A/N: Just to let you know, chapter 10 and 11 of this story will not be written by me. I'm taking a break from writing to let some hopefully, very competent friends write it for me. Though I will resume my work on chapter 12.

Jojo wandered through the great halls as he tried to collect his thoughts. "Why does Sauron hate me so much? What did I do to anger him so much? And why can't I get a date?" As he pondered this he accidentally ran right into another orc. It was the most people orc he had ever seen. "I'm so sorry, I didn't see you there. Please, let me help you with your books." Jojo bent down and helped her pick up her books.

"Thank you." She said, pushing her glasses back up to the top of her nose. "But I need to get going, thanks though."

After that she started to walk away when Jojo gathered up all his courage and decided to try and score a date. "So what are you doing tonight?"

She turned around surprised that he had asked such a personal question. "Nothing much, just sitting around my apartment. Why do you ask?"

Jojo took a deep breath and popped the question. "Would you like to go out tonight.with me.

"You're asking me out on a date?" She asked a bit confused. He just nodded. "Sure, I'd love to." And so it happened, Jojo got his first date.

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Gandalf slowly explained to everyone about Pippen's vision of the upcoming battle at Minas Tirith. "I must ride there to talk with Denethor, and I'm taking Pippen with me. I will return, until then, I bid you farewell." Gandalf then went off to prepare himself to leave.

"Well." Gimli started. "I think I'm going to spend some quality time with my bunny Fufu, where is he anyway?" He looked around at everyone, but no one could look him in the eyes. "Aragorn! Where is my bunny!"

He just started fidgeting, and then blurted out. "Legolas did it!"

"You traitor!" Legolas had been caught. "You all went along with it! Besides, you can't blame me; you ate all our food last night. We had to eat something."

Gimli had a horrified look on his face. "You ate my bunny! LEGOLAS! Damn you to hell! No!" Gimli collapsed on the ground and then started crying his eyes out. "I swear I'll get even with you if it kills me Legolas. I'll get you."

A/N: Yes I know it's horribly short. But I'm on vacation so learn to deal with it! FunktasticMe, don't forget to add that one rider into the story. Well, that's that! Enjoy the week, because I know I will!