"Vile woman!!!" Inu Yasha yelled. "Get off me!!!"
Sakura and Naoko just watched. They were enjoying the scene. People were actually enjoying the work that they had done. Inu Yasha started to get violent.
"You think we should separate them?" Sakura asked.
"I think that would be wise," Naoko replied.
The two hurried over and tried to remove Kagome from Inu Yasha's back. It seemed as if Kagome had glued herself to him. They were having major difficulties.
"But, Inu Yasha!" Kagome was saying. "We still have to find the Shikon shards!"
"What are you talking about, woman?" Inu Yasha growled.
Naoko had jumped into the pool to try to get a better grip on Kagome. "C'mon Kagome, let go!" she said as she tried to pry Kagome's fingers off Inu Yasha.
Q-Bert wandered in from the desert side of the preserve. "Did I miss something?" he asked as he watched the two Bishie Captors struggle with Kagome.
"Inu Yaaaaaaasha!!" Kagome wailed. She was making quite a racket.
Naoko had succeeded in pulling one of Kagome's hands off when Bill wandered in, curious about the noise. When he saw what was happening, he started to laugh. "You know, we have a special team to deal with rabid fan girls like that," he said.
Sakura paused in her fight. "You do?" she asked.
"I'M NOT A FAN GIRL!" Kagome shrieked.
"Uh huh," Naoko said. "and I'm not a Bishie Captor."
"You're right!" Kagome said. "You're a boyfriend stealer!!"
"Who says I'm your boyfriend??" Inu Yasha demanded. "You're only a stupid human!" Kagome stopped struggling and her eyes filled with tears. "What - what do you mean?? Don't you remember all the adventures we went through together? All the fun times we had together?"
Inu Yasha stared at her for a moment. "Hey..." he said. "You DO look kind of familiar...."
"You must be thinking of Kikyo" Sakura stated.
"NOT KIKYOOOOOOOO!!" Kagome shrieked and started struggling harder.
"NOW would be a good time to bring out that team, Bill," Naoko said and grabbed Kagome's other hand.
"Heh, well the thing is," Bill said, "We don't exactly HAVE actual PEOPLE in the team... it just exists theoretically."
"Stupid!!! Then why don't you help us then?!" Sakura screamed.
She dove in and grabbed hold of Kagome's long black hair. "LET HIM GO!" Kagome screamed and released her grip.
"If you don't leave, I'll take this lovely pair of scissors and chop that long hair of yours off. Ok?" Sakura asked maliciously.
Kagome nodded and hopped out the pool and ran for her life clutching her hair.
Naoko starred at Sakura. "Wow."
Sakura smiled. "I don't really have a pair of scissors."
Naoko started clapping. "Wonderful. Bill, we'll be bishie captors and the team that deals with rabid fan girls."
"If you give us double the pay." Sakura added.
"But, but, but!!" Bill said. He sighed. "Fine... It's not like we'll get anyone else for the job anyways."
Naoko was happily patting Inu Yasha's head. "Now, isn't that better now? Now that there isn't a rabid fan girl hugging you?"
Sakura shook her head. "You know," she told Bill. "This place would be MUCH more popular if you had more Bishies."
"No, really?" Bill said sarcastically. "Well then, I'll just have to mail order some more then!"
Naoko turned around. "You can mail order Bishies?" she asked.
Everyone, including Inu Yasha, fell over anime-style.
"I think catching them is more fun," Naoko added thoughtfully.
"Well then," Sakura said. "Let's go catch some more!! Tomorrow, right off the bat!"
Naoko gave her a thumbs up. "Right on!"
The next day, Sakura and Naoko rose bright and early, ready to start the new day. "So, who do you want to catch first?" Naoko asked Sakura as they were walking down to the preserve to collect their Bishie Hunter.
"SYAORAN LI!!" Sakura cried.
Naoko sighed. "I was hoping you were going to say Legato Bluesummers," she said mournfully.
"We can catch him next," Sakura reassured her friend as she opened the door to the preserve.
They walked over to the bunk beds. Inu Yasha was nowhere to be found. However, Q-Bert was sleeping on one of the top bunks.
Sakura shook him violently. "Q-Bert!" she said urgently. "Where's Inu Yasha??"
"Inu Yasha?" Q-Bert asked groggily. "I think he's in the forest."
"Righto!" Naoko said and marched over to the trees.
"Did you sleep well Q-Bert? Bishies need lots of rest," Sakura said.
Over in the forest section of the room Naoko was having a bit of trouble finding Inu Yasha.
"Inu Yasha! Where are you?" she called. "Come out, come out, wherever you are!!"
"Jeeze, what do you want?" Inu Yasha asked as he popped in head down from one of the trees.
"There you are. We have to catch bishies today. Are you ready?" Naoko replied.
"Fine," Inu Yasha replied jumping down.
Naoko smiled and led Inu Yasha back to where Sakura was standing.
"Is Inu Yasha ready?" Sakura asked as she saw Naoko walk up.
"Yep. Now it's off to catch Syaoran and Legato-sama," Naoko replied and attached the leash to Inu Yasha.
"Bye Q-Bert. Be good while we're away," Sakura said and walked out of the room with Naoko.
"Now," Sakura said as soon as they were outside. "I have something for you to smell..." she held up an undershirt.
Naoko and Inu Yasha stared at it. "What... what is that?" Inu Yasha asked.
"More like, where did you get it and why do you have it," Naoko said.
Sakura beamed. "I snuck into Syaoran's house and stole it!!"
Naoko stared at Sakura this time. "Great... I'm a friend with a stalker..."
"But why an undershirt?" Inu Yasha asked
"That's not important," Sakura said. "What is important is that you get the scent and track us a bishie!!" she shoved the underwear in Inu Yasha's face.
Inu Yasha snorted, coughed, and reluctantly sniffed the shirt. He then got down on his hands and knees and started sniffing. After a few minutes, he said "I don't smell anything."
Naoko and Sakura looked at each other, then at Inu Yasha. "I thought you were supposed to have the best nose!" Naoko wailed.
"It doesn't help if the Bishie is not in the area," Stupid the Tracking Device told them.
Naoko and Sakura sweat dropped. "Oh yeah!" Sakura said. "Well then, Stupid, where is he?"
Stupid was quiet for a minute. Then, "Currently, he is in Hong Kong, at his family house."
"Wheeeeee!! We get to go to Hong Kong!!" Sakura squealed.
"Shall I set up a teleport for you?" Stupid asked.
"Yes!" both girls yelled at it.
"I would also suggest that you change your attire so you fit in better in Hong Kong," Stupid instructed.
"But we don't have any Chinese clothes," Naoko said.
Sakura looked down the street. A new shop had just opened and the sold Chinese clothes. "Naoko, how about we go there?" She pointed to the store.
Naoko looked where she had been pointed and saw the store. "Ok."
The group headed down to the store with Inu Yasha sniffing various things. After buying their new clothes the two girls headed over to the nearest mailbox.
"Teleport ready to go," Stupid piped.
The girls stuck their hands in the small opening and were immediately sucked in. When they climbed out they were in the middle of Hong Kong.
Naoko stared at all the buildings. "Some of these are taller than the ones in New York!"
All of the people around hadn't seemed to notice that they had emerged from a mailbox and continued on their way.
"Now, Stupid, where's Syaoran's home?" Sakura asked.
Stupid was silent for a while. Then it made a sound that sounded something like a sniff. "I don't know! He put a block on it so that he couldn't be caught!"
Naoko and Sakura looked at each other. "I think it's time to pull out that undershirt," Naoko said.
Sakura pulled it out of her back pocket. "Here you go, Inu Yasha!" she said and stuffed it under his nose.
Inu Yasha sniffed reluctantly again and started searching the ground for the scent. He led them through a market, two shopping malls, a couple of parks, and the beach. Finally, he found Syaoran's fresh scent. "I think I've got it," he told the girls.
"Well then lead on!" Naoko cried.
Inu Yasha took off back in the direction of the market. A mile before they got there, however, he turned right onto a well-paved street and up to a big house. Naoko and Sakura walked up the huge stairway to the large double doors and rang the bell.
A butler opened it. "Tell Li Syaoran that we are Bishie Captors and here to capture him," Sakura told him.
Sakura and Naoko just watched. They were enjoying the scene. People were actually enjoying the work that they had done. Inu Yasha started to get violent.
"You think we should separate them?" Sakura asked.
"I think that would be wise," Naoko replied.
The two hurried over and tried to remove Kagome from Inu Yasha's back. It seemed as if Kagome had glued herself to him. They were having major difficulties.
"But, Inu Yasha!" Kagome was saying. "We still have to find the Shikon shards!"
"What are you talking about, woman?" Inu Yasha growled.
Naoko had jumped into the pool to try to get a better grip on Kagome. "C'mon Kagome, let go!" she said as she tried to pry Kagome's fingers off Inu Yasha.
Q-Bert wandered in from the desert side of the preserve. "Did I miss something?" he asked as he watched the two Bishie Captors struggle with Kagome.
"Inu Yaaaaaaasha!!" Kagome wailed. She was making quite a racket.
Naoko had succeeded in pulling one of Kagome's hands off when Bill wandered in, curious about the noise. When he saw what was happening, he started to laugh. "You know, we have a special team to deal with rabid fan girls like that," he said.
Sakura paused in her fight. "You do?" she asked.
"I'M NOT A FAN GIRL!" Kagome shrieked.
"Uh huh," Naoko said. "and I'm not a Bishie Captor."
"You're right!" Kagome said. "You're a boyfriend stealer!!"
"Who says I'm your boyfriend??" Inu Yasha demanded. "You're only a stupid human!" Kagome stopped struggling and her eyes filled with tears. "What - what do you mean?? Don't you remember all the adventures we went through together? All the fun times we had together?"
Inu Yasha stared at her for a moment. "Hey..." he said. "You DO look kind of familiar...."
"You must be thinking of Kikyo" Sakura stated.
"NOT KIKYOOOOOOOO!!" Kagome shrieked and started struggling harder.
"NOW would be a good time to bring out that team, Bill," Naoko said and grabbed Kagome's other hand.
"Heh, well the thing is," Bill said, "We don't exactly HAVE actual PEOPLE in the team... it just exists theoretically."
"Stupid!!! Then why don't you help us then?!" Sakura screamed.
She dove in and grabbed hold of Kagome's long black hair. "LET HIM GO!" Kagome screamed and released her grip.
"If you don't leave, I'll take this lovely pair of scissors and chop that long hair of yours off. Ok?" Sakura asked maliciously.
Kagome nodded and hopped out the pool and ran for her life clutching her hair.
Naoko starred at Sakura. "Wow."
Sakura smiled. "I don't really have a pair of scissors."
Naoko started clapping. "Wonderful. Bill, we'll be bishie captors and the team that deals with rabid fan girls."
"If you give us double the pay." Sakura added.
"But, but, but!!" Bill said. He sighed. "Fine... It's not like we'll get anyone else for the job anyways."
Naoko was happily patting Inu Yasha's head. "Now, isn't that better now? Now that there isn't a rabid fan girl hugging you?"
Sakura shook her head. "You know," she told Bill. "This place would be MUCH more popular if you had more Bishies."
"No, really?" Bill said sarcastically. "Well then, I'll just have to mail order some more then!"
Naoko turned around. "You can mail order Bishies?" she asked.
Everyone, including Inu Yasha, fell over anime-style.
"I think catching them is more fun," Naoko added thoughtfully.
"Well then," Sakura said. "Let's go catch some more!! Tomorrow, right off the bat!"
Naoko gave her a thumbs up. "Right on!"
The next day, Sakura and Naoko rose bright and early, ready to start the new day. "So, who do you want to catch first?" Naoko asked Sakura as they were walking down to the preserve to collect their Bishie Hunter.
"SYAORAN LI!!" Sakura cried.
Naoko sighed. "I was hoping you were going to say Legato Bluesummers," she said mournfully.
"We can catch him next," Sakura reassured her friend as she opened the door to the preserve.
They walked over to the bunk beds. Inu Yasha was nowhere to be found. However, Q-Bert was sleeping on one of the top bunks.
Sakura shook him violently. "Q-Bert!" she said urgently. "Where's Inu Yasha??"
"Inu Yasha?" Q-Bert asked groggily. "I think he's in the forest."
"Righto!" Naoko said and marched over to the trees.
"Did you sleep well Q-Bert? Bishies need lots of rest," Sakura said.
Over in the forest section of the room Naoko was having a bit of trouble finding Inu Yasha.
"Inu Yasha! Where are you?" she called. "Come out, come out, wherever you are!!"
"Jeeze, what do you want?" Inu Yasha asked as he popped in head down from one of the trees.
"There you are. We have to catch bishies today. Are you ready?" Naoko replied.
"Fine," Inu Yasha replied jumping down.
Naoko smiled and led Inu Yasha back to where Sakura was standing.
"Is Inu Yasha ready?" Sakura asked as she saw Naoko walk up.
"Yep. Now it's off to catch Syaoran and Legato-sama," Naoko replied and attached the leash to Inu Yasha.
"Bye Q-Bert. Be good while we're away," Sakura said and walked out of the room with Naoko.
"Now," Sakura said as soon as they were outside. "I have something for you to smell..." she held up an undershirt.
Naoko and Inu Yasha stared at it. "What... what is that?" Inu Yasha asked.
"More like, where did you get it and why do you have it," Naoko said.
Sakura beamed. "I snuck into Syaoran's house and stole it!!"
Naoko stared at Sakura this time. "Great... I'm a friend with a stalker..."
"But why an undershirt?" Inu Yasha asked
"That's not important," Sakura said. "What is important is that you get the scent and track us a bishie!!" she shoved the underwear in Inu Yasha's face.
Inu Yasha snorted, coughed, and reluctantly sniffed the shirt. He then got down on his hands and knees and started sniffing. After a few minutes, he said "I don't smell anything."
Naoko and Sakura looked at each other, then at Inu Yasha. "I thought you were supposed to have the best nose!" Naoko wailed.
"It doesn't help if the Bishie is not in the area," Stupid the Tracking Device told them.
Naoko and Sakura sweat dropped. "Oh yeah!" Sakura said. "Well then, Stupid, where is he?"
Stupid was quiet for a minute. Then, "Currently, he is in Hong Kong, at his family house."
"Wheeeeee!! We get to go to Hong Kong!!" Sakura squealed.
"Shall I set up a teleport for you?" Stupid asked.
"Yes!" both girls yelled at it.
"I would also suggest that you change your attire so you fit in better in Hong Kong," Stupid instructed.
"But we don't have any Chinese clothes," Naoko said.
Sakura looked down the street. A new shop had just opened and the sold Chinese clothes. "Naoko, how about we go there?" She pointed to the store.
Naoko looked where she had been pointed and saw the store. "Ok."
The group headed down to the store with Inu Yasha sniffing various things. After buying their new clothes the two girls headed over to the nearest mailbox.
"Teleport ready to go," Stupid piped.
The girls stuck their hands in the small opening and were immediately sucked in. When they climbed out they were in the middle of Hong Kong.
Naoko stared at all the buildings. "Some of these are taller than the ones in New York!"
All of the people around hadn't seemed to notice that they had emerged from a mailbox and continued on their way.
"Now, Stupid, where's Syaoran's home?" Sakura asked.
Stupid was silent for a while. Then it made a sound that sounded something like a sniff. "I don't know! He put a block on it so that he couldn't be caught!"
Naoko and Sakura looked at each other. "I think it's time to pull out that undershirt," Naoko said.
Sakura pulled it out of her back pocket. "Here you go, Inu Yasha!" she said and stuffed it under his nose.
Inu Yasha sniffed reluctantly again and started searching the ground for the scent. He led them through a market, two shopping malls, a couple of parks, and the beach. Finally, he found Syaoran's fresh scent. "I think I've got it," he told the girls.
"Well then lead on!" Naoko cried.
Inu Yasha took off back in the direction of the market. A mile before they got there, however, he turned right onto a well-paved street and up to a big house. Naoko and Sakura walked up the huge stairway to the large double doors and rang the bell.
A butler opened it. "Tell Li Syaoran that we are Bishie Captors and here to capture him," Sakura told him.
