Author's Note: Whew!  Hard to believe that we're on chapter 8.  We've come a long way since we started back in Chibodee's apartment.  So prepare for…

                                                DISCLAIMER #8

            THIS STORY IS A WORK OF FICTION IT IS NOT REAL NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS EXIST THE CHARACTERS IN THIS WORK OF FICTION ARE OWNED BU TWO PARTIES ONE PARTY IS MYSELF THE OTHER PARTY IS SUNRISE INC THE CHARACTERS OWNED BY SUNRISE ARE NOT OWNED BUY ME THE CHARATERS OWNED BY ME ARE NOT OWNED BYU SUNRISE I DONNOT OWN THEIR CHARACTERS THAT I DO NOT KEEPING UP HARD TO READ ISNT IT THE GUNDAMS IN THIS FICTIONAL LITERATURE WRITTEN BY A FAN ARE ALSO OWNEDED BY TWO GROUPS ME AND SUNRISE I OWN WHATEVER SUNRISE DOESNTOWN CHEESE TASTES GOOD SO DO CATS SUNRISE OWNS THAT WICH I DONT I DONT I DONT OWN WHAT THEYU OWN THAT I DO NOT GOD GUNDAM ISNT OWNED BY ANYONE NOW ITS SITTING BY A NA APARTMENT IN NEO IRAQ WATING FOR DOMON TO CALL IT

            Still with me?  Good.  All right.  Let's start.

            *Stalker appears.

            STALKER: Now everyone.  It's been some time since I've been the first character to speak at the beginning of a chapter.  Anyway, the world is in grave danger because there is only one more day until the Devil Gundam reaches completion.  The Shuffle Alliance is racing towards the Neo Iraqi capital of Baghdad, hoping to destroy the Devil Gundam before it can be activated.  However, six strange new Gundams stand in their way.  Let's get things started!  Gundam Fight all set?  Ready…GO!!!!

                                    Part 8:

            Devil Gundam Complete!  Rise of the Six Kings!

            *The middle of the desert.  The ten Gundams have stopped.  The fighters are taking refuge from the sun in the Shining Gundam's shadow.

            RAIN: Domon, are you sure you know where we're going?

            DOMON: Of course.  My sense of direction is never wrong.

            DEUCE: Well, according to this GPS system, your sense of direction is in the direction opposite of where we want to be going.

            *Domon grabs Deuce by the shirt.

            DOMON: Quiet, you.

            *Deuce snaps his fingers.  Domon is flattened by a 100 ton weight.

            DEUCE: Damn, that brings back some old memories.  I haven't done that to him since Chapter 2.

            EXAVIER: We have a lot of ground to cover to make up for the time we lost going in the wrong direction.  We may not reach Baghdad in time.

            MR. BLACK: Exavier's right, dawg.  We's had better get goin'.

            INUYASHA: Right.

            *Everyone just stares at the half-demon.

            DEUCE: What the hell are you doing here?

            INUYASHA: I don't know.  One minute I'm with Kagome and the others, ready to bash in Shippo's skull, and the next minute, I'm here.

            DEUCE: I'll send you back.

            *Deuce snaps his fingers and Inuyasha disappears in a blinding flash of light.

            GEORGE: It appears that your powers have increased, mon ami.

            DEUCE: They have.

            *Suddenly the group is attacked by the Dark Army.

            SAI: Bro!  It's the Dark Army!

            CHIBODEE: Where the hell did they come from?!

            DOMON: Everyone to your Gundams!

            *Within moments, the team is ready for battle.  George launches a swarm of Rose Bits at the enemy.  They work perfectly.  Argo picks up one MS and throws it into another before bringing out the Graviton Hammer.  Chibodee is firing away with his Gundam's hand guns.  Noble Gundam's beam ribbon beheads one MS after the other.  Rising Gundam's beam arrows are flying everywhere.  Afro Gundam takes a kick in the back before retaliating.  Skank Gundam's beam saber is alternating between working and not working, while Deuce impales dozens of Dark Army Mobile Suits with the Aven Lance.  Dragon Gundam is using its Dragon Fire to keep the Dark Army at bay and Domon is hacking and slashing away at any Dark Army MS within striking distance.  The sound of Vulcan cannons and the smell of gunpowder fill the air.  Suddenly, the image of General Homer Sexual (from Chapters 1 and 2, remember?) appears in all ten cockpits.

            GENERAL SEXUAL: Shuffle Alliance!  We have big trouble!

            DOMON: General Sexual?!  We haven't seen you since Chapter 2!  What's the matter?

            GENERAL SEXUAL: President Bush has grown impatient with this mission and has launched ICBMs aimed at Baghdad!  If they hit, it'll break the Gundam Fight International Treat that established the Gundam Fight!  Stop those missiles!

            DOMON: *to Gen. Sexual* Right! *to the team* Okay!  You heard him!  We've got to stop those missiles at any and all costs!

            DEUCE: I'll stop them.

            ALL: WHAT?!

            DEUCE: I'm the only one with a Gundam that can stay in the air long enough to actually destroy them.

            SAI: You can't go, Mr. Author Guy!  If you die, there'll be know one left to finish writing the story!

            DEUCE: That's where you're wrong, Sai Saici.  If I die here, I'll only be dead in this storyline, not in the real world.  If I die it's only because I wrote my character dead.

            *Sai looks confused.

            DEUCE: Let me put it this way.  If you die, does that mean the voice actor who plays you is dead?

            SAI: Well…um…

            DEUCE: No, it doesn't.  It's the same way for me.

            *Skywing Gundam takes to the air.

            DEUCE: If I don't come back, avenge my death.

            DOMON: How are we supposed to do that?

            DEUCE: Finish the mission.

            *Skywing Gundam disappears from sight.  Back at Fort McNutsack, General Sexual, Private Parts, and the rest of the soldiers at the fort are watching the monitor intently as Skywing Gundam rushes to meet the incoming missiles in an attempt to single-handedly destroy them.

            SOME RANDOM SOLDIER: General Sexual, sir, do you think that guy can really stop those missiles alone?

            GENERAL SEXUAL: Yes, I do lieutenant.  I have faith in that kid.

            *Back in the desert, Domon and the others are still fighting the Dark Army.

            CHIBODEE: How many more do we need to destroy before they stop?!

            DOMON: All of them!

            CHIBODEE: Well that just sucks ass!

            *Meanwhile, Skywing Gundam has caught up with the missiles.

            DEUCE: There they are!

            *Deuce unsheathes his sword, Skywing.  Skywing Gundam draws a larger version of the sword.

            DEUCE: These missiles aren't going any further!  Skywing Sword!

            *Skywing Gundam plunges the sword into the first missile.  The missile detonates.  Skywing Gundam starts to maneuver like a fighter jet, slashing each missile as they get near.  The missiles explode.

            DEUCE: That takes care of them.  I'd better get back to the others.

            *Skywing Gundam turns around and heads back towards the others.  Meanwhile, Domon and the others have finally destroyed the attacking Dark Army troops.

            DOMON: Finally.  That's the end of them.

            *Suddenly, one of the Dark Army mobile suits gets up from its position faking defeat on the ground and prepares to attack Domon from behind.

            RAIN: Domon!  Look out!

            DOMON: Huh?!

            VOICE: Skywing Sword!

            *The MS is sliced in two.  Domon turns around to see Skywing Gundam putting away its sword.

            DOMON: Gee, thanks, Deuce.  I owe you one.

            DEUCE: There's no time for that.  We've got to hurry.  Let's go!

            *The group speed s towards Baghdad.  Night falls.  The ten Gundams reach the outskirts of the city shortly before daybreak.

            MR. BLACK: Okay.  We's got to find da hanger an' stop the Devil Gundam from being activated.

            MYSTERIOUS EVIL VOICE: I'm afraid you're a little late for that.

            DOMON: Who said that?!  Where are you?!

            *Six Gundams step out of the shadows.

            SAI & ARGO: Gundam Heaven's Sword?!

            CHIBODEE & GEORGE: Grand Gundam?!

            RAIN & ALLENBY: Walter Gundam?!

            DOMON: Master Gundam?!

            MR. BLACK & EXAVIER SKANK: Dumbass Gundam?!

            DEUCE: *fire in his eyes and hatred in his voice* Jihad Gundam!

            DOMON: This is impossible!  I saw five of those Gundams be destroyed!

            RAIN: They must have been revived with DG cells!

            MASTER GUNDAM'S PILOT: That's right!  We are the Devil Gundam's Six Evil Kings!  Now rise, Devil Gundam, and show yourself to the whole world!

            *The Devil Gundam rises up from the center of the city.  Bill Gates is standing on its shoulder.

            BILL: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            SHUFFLES: Oh no!

            DOMON: We've got to destroy it!

            *Domon starts to head for the Devil Gundam.

            MASTER GUNDAM'S PILOT: Stop him!

            *Suddenly, millions of Dark Army mobile suits burst out of the sand and surround the Shuffle Alliance.  Realizing that it would be suicide to try to fight back, everyone but Domon surrenders without a fight.  Domon stands his ground.  Shining Gundam enters Super Mode.

            DOMON: I will never give up!  School of Toho Fuhai!  The ultimate secret technique!

            RAIN: Domon!  No!

            DEUCE: Don't do it!

            DOMON: Sekiha…

            CHIBODEE: No!

            MASTER ASIA'S GHOST: You fool!

            DOMON: …Tenkyouken!

            *Suddenly, Shining Gundam stops working completely, leaving Domon helpless against the Dark Army.

            MASTER GUNDAM'S PILOT: Kill him!

            TO BE CONTINUED…

            STALKER: All right, everyone, it's the moment you've been waiting for!  Domon is left defenseless and surrounded by the entire Dark Army when the Shining Gundam suddenly stops working!  The others surrender and are thrown in jail.  But wait!  What's this?  Can it be…Next, on Mobile Fighter G-Gundam, "Domon in Trouble!  God Gundam Returns!"  Ready…Go!