A couple of days after the girls' first attempt at catching Legato, they
were sitting in the Bishie's part of the preserve, wondering what to do.
"I'm bored," Sakura said as she watched Q-Bert walk down to the pool in a swimming suit, towel in hand.
"Well, we could catch more bishies..." Naoko suggested.
"But, who are we going to catch? I'm a little bit discouraged after our attempt at catching Legato." Sakura replied.
"We could try to catch some unregistered bishies..." Naoko said. "Q-Bert wasn't all that hard to catch..."
Sakura snorted. "In case you haven't noticed, Q-Bert is a pretty tame Bishie."
"True..." Naoko said and gazed off into the distance.
After a few minutes of silence, a bell rang.
"Uh oh," Sakura said. "Visitor's time..." A crowd of screaming girls stampeded into the Bishie's Room. Inu Yasha, who was the only Bishie in immediate sight, dashed for cover in the trees. About half of the screaming girls chased him. Q-Bert poked his head over the fence that surrounded the pool to see what was going on. A few of the girls that noticed him tried to climb the fence to get at him, but to no avail. While the Captors were away, someone had put barbed wire over the top. Syaoran made a mad dash from the bunk beds and tried to get Q-Bert to open the gate to the pool, but Q-Bert wouldn't let him in. The rest of the girls, minus one, tried to glomp him.
The lone girl walked up to the two Bishie Captors, who had climbed up on a rock to avoid being trampled.
"Are you the Bishie Captors?" the girl demanded.
"Uh....." Naoko said.
Any of the other girls who were in earshot ran over to where Naoko and Sakura were sitting, demanding to be Bishie Captors. The girl turned around and stared at them. They quieted down quickly and backed away, looking frightened. The girl turned around.
"My name is Muriel Catherine Gordian the III of the Shire in West Hobbiton (A/N: sorry.... I just finished playing LOTR). You may call me Mooie."
"Um... hi Mooie," Sakura said. "What can we do for you?"
Mooie glanced around. "I see you seem to have a bit of a problem with fan girls," she said nonchalantly.
"That's an understatement," Naoko stated.
Mooie sniffed. "I'm here to make a proposal." She said. "Catch Knives Millions and I'll help you control the fan girls. I'll even call one of my friends to help."
Sakura's mouth dropped open. "But.. But..."
"We'll do it!" Naoko chirped.
Sakura turned to look at her friend in horror. "Do you KNOW who Knives is?" she demanded.
"Well, duh!" Naoko returned. "I HAVE watched all of Trigun..."
"Well, how are we going to catch a maniac that hates all humans and is a super-good shot??" Sakura demanded.
Naoko grinned. "Use Vash."
Sakura gaped at her for a while then simply said "I'm not even going to say anything about that."
Naoko skipped out of the room humming happily. Sakura turned back to Mooie.
"We will do our best to capture Knives. Now, if you would just sign here stating that you actually said you would do fan girl control," Sakura said and set a piece of paper out in front of Mooie, who happily signed it.
"Now, remember, if you don't catch him, I'll become a rabid fan girl and bug you 24 hours a day," Mooie said flatly.
Sakura sweatdropped and slowly walked out of the room. Naoko came running up with all the equipment and the two headed towards the nearest mailbox.
"Stupid, set up a teleport to where Knives Millions is!" Naoko demanded.
"But!" Stupid said, sounding for the first time in his servitude a bit complaintative, "he's all the way in Gunsmoke!! Do you KNOW how much work it will take to set up a teleport all the way there?"
"It's your job, isn't it?" Sakura pointed out.
Stupid gave a beep, which could be taken as a sigh and was silent for a few minutes. "Teleport set up," Stupid said.
"See! That wasn't so hard, was it?" Naoko asked.
Stupid grumbled.
"Watch it!" Sakura told it. "Who is the one here that can smash you?"
"Who's the one here that can send you to the sun?" Stupid returned.
"Are there any mailboxes on the sun?" Naoko asked.
"Actually, there are. And quite a few sun gods there too." Stupid told them. "When you get good enough, you can catch them."
"Are they hot?" Naoko asked.
Stupid formed two glaring eyes on its display screen. "I wouldn't have mentioned catching them if they weren't..."
Naoko laughed. "I guess you're right... now, OFF TO WHERE KNIVES IS!!"
"Gunsmoke," Stupid told them. "I'd bring sunscreen if I were you..."
Naoko put her hand in her pocket and pulled out some sunscreen. "Whoa!" She said. "I didn't even put that there!"
"These clothes are so cool!" Sakura said. She stuck her hand in the mailbox. "Ready to go, Naoko?"
"Yep!" Naoko said and followed suit.
Inu Yasha came rushing out of the preserve. "Wait!" He yelled.
"I think he likes you," Sakura and Naoko whispered to each other simultaneously, and then gave each other weird looks.
"Yes?" Naoko asked him.
"Aren't you going to take me?" he demanded.
"But, we have nothing for you to track him with!" Sakura said.
Mooie popped out of nowhere. "Here," she said and handed Inu Yasha a pair of boxers. They were pink with red hearts. Inu Yasha made a face.
"Well, looks like you can come with us," Naoko said and put a leash around his neck.
"Are you sure those belong to Knives?" Sakura asked her.
Mooie blinked. "Knives? Who said they belong to Knives?"
Naoko stared at her. "This is going to be a long, long contract that you've signed..."
Mooie smiled and skipped back into the preserve room.
Sakura sighed and they were transported to Gunsmoke.
They arrived in a town. "Um, excuse me," Naoko said to a nearby woman. "But, where are we?"
The woman looked at her strangely. "December.... Where have you been lately?"
"Earth!" Sakura exclaimed. Naoko socked her in the ribs. "Shut up!" she hissed.
"Earth?" the woman said. "Why, I come from there! What a small world, to meet someone from a tiny village like Earth!" she laughed. "Hey, why don't we go grab lunch together?"
Sakura and Naoko glanced at each other. "Um.......... sure!" Sakura said.
"Nice going, freak!" Naoko said to her friend. "How are we supposed to pull this off?"
"Well, at least she doesn't think we belong in an insane asylum!!" Sakura retorted.
The woman glanced back. "My name is Anna," she said.
"I'm Sakura," Sakura stated, "and this is Naoko. And this," she said pointing to the dog demon, who was sniffing around suspiciously, is Inu Yasha."
Anna smiled. "Hey, I WAS planning to have lunch with some co-workers, but I'm sure they won't mind if you come along. Do YOU mind?"
"No, of course not," Sakura said.
Anna smiled again. "Great! They're names are Meryl Strife and Millie Thompson!"
Naoko nudged Sakura. "A lead!" she whispered.
Sakura beamed back.
Anna took them to a small cafe. Meryl and Mille were already waiting for them there. Anna gave them a huge smile. "Hi, guys!" she exclaimed. "I found some other people from Earth! Can you believe it?" Anna introduced the two girls.
"That's wonderful!" Millie beamed.
Naoko put her hands on her hips. "Meryl, Millie, do you happen to know where Knives Millions might be at this moment? Or perhaps Vash?"
Inu Yasha glanced at her. "Isn't it a good idea to be a bit more subtle?" Sakura just put her face in her forehead.
At that moment Vash walked in talking animatedly to his brother, Knives.
"Domo!" Vash said waving to Meryl.
Sakura and Naoko looked at each other then back at the two bishounen.
"Domo..." Knives replied half-heartedly.
"I'm bored," Sakura said as she watched Q-Bert walk down to the pool in a swimming suit, towel in hand.
"Well, we could catch more bishies..." Naoko suggested.
"But, who are we going to catch? I'm a little bit discouraged after our attempt at catching Legato." Sakura replied.
"We could try to catch some unregistered bishies..." Naoko said. "Q-Bert wasn't all that hard to catch..."
Sakura snorted. "In case you haven't noticed, Q-Bert is a pretty tame Bishie."
"True..." Naoko said and gazed off into the distance.
After a few minutes of silence, a bell rang.
"Uh oh," Sakura said. "Visitor's time..." A crowd of screaming girls stampeded into the Bishie's Room. Inu Yasha, who was the only Bishie in immediate sight, dashed for cover in the trees. About half of the screaming girls chased him. Q-Bert poked his head over the fence that surrounded the pool to see what was going on. A few of the girls that noticed him tried to climb the fence to get at him, but to no avail. While the Captors were away, someone had put barbed wire over the top. Syaoran made a mad dash from the bunk beds and tried to get Q-Bert to open the gate to the pool, but Q-Bert wouldn't let him in. The rest of the girls, minus one, tried to glomp him.
The lone girl walked up to the two Bishie Captors, who had climbed up on a rock to avoid being trampled.
"Are you the Bishie Captors?" the girl demanded.
"Uh....." Naoko said.
Any of the other girls who were in earshot ran over to where Naoko and Sakura were sitting, demanding to be Bishie Captors. The girl turned around and stared at them. They quieted down quickly and backed away, looking frightened. The girl turned around.
"My name is Muriel Catherine Gordian the III of the Shire in West Hobbiton (A/N: sorry.... I just finished playing LOTR). You may call me Mooie."
"Um... hi Mooie," Sakura said. "What can we do for you?"
Mooie glanced around. "I see you seem to have a bit of a problem with fan girls," she said nonchalantly.
"That's an understatement," Naoko stated.
Mooie sniffed. "I'm here to make a proposal." She said. "Catch Knives Millions and I'll help you control the fan girls. I'll even call one of my friends to help."
Sakura's mouth dropped open. "But.. But..."
"We'll do it!" Naoko chirped.
Sakura turned to look at her friend in horror. "Do you KNOW who Knives is?" she demanded.
"Well, duh!" Naoko returned. "I HAVE watched all of Trigun..."
"Well, how are we going to catch a maniac that hates all humans and is a super-good shot??" Sakura demanded.
Naoko grinned. "Use Vash."
Sakura gaped at her for a while then simply said "I'm not even going to say anything about that."
Naoko skipped out of the room humming happily. Sakura turned back to Mooie.
"We will do our best to capture Knives. Now, if you would just sign here stating that you actually said you would do fan girl control," Sakura said and set a piece of paper out in front of Mooie, who happily signed it.
"Now, remember, if you don't catch him, I'll become a rabid fan girl and bug you 24 hours a day," Mooie said flatly.
Sakura sweatdropped and slowly walked out of the room. Naoko came running up with all the equipment and the two headed towards the nearest mailbox.
"Stupid, set up a teleport to where Knives Millions is!" Naoko demanded.
"But!" Stupid said, sounding for the first time in his servitude a bit complaintative, "he's all the way in Gunsmoke!! Do you KNOW how much work it will take to set up a teleport all the way there?"
"It's your job, isn't it?" Sakura pointed out.
Stupid gave a beep, which could be taken as a sigh and was silent for a few minutes. "Teleport set up," Stupid said.
"See! That wasn't so hard, was it?" Naoko asked.
Stupid grumbled.
"Watch it!" Sakura told it. "Who is the one here that can smash you?"
"Who's the one here that can send you to the sun?" Stupid returned.
"Are there any mailboxes on the sun?" Naoko asked.
"Actually, there are. And quite a few sun gods there too." Stupid told them. "When you get good enough, you can catch them."
"Are they hot?" Naoko asked.
Stupid formed two glaring eyes on its display screen. "I wouldn't have mentioned catching them if they weren't..."
Naoko laughed. "I guess you're right... now, OFF TO WHERE KNIVES IS!!"
"Gunsmoke," Stupid told them. "I'd bring sunscreen if I were you..."
Naoko put her hand in her pocket and pulled out some sunscreen. "Whoa!" She said. "I didn't even put that there!"
"These clothes are so cool!" Sakura said. She stuck her hand in the mailbox. "Ready to go, Naoko?"
"Yep!" Naoko said and followed suit.
Inu Yasha came rushing out of the preserve. "Wait!" He yelled.
"I think he likes you," Sakura and Naoko whispered to each other simultaneously, and then gave each other weird looks.
"Yes?" Naoko asked him.
"Aren't you going to take me?" he demanded.
"But, we have nothing for you to track him with!" Sakura said.
Mooie popped out of nowhere. "Here," she said and handed Inu Yasha a pair of boxers. They were pink with red hearts. Inu Yasha made a face.
"Well, looks like you can come with us," Naoko said and put a leash around his neck.
"Are you sure those belong to Knives?" Sakura asked her.
Mooie blinked. "Knives? Who said they belong to Knives?"
Naoko stared at her. "This is going to be a long, long contract that you've signed..."
Mooie smiled and skipped back into the preserve room.
Sakura sighed and they were transported to Gunsmoke.
They arrived in a town. "Um, excuse me," Naoko said to a nearby woman. "But, where are we?"
The woman looked at her strangely. "December.... Where have you been lately?"
"Earth!" Sakura exclaimed. Naoko socked her in the ribs. "Shut up!" she hissed.
"Earth?" the woman said. "Why, I come from there! What a small world, to meet someone from a tiny village like Earth!" she laughed. "Hey, why don't we go grab lunch together?"
Sakura and Naoko glanced at each other. "Um.......... sure!" Sakura said.
"Nice going, freak!" Naoko said to her friend. "How are we supposed to pull this off?"
"Well, at least she doesn't think we belong in an insane asylum!!" Sakura retorted.
The woman glanced back. "My name is Anna," she said.
"I'm Sakura," Sakura stated, "and this is Naoko. And this," she said pointing to the dog demon, who was sniffing around suspiciously, is Inu Yasha."
Anna smiled. "Hey, I WAS planning to have lunch with some co-workers, but I'm sure they won't mind if you come along. Do YOU mind?"
"No, of course not," Sakura said.
Anna smiled again. "Great! They're names are Meryl Strife and Millie Thompson!"
Naoko nudged Sakura. "A lead!" she whispered.
Sakura beamed back.
Anna took them to a small cafe. Meryl and Mille were already waiting for them there. Anna gave them a huge smile. "Hi, guys!" she exclaimed. "I found some other people from Earth! Can you believe it?" Anna introduced the two girls.
"That's wonderful!" Millie beamed.
Naoko put her hands on her hips. "Meryl, Millie, do you happen to know where Knives Millions might be at this moment? Or perhaps Vash?"
Inu Yasha glanced at her. "Isn't it a good idea to be a bit more subtle?" Sakura just put her face in her forehead.
At that moment Vash walked in talking animatedly to his brother, Knives.
"Domo!" Vash said waving to Meryl.
Sakura and Naoko looked at each other then back at the two bishounen.
"Domo..." Knives replied half-heartedly.
