A/N: Doesn't anyone ever review anymore? If you people don't start
reviewing my story, then I will kill off Legolas! And yes if you're
wondering, I'm 100% serious people! Now on with the story!
"Does everyone have their supplies they were supposed to get?" Leo asked the group. They all nodded and set out to work building the pizza.
"Like the bread I got? I remember Raph would always talk about this stuff." Mike commented.
"That's because I'm allergic to that stuff, dumb ass! And why the hell did you get a whole pound of that crap?" Came Raph's sassy reply.
Mike thought for a minute, trying to figure out a witty remark that would show Raph up. "I thought we were going to make a big pizza."
Everyone just rolled their eyes and sighed, as they got back to work. Raph was having a tough time getting all his ingredients to fit together in a small circular shape. So he decided to settle for square shaped ones instead.
Meanwhile, Mike was kneading and spreading out the dough preparing it. But he found it very difficult with his stubby fingers, and without butter. "Damn you freaking dough! Get in the small pan we brought, now!" He blew his top, and started attacking Raph. Shoving the dough in his face.
"Help me!" Came the muffled plea for help.
They calmed him down and continued constructing it, until they were ready to bake it in the ground. Leonardo got a crazy idea. "Hey this would take forever to cook in the ground, couldn't you just use your wizard powers and shoot a fireball at it?" Don's eye started twitching.
"I could." Z-man went on. "But it would probably burn it to a crisp."
Do it anyway." Came the reply from Leo. Now Don was really getting miffed, he had spent all day digging that damn hole and now they weren't even going to use it? He was beginning to really twitch badly.
He couldn't take it anymore! He was going to kill someone! "You mean I spent all day digging that hole, and now you're not even going to use it? You've to be kidding me! I just wasted an entire day where I could have been sitting around enjoying myself! You owe me twenty four hours of my life Leonardo, and I want them back!"
Donatello charged Leo trying to kill him, but Leonardo refused to fight. He decided to use his words instead. "Calm down Don, you have to look on the bright side, at least you got some good exercise. And pizza!
Leo signaled Z-man to flame the pizza, and immediately afterwards a giant flame rose up and an explosion followed. They all were thrown back into other houses, or barns. "Did I ever tell you that I hate you?" Came the question from Donatello.
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They all met up at their camp again and stared at their flaming pizza. Mike picked up a piece and took a bite out of it. "Wow, that's some great pizza!"
Everyone looked skeptically at each other then picked up apiece taking a bite out of it. "It tastes like shit!" Raph exclaimed.
"The "pepperoni" tastes like dog shit!" Leo said while looking disgusted.
"I think I'm going to puke!" Don yelled out while running around trying to find a suitable place to vomit.
Z-man seemed to enjoy it though. He ate half the thing, and all the turtles just looked on in amazement wondering how any man could eat that and enjoy it. "Wow this pizza is great, you turtles must be master chefs back in your world! Even with the limited supplies you're able to pull off one of the greatest things I've ever tasted! Thank you!" Though they did have much time to ponder why he liked it so much, as Aragorn was approaching with Gandalf.
Aragorn walked before them and simply said. "There is much to do, we must hurry."
A/N: Sorry it was so short but I have been very busy, but I'll have a longer chapter up later so please review. And look for my other story that I'm currently working on, "The Blooming Truth." So have a nice week, and don't forget to leave a review.
"Does everyone have their supplies they were supposed to get?" Leo asked the group. They all nodded and set out to work building the pizza.
"Like the bread I got? I remember Raph would always talk about this stuff." Mike commented.
"That's because I'm allergic to that stuff, dumb ass! And why the hell did you get a whole pound of that crap?" Came Raph's sassy reply.
Mike thought for a minute, trying to figure out a witty remark that would show Raph up. "I thought we were going to make a big pizza."
Everyone just rolled their eyes and sighed, as they got back to work. Raph was having a tough time getting all his ingredients to fit together in a small circular shape. So he decided to settle for square shaped ones instead.
Meanwhile, Mike was kneading and spreading out the dough preparing it. But he found it very difficult with his stubby fingers, and without butter. "Damn you freaking dough! Get in the small pan we brought, now!" He blew his top, and started attacking Raph. Shoving the dough in his face.
"Help me!" Came the muffled plea for help.
They calmed him down and continued constructing it, until they were ready to bake it in the ground. Leonardo got a crazy idea. "Hey this would take forever to cook in the ground, couldn't you just use your wizard powers and shoot a fireball at it?" Don's eye started twitching.
"I could." Z-man went on. "But it would probably burn it to a crisp."
Do it anyway." Came the reply from Leo. Now Don was really getting miffed, he had spent all day digging that damn hole and now they weren't even going to use it? He was beginning to really twitch badly.
He couldn't take it anymore! He was going to kill someone! "You mean I spent all day digging that hole, and now you're not even going to use it? You've to be kidding me! I just wasted an entire day where I could have been sitting around enjoying myself! You owe me twenty four hours of my life Leonardo, and I want them back!"
Donatello charged Leo trying to kill him, but Leonardo refused to fight. He decided to use his words instead. "Calm down Don, you have to look on the bright side, at least you got some good exercise. And pizza!
Leo signaled Z-man to flame the pizza, and immediately afterwards a giant flame rose up and an explosion followed. They all were thrown back into other houses, or barns. "Did I ever tell you that I hate you?" Came the question from Donatello.
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They all met up at their camp again and stared at their flaming pizza. Mike picked up a piece and took a bite out of it. "Wow, that's some great pizza!"
Everyone looked skeptically at each other then picked up apiece taking a bite out of it. "It tastes like shit!" Raph exclaimed.
"The "pepperoni" tastes like dog shit!" Leo said while looking disgusted.
"I think I'm going to puke!" Don yelled out while running around trying to find a suitable place to vomit.
Z-man seemed to enjoy it though. He ate half the thing, and all the turtles just looked on in amazement wondering how any man could eat that and enjoy it. "Wow this pizza is great, you turtles must be master chefs back in your world! Even with the limited supplies you're able to pull off one of the greatest things I've ever tasted! Thank you!" Though they did have much time to ponder why he liked it so much, as Aragorn was approaching with Gandalf.
Aragorn walked before them and simply said. "There is much to do, we must hurry."
A/N: Sorry it was so short but I have been very busy, but I'll have a longer chapter up later so please review. And look for my other story that I'm currently working on, "The Blooming Truth." So have a nice week, and don't forget to leave a review.
