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know you're reading this. Why are you all so afraid to leave my a review?
It's not like it takes much will power. But I'm going to stop demanding
for some reviews, as if you read this story and do not leave a review, then
you have to live with a guilty conscience that you read a story and didn't
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Jojo was doing the laundry when the intercom came on, it was Sauron. "Jojo get up here right now! My coffee is too damn hot go and get me a new one! And where is that replacement pimp hat and cloak you ordered for me a week ago!"
Jojo was getting tired of being pushed around all the time, but he knew he couldn't do anything about it. If he were to voice his opinion he would be vaporized in a heartbeat. So he decided to go along with him for the time being. "I'll be right there sir, hold on."
Jojo paced himself getting the coffee; he had just finished making a cup of the best stuff Middle Earth had to offer when suddenly Sauron's voice came from the intercom again. "Where the hell is my coffee, damn it!"
Jojo was startled and dropped the cup on the ground shattering it to pieces. "Damn you Sauron! Now it's going to take twenty minutes to clean this mess up and get you another cup!"
Sauron was heard again from the intercom. "You've got ten."
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They had finally made it to Rohan, now they could get some well-deserved rest. Or so they thought. "I am going to have a word with King Theoden." Aragorn continued. "The rest of you are free to do as you please for the time being, but stay out of trouble."
Gimli's eyes shot open at the sound of anything. "I think I will check out the local bakery." He glanced at everyone very slowly making sure no one suspected anything.
"Follow him." Aragorn whispered to Legolas, he just nodded and went off towards the bakery with Gimli.
Merry and Pippen went off to find a bed to get extra shut eye, while the Turtles and Z-man just kind of sat around and talked. "So, what are you a wizard?" Asked Don.
Z-man was obviously annoyed by the question, and he knew he wouldn't get any time to sleep. "I said I was in the forest, or don't you have a short term memory?"
Don looked shocked to see Z-man so agitated by a simple question. "I just wanted to learn more about you guys and your customs." Z-man sighed admitting defeat, indicating he would answer any questions he might have. "So do you guys have pizza here or what? Cause I am starving!"
"Pizza?" A confused Z-man asked. "What is this pizza you speak of?"
The Turtles looked shocked. "No pizza!" Mike yelled. "Then what am I going to eat while I'm watching T.V.?"
This just confused Z-man even more. "You people speak of some strange things, are these inventions of your time?"
Leo took charge from here on out. "Why yes, we are what you would call technically advanced. We've created millions of useful devices that you people could only dream of."
Z-man just got a crazy idea. "Could you make this stuff you call pizza for me?"
The Turtles just grinned and nodded at each other. "Mike, you get the breading needed. Raph, get the toppings. Don come with me, we'll find an oven to cook it in." So they all set out to get the things needed to make the pizza.
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Legolas looked on as Gimli admired all the pretty cakes in the window. "Oh, I like that one. How much for it?"
"It's not for sale, it's for my daughter's wedding." She replied.
Gimli just stared blankly for a while. "I see."
Gimli started to lick his chops, and was about to bite into it when Legolas barked at him. "Don't even think about it! Aragorn said to stay out of trouble!"
"Screw Aragorn." Came the reply. Gimli thus grabbed the cake, ran out the door stumbling, as Legolas tried to stop him but just ended up grabbing smelly shoe. He then fainted from nausea. Gimli kept running while taking huge chops out of the cake, huffing and puffing while the old lady chased her. She eventually gave up and Gimli finished the cake, but he wanted more. So he thought of an evil scheme that would get him all the cakes he could eat. "Yessss my preciousssss.
A/N: Want to read more? Then review! Sorry though for the shortness, but a much longer chapter will be up tomorrow, promise!
Jojo was doing the laundry when the intercom came on, it was Sauron. "Jojo get up here right now! My coffee is too damn hot go and get me a new one! And where is that replacement pimp hat and cloak you ordered for me a week ago!"
Jojo was getting tired of being pushed around all the time, but he knew he couldn't do anything about it. If he were to voice his opinion he would be vaporized in a heartbeat. So he decided to go along with him for the time being. "I'll be right there sir, hold on."
Jojo paced himself getting the coffee; he had just finished making a cup of the best stuff Middle Earth had to offer when suddenly Sauron's voice came from the intercom again. "Where the hell is my coffee, damn it!"
Jojo was startled and dropped the cup on the ground shattering it to pieces. "Damn you Sauron! Now it's going to take twenty minutes to clean this mess up and get you another cup!"
Sauron was heard again from the intercom. "You've got ten."
*****************************************
They had finally made it to Rohan, now they could get some well-deserved rest. Or so they thought. "I am going to have a word with King Theoden." Aragorn continued. "The rest of you are free to do as you please for the time being, but stay out of trouble."
Gimli's eyes shot open at the sound of anything. "I think I will check out the local bakery." He glanced at everyone very slowly making sure no one suspected anything.
"Follow him." Aragorn whispered to Legolas, he just nodded and went off towards the bakery with Gimli.
Merry and Pippen went off to find a bed to get extra shut eye, while the Turtles and Z-man just kind of sat around and talked. "So, what are you a wizard?" Asked Don.
Z-man was obviously annoyed by the question, and he knew he wouldn't get any time to sleep. "I said I was in the forest, or don't you have a short term memory?"
Don looked shocked to see Z-man so agitated by a simple question. "I just wanted to learn more about you guys and your customs." Z-man sighed admitting defeat, indicating he would answer any questions he might have. "So do you guys have pizza here or what? Cause I am starving!"
"Pizza?" A confused Z-man asked. "What is this pizza you speak of?"
The Turtles looked shocked. "No pizza!" Mike yelled. "Then what am I going to eat while I'm watching T.V.?"
This just confused Z-man even more. "You people speak of some strange things, are these inventions of your time?"
Leo took charge from here on out. "Why yes, we are what you would call technically advanced. We've created millions of useful devices that you people could only dream of."
Z-man just got a crazy idea. "Could you make this stuff you call pizza for me?"
The Turtles just grinned and nodded at each other. "Mike, you get the breading needed. Raph, get the toppings. Don come with me, we'll find an oven to cook it in." So they all set out to get the things needed to make the pizza.
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Legolas looked on as Gimli admired all the pretty cakes in the window. "Oh, I like that one. How much for it?"
"It's not for sale, it's for my daughter's wedding." She replied.
Gimli just stared blankly for a while. "I see."
Gimli started to lick his chops, and was about to bite into it when Legolas barked at him. "Don't even think about it! Aragorn said to stay out of trouble!"
"Screw Aragorn." Came the reply. Gimli thus grabbed the cake, ran out the door stumbling, as Legolas tried to stop him but just ended up grabbing smelly shoe. He then fainted from nausea. Gimli kept running while taking huge chops out of the cake, huffing and puffing while the old lady chased her. She eventually gave up and Gimli finished the cake, but he wanted more. So he thought of an evil scheme that would get him all the cakes he could eat. "Yessss my preciousssss.
A/N: Want to read more? Then review! Sorry though for the shortness, but a much longer chapter will be up tomorrow, promise!
