DEUCE: Do I really have to keep writing this stupid disclaimer?
SUNRISE LAWYERS: Uh-huh.
DEUCE: Damn it. sigh Fine. Here it is, the disclaimer
Disclaimer: All official G-Gundam characters and mechs are property of Sunrise, Inc. All other characters and Gundams belong to me. The God Gundam is still mine, and will continue to be mine for some time. Heh heh heh! ^_^
DEUCE: Happy now?
LAWYERS: Nope.
DEUCE: Well screw you.
*Deuce snaps his fingers. The lawyers disappear in a blinding flash of light. When the light dies down, Deuce rubs his hands together in a "job's finished" kind of way.
DEUCE: Freaking lawyers. Don't know when to keep their noses out of my business. They know I don't own G-Gundam. I don't know why they bother. Let's continue this story…
*A Neo Iraqi street. Domon and Rain are walking from a local market back to Mr. Black's apartment.
RAIN: Domon?
DOMON: Yeah, what is it?
RAIN: I…um…well…I don't know how to say this, but…
DOMON: Yes?
RAIN: *blushes and smiles* happy sigh Domon, I'm pregnant. And yes, Domon, it's yours.
DOMON: Not Chibodee's?
RAIN: Not Chibodee's.
DOMON: So that means what?
RAIN: Think, stupid! I'm pregnant and the child is yours! Don't tell me you don't know what that means!
*Domon thinks for a moment. The information finally sinks into his thick skull.
DOMON: *shock* I'm going to be a father?
RAIN: Yes.
DOMON: This is great! We'd better get back to the apartment and tell everyone the good news!
*Domon picks up Rain and hurries quickly, but gently, back to Mr. Black's apartment. Suddenly, they are attacked by a gang of people.
DOMON: What the hell?!
RAIN: Domon, I think they want to fight.
*Domon sets Rain down.
DOMON: A fight, huh? Well, you just picked a fight with the wrong person.
*Domon busts the nose of the nearest man, then picks him up and throws him into one of his comrades. Another comes at Domon with a knife. Domon grabs the guy by his arm and flips him Judo style. A round house kick from the King of Hearts sends another man flying into the wall of a building. Two guys come running at Domon. The Neo Japanese fighter leaps into the air and the two attacks bash their heads into each other and drop to the ground, knocked out. As Domon dusts himself off, one of the men sneaks up behind him. Domon sucker punches the guy over his shoulder. After the fight, Rain notices something on the arms of one of the unconscious men.
RAIN: *indicating the man's arm* Domon, look. DG cells.
*Suddenly, a familiar one-eyed, four-legged, yellow Mobile Suit appears from behind a building and targets the Kasshus.
DOMON: It's the Dark Army…
*Stalker appears.
STALKER: Everyone, it's terrible! DG cells and the Dark Army! This can only mean one thing: The Devil Gundam is nearing completion! This is horrible! To make matters worse, our team has been weakened due to Rain's pregnancy. However, another Gundam from Domon's past could tip the balance back in the favor of the Shuffle Alliance. Let's get things started! Gundam Fight all set? Ready…GO!
Part 7: Hell's Machine Almost Complete! Dark Army Returns!
*The Dark Army MS opens fire.
DOMON: Look out, Rain!
*Domon takes a dive, pulling his wife to safety in the process.
DOMON: I'll handle this, Rain.
RAIN: Be careful.
*Domon steps back out into the open and hits his Gundam-calling pose.
DOMON: Rise Gundam!
*Shining Gundam arrives on scene. Domon gets in.
DOMON: I'll make quick work of you. Here I go! The ultimate- SHINING FINGER!
*Shining Gundam's goes through the Mobile Suit's head. MS goes kaboom. Suddenly, more Dark Army Mobile Suits appear. Domon attack them too.
DOMON: Okay. Here's a Shining Finger for you. One for you. And a kick in the balls and a Shining Finger for you.
*Moments later, all the enemy MSs are destroyed. Soon the Kasshus are back in Mr. Black's apartment.
DOMON: Hey, everyone! Guess what? Rain's pregnant!
*Everyone congratulates Rain.
ALLENBY: Who's the father?
*Chibodee crosses his fingers.
RAIN: Domon.
*Hearing this, Chibodee hangs his head with a sigh. George comes over and lays his hand on Chibodee's shoulder.
GEORGE: Désolé, mon ami. We all know you were hoping that Rain would have your child ever since the two of you got drunk and ended up in bed with each other at that wild New Year's Eve party a few months ago.
CHIBODEE: sigh Now I guess I just have to wait another month or so to find out if Allenby is going to get pregnant or not. Damn, I want to be a father so bad...
ALLENBY: What was that about me?
CHIBODEE: You don't remember this past St. Patrick's Day?
ALLENBY: No.
CHIBODEE: Damn, girl. You must have been even more hammered than I thought.
ALLENBY: Why? What happened?
CHIBODEE: *nervously* Nothing…
*In the Devil Gundam's underground hanger…
SADDAM: Yes. Yes. Only one more day until the Devil Gundam reaches completion! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
*A familiar man is watching this whole event.
FAMILIAR MAN: Oh no! This isn't good! I gotta let Mr. Black know about this!
*He runs out of the hanger and calls his own Gundam. He then takes off towards a nearby town. Back in Mr. Black's apartment, everyone is trying to make Rain comfortable.
RAIN: is all of this really necessary? I'm only a few months pregnant. I can still fight.
DOMON: No, Rain. You must rest. I don't want anything to happen to you or our unborn child.
DEUCE: Well, this really *BEEP*s things up. Our team has been weakened and we need every member we can get. We need someone to take Rain's place.
RAIN: Uh, excuse me. I can still fight.
*Suddenly, the familiar man from the hanger bursts through the apartment door.
FAMILIAR MAN: Mr. Black! We have a problem!
MR. BLACK: Exavier Skank! What up, dawg?
RAIN: Hello, Exavier. I never got to thank you for saving me in Guyana during the Gundam Fight.
EXAVIER: You're welcome, Rain. Oh, I see Domon, Allenby, and the rest of the Shuffle Alliance is here as well. You too, Deuce.
DEUCE: Finally. One of my own characters recognizes me.
DOMON: Exavier, what's the problem?
EXAVIER: They've sped up production on the Devil Gundam. It will be finished tomorrow!
ALL: WHAT?!
ARGO: O.O …?!
EXAVIER: O.o What the hell did he just say?
GEORGE: We don't quite know ourselves, miseur. We just guess.
DOMON: The Devil Gundam will be finished tomorrow?
EXAVIER: Yes.
DOMON: Forget about all of the other targets Mr. Black pointed out. The Devil Gundam is our main priority. We need to destroy it before it can be activated.
OTHERS: Right.
DOMON: Exavier, do you have your Gundam with you?
EXAVIER: Yeah. I do.
DOMON: Good. Rain's out of action. We need someone to take her place.
*Rain gets up from her position lying on the couch.
RAIN: Domon, I'm not that far into my pregnancy. I can still fight! I'm coming with you.
DOMON: No, Rain. You must stay here.
RAIN: You know as well as I do, Domon, that if you leave me here I'm just going to follow after you.
DOMON: I guess there's no stopping you, Rain.
RAIN: No, there's not. *^_^*
DEUCE: With Exavier Skank and his Skank Gundam, we now have ten people.
CHIBODEE: How long did it take you to figure that one out?
DEUCE: Don't push me, Chibodee. Anyway, with ten people, that should be more than enough to take out anything that stands in our way.
DOMON: Okay, everyone to your Gundams…
*Mobile Trace Systems activate. Since I didn't do it last time, I'm going to give you twice as much time to fantasize. Do it now. I'll wait. Done? Okay.
DOMON: Shining Gundam. All set.
RAIN: Rising Gundam. Same here.
ALLENBY: Noble Gundam. I'm ready.
CHIBODEE: Gundam Maxter. I want sex.
GEORGE: Gundam Rose. Standing-by.
ARGO: …
DEUCE: Skywing Gundam. Ready to go.
MR. BLACK: Afro Gundam Saiyan Custom. All set here, dawg.
EXAVIER: Skank Gundam. Let's do this.
DOMON: Ready…
DEUCE: Wait! I have one more thing to do to set this story up for the final few chapters.
DOMON: Well, do it then.
DEUCE: Right. *ripping off Domon* Rise…God Gundam!
*Magically, God Gundam tears through dimensions, arriving in Neo Iraq.
DOMON: Don't you even think of using it! If you do, I'll-
DEUCE: I'm not using it. I brought it here in the event that you needed it. You don't have the ability to call the Gundam through dimensions. Don't use it yet or you'll *BEEP* up the storyline I've worked so hard to create.
DOMON: Well, when can I use it?
DEUCE: You'll know when the time comes. It'll be when you are in dire need.
DOMON: Okay…You all set?
ALL: Yeah!
DOMON: READY…
ALL: GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Baghdad. Saddam's Presidential Palace.
SADDAM: Damn! They're on their way here! Send the Dark Army and the new Six Kings of the Devil Gundam to STOP THEM!!
TO BE CONTINUED…
STALKER: All right, everyone, it's the moment you've been waiting for! The world is in grave danger because the Devil Gundam is finally complete! The Shuffle Alliance speeds towards Baghdad, only to be stopped by the Dark Army and the Six Kings! Next, on Mobile Fighter G-Gundam, "Devil Gundam Complete! Rise of the Six Kings!" Ready…GO!
