A/N: Don't worry everyone; FunktasticMe's rein of terror is over! I hope...Anyway; I'm back to finish this story once and for all! So sit back, grab a bowl of popcorn, and let er' rip! (If you know what I mean...)

It was day now, and Rohan's men were now riding toward Minas Tirith. A heavy gloom lay over the men, as they wondered if maybe they were too late. Sauron's forces were already on the move; there was no telling how long they had before his forces struck. Legolas had always thought of it as a chess game, and it seemed as though the pieces were beginning to move. He didn't have much time to ponder this as he was constantly getting hounded by one of the soldiers. "So you're that elf prince from Mirkwood right? The big famous one who got his ass kicked while he was with the Fellowship?"

Legolas just grew annoyed; he had heard rumors from some of the other men that he was gay. So he wasn't sure if he was hitting on him, or just trying to piss him off. So he decided to try and find out. "So what's your name young man?

The man grew excited, he didn't thing that Legolas would actually pay attention to him. Now he could turn on the charm. "The name's Talk, Lavis Talk." Lavis raised one of his eyebrows thinking that it would impress him like it did with those girls in that bond movie he saw last week.

Legolas shivered at the sight, nothing could gross him out more right now. He now knew that Lavis was indeed trying to make a move on him.

But of course that wasn't the only gay thing going on at that moment. Just a few yards away Raphael and Leonardo were discussing their "relationship." "Why won't you talk to me Raph? Don't you love me?"

Raphael was really pissed off, he could see out of the corner of his eyes that the other soldiers were snickering at them. "Can't you just get it through your head that I'm not gay, and that I never will be! God you're like a woman, stop being so clingy. Just leave me alone!"

Mike was hurt, but he would never give up! He was one determined turtle, and if the Fab Five have taught him anything, it's that people can change for the better. Soon, he thought, soon I shall have him...

Also Aragorn, Z-Man, Gimli (even though he smelled), Don, Leo, and some of the other soldiers started playing strip poker. Of course, in the end Z-Man won with the help of some of his card changing magic. He set a new record with 26 straight royal flushes. Leaving everyone in their boxer shorts freezing to death, except of course for Gimli, who everyone agreed on that he couldn't take off any of his clothes, because he smelled, and was ugly.

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter, but I need to get back into the groove of things with my writing. Seeing how it's been an extremely long time since my last update. So forgive me, for I will have a longer chapter up by the end of the week. But if you don't review then you might not get to see what happens on Jojo's first date ever! And wouldn't that be a shame?