

            BILL: Shut the *BEEP* up!  Only I am allowed to laugh at the evilness of my plan!

            SADDAM: *rubbing the huge-ass lump on the back of his head* Sorry, my lord.

            *Stalker appears.

            STALKER: Now everyone, a surprising turn of events has occurred!  The Devil himself, Bill Gates, has revealed himself as the mastermind behind all of Neo Iraq's recent military build ups!  Also, the spy that General Sexual mentioned a few chapters ago has finally appeared.  But, will he have information that will help Domon and the others to defeat this horrible new threat?  Let's get things started!  Gundam Fight all set?  Ready…GO!

                                                DESERT STORM! ATTACK ON IRAQ!

                                                                 Part 4: Revelations

            *A Neo Iraqi street

            MR. BLACK: Yo!  What up, Shuffle dawgs?  You can call me Mr. Black.  I's da spy dats lookin' fo yas.  We can't talk here.  Follow me.

            *Mr. Black leads the group to his secure little apartment.

            MR. BLACK: Okay.  We can talk here.

            DOMON: It's been a while, Mr. Black.

            RAIN: After your Gundam exploded, we thought we'd never see you again.

            MR. BLACK: *blinks* *blinks again* Domon Kasshu?  And Rain Mikamura?

            RAIN: It's Rain Mikamura Kasshu, now. *hugs Domon affectionately* We got married after Domon won the Gundam Fight last year. *^_^*

            MR. BLACK: You just answered my questions before I even axed them.  Anyway, congratulations, Domon, on both yo win and yo marriage.

            DOMON: Thanks.

            ALLENBY: Wait.  You three know each other?

            RAIN: Uh-huh.  When Domon and I fought against Osama bin Laden in the Guyana Highlands, Mr. Black showed up and helped out.

            MR. BLACK: *indicating the rest of the Shuffle Alliance* Okay, I knows who you four is.  But, *looking at Allenby* who da hell is she?

            DOMON: That's Allenby.  We met her during the Final Round of the Gundam Fight.

            MR. BLACK: Okay.  Dat's cool, dawg.  I have just one mo question though. *looks at Deuce* Who da hell is you, mother *BEEP*er?

            DEUCE: I'm the author of this fic and the guy who created you.

            MR. BLACK: *skeptically* Sure you is.

            *Kyoji's ghost appears, scaring the shit out of Domon as usual.

            KYOJI: It would be wise to take him seriously.

            *The ghost of Schwarz Bruder appears.

            SCHWARZ: Yeah, just ask Domon what happens when you mess with Deuce.

            *The ghost of the real Schwarz Bruder appears. (You know, the old German guy that was killed by the Devil Gundam and became the basis for Kyoji's android copy.)

            REAL SCHWARZ: Ah!  Ghuten tahg!  Lederhosen! *trails off into a string of senseless German shit*

            ALL: o_O

            KYOJI: Does anyone one know what this bastard just said?

            ALL: Nope.

            ARGO: …

            SCHWARZ: *arguing with the real Schwarz* What do you mean by, "Stole your identity and your Gundam?"  You're dead!  You were dead when I took over for you!

            *The real Schwarz mumbles something in German.

            SCHWARZ: You should be happy!  I took you Gundam almost all the way to the final Battle Royal!   No!  Don't give me any of that crap!

            *The two Schwarzs vanish, still arguing.

            KYOJI: sigh

            MR. BLACK: *to Deuce* If you really is da author, prove it.

            DEUCE: *evil grin* Gladly.

            *Deuce summons a Craw Giant, a Shivan Dragon, and a Serra Angel.  The three creatures begin to beat the shit out of Mr. Black.  Soon, Mr. Black is barely conscious, lying on the apartment floor.

            DEUCE: Convinced?

            MR. BLACK: Ung…yeah…

            KYOJI: I told you so. *disappears*

            SAI: Hey!  Where's Bro?  I haven't seen him since Kyoji showed up.

            ARGO: …?

            SAI: No, he's not on the can, Mister.  Bro never left the room.  He would have had to pass me to do so.

            RAIN: He's got to be around here somewhere.

            *The group begins to look the missing King of Hearts.  Five minutes later, George finds him, curled up in the fetal position behind the coffee table.

            GEORGE: *to Domon* Ah!  Bonjour, mon ami! *to the others* I found him!  He's over here!

            *Soon everyone is standing around the cowering Domon.

            DOMON: Is he gone?  So scared… Are the evil ghosts gone yet?

            RAIN: Yes, dear.  Kyoji, Schwarz, and Schwarz are gone.

            *Domon jumps up like nothing has happened.

            ALLENBY: o_O That was strange…

            CHIBODEE: o_O I'll say…

            SAI: o_O Riiiight…

            ARGO: o_O …

            ALL: Ha! Ha! Ha!

            MR. BLACK: Dat was a good one, Argo!

            DEUCE: *to reader* The funny thing is that I'm writing this and I don't even know what Argo is saying.

            RAIN: Who are you talking to, Deuce?

            DEUCE: Them. *points to reader*

            RAIN: Oh. *to reader* Hi.  I'm Rain. *waves*

            *Now be a good reader and wave back…. You didn't wave, did you?  Bastard.

            DOMON: Okay.  Mr. Black, what information do you have for us?

            MR. BLACK: Well, I don't got much.  I only gots general information.

            CHIBODEE: Then out with it, damn it!

            MR. BLACK: Don't you talk like dat to me, ya racist bastard!

            CHIBODEE: Who said I was racist, you nigger!

            MR. BLACK: Dat's it, kracker!  I'm gonna kick yo white ass all over this town!!

            DEUCE: Hey!  Wait a minute!  There's no fighting in this fic yet!  That doesn't come until the next chapter!

            MR. BLACK: Fine.  But he started it.

            DEUCE: Shut up before I remove you and all evidence of your existence from this universe.

            DOMON: Now, what info do you have for us?

            MR. BLACK: Anyways, as I was saying the information I gots is very general.  All I knows is dat dey is workin' on a new Devil Gundam.  I also know dat Saddam has ordered production of an army of Scud Gundams.  I also knows dat Saddam isn't da guy dat's mastamindin' dis whole thing.

            DOMON: Who is then?!

            MR. BLACK: The Devil!

            ALL: WHAT?!

            ARGO: …?!

            RAIN: You mean Satan is behind all this?!

            MR. BLACK: Yup.  But his name ain't Satan.  It's Bill Gates.

            ALL: WHAT?!

            ARGO: …?!

            CHIBODEE: You mean to say that Bill Gates, the man who makes that crappy-ass Xbox, is the Devil?!

            MR. BLACK: Dat's right, dawg.

            CHIBODEE: I knew there was something fishy about him.  Now I know what it is.

            MR. BLACK: Now listen.  If yas wants ta defeat these guys, yous all gots ta stick wit me.  I knows where dey's keepin' da thing at.  Follow me.  I'll take yas there.

                                                TO BE CONTINUED…

            STALKER: All right, everyone, it's the moment you've been waiting for!  Domon and the others finally begin their assault on Saddam Hussein and his forces!  Let's wish them luck!  Next time on Mobile Fighter G-Gundam: "Desert Storm! Attack on Iraq! Part 5: The Assault Begins."  Ready…GO!