Gone Wrong

By Keo Siph

                Silky black bangs drifted past her sparkling green eyes. A black outfit dispayed her modestly to the other Genin, who stared with open mouths. She had popped up out of nowhere. She was immdiately aquainted with all the other shinobi, above and below her rank, able to tease Kakashi mercilessly without problem, and on good enough terms with the Hokage that she could get anything done she deemed necessary. She had a firey leaf-demon sealed within her, and was not above consulting Orochimaru and Kabuto on the best way to go about unsealing it. She was, as expected, the perfect self-insertion.

                "Yes, for I am the adorable beast's teammate, Hikari Hikaru Hatake Maito Damasu Hime Unmei Yume Yami the Third of the Aoi Mahou Hidden Village of the Kokoro Keisastu Country." She smiled brightly, revealing bright, white teeth. She pumped a fist in the air, along with her accomplice in her scheme against the fashion police, Lee.

                "Yes! You now see the other member of our team: the kawaii Hikari of the Taijutsu and Summoning specialties!" She smiled back at him and pumped her fist in unison with his as they smiled identically and their same-length hair bounced. If it were not for the gender, they would be siamese twins in their black body suit. Gai stood instantly behind them, patting their heads.

                "Ah-ha! Let us see your great ability to train Genins, Kakashi! I have won once again!" He and his two clones all struck a good-guy pose.

                "Gai…" Kakashi trailed as he covered his mouth and his face went blue. "I think you went too far…"

                "Agh!" Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were speechless to the point of making random cries of fear.