A/N: Thanks for the reviews everyone! I really appreciate your comments. Just a couple of notes, first off Legolas and Aragorn and not gay together! This is not a slash; some of you were confused about that. And secondly, Frodo and Sam are no longer in this story until the end. They went off to destroy the ring. So read on and enjoy the chapter, but don't forget to leave a review!

Aragorn slowly walked with the others as they trudged on toward Rohan. He was pondering many things about what lay on the long road ahead. He wanted answers, and he wanted them soon. But for now he decided to bi his time, wait for the perfect moment.

"Aragorn?" Legolas asked him. He jumped, drawing his sword and placing it at Legolas's throat. "Calm down, Merry was just wondering how much farther to Rohan."

Aragorn just sighed, relieved. "A few more hours and we- Aragorn stopped suddenly when he heard rustling in the bushes in front of them. The fellowship slowly drew their weapons preparing to fight. Instantly a little bunny emerges and everyone relaxes a bit.

"It's so cute!" Gimli couldn't resist picking him up and holding him in his arms. "Can I keep it guys? Please?" They all silently consulted about it in a huddle, and decided that if Gimli had a pet he might be too occupied taking care of it that he would stop telling his cake stories at night. Gimli did a little dwarf dance in the air for a while before he released he would have to name it. "I'll call you Fufu, the pet bunny!"

The fellowship just rolled their eyes and reminded him that they had a long journey ahead of them. So they continued on down the road until Mike and Raph got in a fight, because Mike wouldn't stop touching him. "Leave me alone Mike!" Raph continued to blow a casket. "Just leave me alone, I'm not in the mood for your games! Can't you see the magnitude of the mission we're on!" They continued to fight until Leo broke them up and made them apologize. So yet another distraction was behind them.

They continued on their journey until they could see Rohan in the distance. They all breathed a sigh of relief, but it was short lived as they were suddenly ambushed by a massive group of orcs. "Kill them all, spare no one!" You could hear one of the orcs yell.

"Quickly, we must dispense of them!" Aragorn yelled as he charged the enemy.

Legolas quickly jumped up on a high rock and started firing arrows at nearby orcs. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5."

Gimli seeing an opportunity to out show the Elf handed his cute little furry bunny to Pippen, and started chopping down orcs. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10."

The battle raged on as the turtles were kicking some serious ass. Though Mike was finding it quite difficult to dispatch anyone with his nun chucks. Gimli continued to count out loud all his kills. "29, 30, 31, 32."

"61, 62, 63, 64." Legolas continued.

"Damn it! I'd get that many kills too if I just stood on a stupid rock firing pussy arrows at people!" Gimli got so infuriated that he threw his ax at Legolas but missing horribly he just cursed in his native tongue. Fortunately the fighting had died down by now with the last few orcs being dispatched. And except for some bumps and bruises, they were all fine. So they had finally made it to Rohan.

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Sir?" Jojo asked as he entered his master's lair. "Are you in?" He found Sauron in his usual place, as he's a giant eye and can't go anywhere. He was right next to the fiery eye he and the others had made with Saraman's help. "Bad news, the attack failed."

"Well it doesn't come as a surprise to me." Sauron continued. "These stupid orcs couldn't kill anything if it was standing right in front of him and weighed five thousand pounds, which as you know would take up a lot of room." Jojo just fake coughed as to remind him that he's an orc. "Yes, I didn't forget that you're an orc yourself. But you're not a fighting orc, just a personal assistant of mine. And nay I remind you that that is the best job there possibly can be."

"I now sir, I haven't forgotten." He replied automatically.

"Now we have but one choice, to must destroy Minas Tirith! Prepare the troops, and sound the battle horn!" Sauron roared.

Jojo just sighed and replied. "Sir, we don't have a battle horn."

"Well sound something then!" Sauron waited impatiently as Jojo the orc sounded the dark whistle. Unfortunately no one but the two of them could actually hear it. "We march at dawn in three days!" The stage was set, and the pieces were beginning to move.

A/N: Short chapter I know, but the next one will be longer. Please review my story so I at least know someone appreciates my work, good or bad appreciation. Just review it and the next chapter will be up by Saturday.