A few days after their adventure in Gunsmoke, Sakura and Naoko were sitting
back in the Bishie Room, watching their two new bishies; one sulking, and
the other tearing the cafe apart, looking for donuts.
"I wonder when Ca and Mooie are going to come back?" Sakura asked her friend.
"I don't know...." Naoko said. "We could go and call them... Bill said they left their number at the front desk." The two Bishie Captors got up and walked out of the room, followed by a highly suspicious Inu Yasha.
"Don't worry!" Sakura assured him. "We won't leave you!"
They both heard a scream and a rabid fan girl ran down the hallway, trying to glomp the dog demon bishie. Naoko hastily shoved Inu Yasha back into the Bishie Room and turned to face the fan.
"HI!" Kagome said. "I just saw Inu Yasha! Can someone go and tell him I found a Shikon Shard?"
"I thought I told you never to come here again!" Sakura shouted.
A pair of scissors appeared in Sakura's hands.
"You've done it now Kagome. You've gone an made me very, very angry..." Sakura said monotonously.
Sakura jumped on Kagome's shoulders and hacked all the hair off.
"AHAHAHHAHAH!!!" Sakura laughed.
Kagome burst out crying and ran from the preserve.
Naoko stopped and stared at her partner.
"What?" Sakura asked. "She deserved it!"
"...................................."
Sakura shook her head and led Naoko to the front desk. "Do you have any idea when Mooie and Ca are supposed to get here?" she asked the receptionist.
The woman looked at her calendar. "Well, they said they would arrive here around this time..."
Suddenly, a plane flew overhead the Bishie Preserve.
"What's that?" Naoko asked. "I didn't know we were under any flight routes...." the two Captors walked outside. Naoko looked up and saw two specks in the sky. "Look!" she said and pointed to the specks.
Sakura looked up also. "What the......"
The specks got closer and closer. Suddenly, the Captors realized that the specks were parachuters. As they got closer, the seemed to closely resemble two girls. On closer inspection, one was Mooie.
"Well... they're almost here," Sakura said to Naoko.
"Sakura! I want to parachute too!" Naoko cried happily.
"Are you NUTS?!?!" Sakura cried.
At that moment the two girls on the parachutes landed on top of the two captors.
"Were HERE!" the girl who was obviously Ca announced to Mooie.
@.@ *drool* (What should have been Naoko's response)
"Have you found Knives yet?" Mooie asked Sakura, who was still conscious.
"Yes........................" Sakura said, and tried to extract her arm from underneath Mooie's shoe.
"Really?!" Mooie asked Naoko.
"*drool*"
"We would like to see him," Ca informed Sakura.
"Alright," Sakura said.
The two parachuters stepped off their landing humans and walked inside. Sakura dragged Naoko in after her.
"I don't see him..." Mooie said.
"That's because he is supposed to be in the Bishie Room," Sakura said. She spotted Inu Yasha, who was sitting on top of a shelf, watching them suspiciously. He looked rather beaten up.
Sakura sighed. "I TOLD you we wouldn't leave you..." she told the dog demon. She dropped Naoko. "You take care of her. By the way, what happened to you?"
"Kagome," Inu Yasha said simply.
"That girl..." Sakura fumed.
Inu Yasha jumped down and inspected the unconscious Naoko.
"Ok," Sakura said as she turned back to the two girls. "If you'll follow me, I'll lead to Knives."
Sakura walked down a large hall followed closely by the two girls. The came upon the Bishie Room and Sakura slowly opened the door. Mooie shoved the door open and glomped Knives.
"You now have our services as Fangirl Control," Mooie said happily while she petted Knives.
"Great," Sakura replied.
She plopped herself down in one of the nearby chairs.
Inu Yasha came in, carrying Naoko over his shoulder. "I can't do anything with her..." he said. He glanced at Mooie. "Aren't you supposed to stop that?" Knives' face was slowly turning blue.
"She's part of staff now," Naoko said briskly.
"Yay! You're back!' Sakura said.
"When was I gone?" Naoko asked, looking confused.
"Never mind..." Sakura told her.
"What? what is she taking about?!!" Naoko started to press the hapless Inu Yasha.
"Now..." Sakura started to brief the two new members of staff as Ca tried to pry Mooie off of Knives. "Visiting time for the fangirls happens from 1:00 P.M. to 5:00 P.M. Your job is to make sure that the Bishies in the preserve aren't TOO bothered..."
"WHAT is she talking about?" Naoko continued to bother Inu Yasha.
Mooie finally released her grip on Knives and he wandered off to sit with his brother. A loud bell suddenly rang and Sakura's eyes got big.
"FANGIRL TIME!" she shouted and ran to block the door for now.
"Where do we go now?" Ca asked.
"Anywhere near a bishie so you can protect him!" Sakura replied.
Naoko hopped on Inu Yasha's back and he jumped off into the forest. Vash, Knives, and Q-Bert hid inside the cafe. Once again, Syaoran was left out in the open. There weren't too many other places to hide inside the room.
Syaoran looked around desperately, then ran to the pool and tried his best to barricade the gate as soon as the fangirls broke through.
Mooie and Ca stood in the middle of the room, with their hands on their hips.
The crowd stopped and stared at the two girls.
"Who are you?" one of the crowd asked.
"We are the FANGRIL SQUAD!" Ca shouted and both girls broke into a pose.
"Why don't we have a pose?" Sakura muttered from behind a chair.
One of the girls heard Sakura and screamed. "A BISHIE!" the crowd stampeded over to Sakura's hiding spot.
"She isn't a Bishie," another girl said, disappointed.
Vash poked his eyes above the counter.
"A BISHIE!" a third girl screamed. The stampede proceeded to knock down the cafe.
"Oh... think how much money that is going to cost to repair..." Naoko muttered from her hiding spot in the trees.
Sakura stared at the now flat cafe and the three bishie that were being glomped.
"Poor bishie's..." she whispered. "MOOIE! CA! Why are you just standing there?!?! Go help!" she shouted.
"Right!" Mooie replied and ran over to the once standing cafe and proceeded to peel the fangirls off.
Sakura tiptoed over to the forest and hopped up into the tree next to Naoko.
"They're pretty good, ne?" she asked in a hushed voice.
"Yeah," Naoko said and watched the fangirls fight tooth and nail to keep from being pried off.
Sakura glanced around. "Where's Inu Yasha?" Sakura asked.
"He ran deeper into the forest. He's convinced that some fangirls can actually smell him..." Naoko replied.
Sakura giggled. She looked back out at the mayhem. Girls were trying to climb over the wall into the pool area and poor Syaoran was cowering by the steps into the pool. She looked at the two fangirl enforcement members and noticed that they had disappeared. "Where did they go?" she whispered to her friend.
As if to answer Sakura's question, the girls burst through the door into the Bishie Room. Mooie was carrying a giant rubber mallet and Ca had something in her hand. The Captors couldn't quite make out what it was.
"Oh my..." Naoko said as Mooie screamed: "JUSTICE IS HERE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, FANGIRLS! LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH THE BISHIES OF RARENESS!! THEY MIGHT BE TRAMUTISED!"
"I think they already have..." Sakura pointed out.
Ca started to laugh evilly. "BEWARE THE SPEZZIAL POINTY PENCIL OF DEATH!" she cried and held her object in the air. It shot out some red sparks.
"Is that a wand..." Naoko asked.
Just then, a fangirl ran into the forest. "Inu Yashaaaaaaaaa!!" she cried. "I KNOW you're here! I can SMELL you!!"
Inu Yasha jumped onto Sakura and Naoko's branch from one above. He was completely terrified. "I told you they could smell me," he growled to Naoko.
Naoko sweatdropped. Sakura looked down at the girl that was below them.
"I'm sorry, but Inu Yasha is sick at the moment," Sakura said very convincingly.
The girl didn't buy it. "You're lying."
Inu Yasha pushed Sakura out of the tree, "You take care of this."
She did a flip in the air and landed just in front of the fangirl. "I have official notice that Inu Yasha, Hanyou, First Class, Bishie Tracker, is out of commission for the time being to a very rare and bizarre disease called fleas," she said and held up a very official looking paper.
The fangirl looked heart broken. "All right..." She walked off to the other girls and grabbed what looked like her friend and left.
"Sakura-chan, I think you broke her fangirl spirit..." Naoko said.
"That's ok... there's plenty more where it came from," Sakura replied.
Inu Yasha was furious. "F-L-E-A-S?!" he shouted.
"Quiet!" Sakura said. "Or all that work I went through will have been for nothing!"
"Fleas!" Inu Yasha muttered.
Naoko picked something from his long, white hair. "By, golly, I think he does!!"
Inu Yasha whipped around to face her and glared at her, then at the black speck she was holding. "That's a piece of bark," he said.
"No... it's moving! SEE!" and she threw it out towards the cafe. "Wow... it can jump a long way...."
A loud bell sounded and all the fangirls were herded out of the bishie room. Sakura and Naoko slumped down into chairs when a loud voice came over the intercom.
"All bishies please report to the cafeteria. I repeat, all bishies please report to the cafeteria. Thank you."
The two new bishies turned to Sakura and Naoko.
"Do they have doughnuts?" Vash asked.
"Probably... come on," Sakura replied and got up and walked out of the room followed closely by the other bishies.
Naoko led Inu Yasha out while they were arguing about whether or not Inu Yasha really had fleas or not.
"Ok, you dinner today is... doughnut flavored ramen..." Sakura said and took a double take. "DOUGHNUT FLAVORED RAMEN!??!?"
"YAY!" Vash cried.
"I wonder when Ca and Mooie are going to come back?" Sakura asked her friend.
"I don't know...." Naoko said. "We could go and call them... Bill said they left their number at the front desk." The two Bishie Captors got up and walked out of the room, followed by a highly suspicious Inu Yasha.
"Don't worry!" Sakura assured him. "We won't leave you!"
They both heard a scream and a rabid fan girl ran down the hallway, trying to glomp the dog demon bishie. Naoko hastily shoved Inu Yasha back into the Bishie Room and turned to face the fan.
"HI!" Kagome said. "I just saw Inu Yasha! Can someone go and tell him I found a Shikon Shard?"
"I thought I told you never to come here again!" Sakura shouted.
A pair of scissors appeared in Sakura's hands.
"You've done it now Kagome. You've gone an made me very, very angry..." Sakura said monotonously.
Sakura jumped on Kagome's shoulders and hacked all the hair off.
"AHAHAHHAHAH!!!" Sakura laughed.
Kagome burst out crying and ran from the preserve.
Naoko stopped and stared at her partner.
"What?" Sakura asked. "She deserved it!"
"...................................."
Sakura shook her head and led Naoko to the front desk. "Do you have any idea when Mooie and Ca are supposed to get here?" she asked the receptionist.
The woman looked at her calendar. "Well, they said they would arrive here around this time..."
Suddenly, a plane flew overhead the Bishie Preserve.
"What's that?" Naoko asked. "I didn't know we were under any flight routes...." the two Captors walked outside. Naoko looked up and saw two specks in the sky. "Look!" she said and pointed to the specks.
Sakura looked up also. "What the......"
The specks got closer and closer. Suddenly, the Captors realized that the specks were parachuters. As they got closer, the seemed to closely resemble two girls. On closer inspection, one was Mooie.
"Well... they're almost here," Sakura said to Naoko.
"Sakura! I want to parachute too!" Naoko cried happily.
"Are you NUTS?!?!" Sakura cried.
At that moment the two girls on the parachutes landed on top of the two captors.
"Were HERE!" the girl who was obviously Ca announced to Mooie.
@.@ *drool* (What should have been Naoko's response)
"Have you found Knives yet?" Mooie asked Sakura, who was still conscious.
"Yes........................" Sakura said, and tried to extract her arm from underneath Mooie's shoe.
"Really?!" Mooie asked Naoko.
"*drool*"
"We would like to see him," Ca informed Sakura.
"Alright," Sakura said.
The two parachuters stepped off their landing humans and walked inside. Sakura dragged Naoko in after her.
"I don't see him..." Mooie said.
"That's because he is supposed to be in the Bishie Room," Sakura said. She spotted Inu Yasha, who was sitting on top of a shelf, watching them suspiciously. He looked rather beaten up.
Sakura sighed. "I TOLD you we wouldn't leave you..." she told the dog demon. She dropped Naoko. "You take care of her. By the way, what happened to you?"
"Kagome," Inu Yasha said simply.
"That girl..." Sakura fumed.
Inu Yasha jumped down and inspected the unconscious Naoko.
"Ok," Sakura said as she turned back to the two girls. "If you'll follow me, I'll lead to Knives."
Sakura walked down a large hall followed closely by the two girls. The came upon the Bishie Room and Sakura slowly opened the door. Mooie shoved the door open and glomped Knives.
"You now have our services as Fangirl Control," Mooie said happily while she petted Knives.
"Great," Sakura replied.
She plopped herself down in one of the nearby chairs.
Inu Yasha came in, carrying Naoko over his shoulder. "I can't do anything with her..." he said. He glanced at Mooie. "Aren't you supposed to stop that?" Knives' face was slowly turning blue.
"She's part of staff now," Naoko said briskly.
"Yay! You're back!' Sakura said.
"When was I gone?" Naoko asked, looking confused.
"Never mind..." Sakura told her.
"What? what is she taking about?!!" Naoko started to press the hapless Inu Yasha.
"Now..." Sakura started to brief the two new members of staff as Ca tried to pry Mooie off of Knives. "Visiting time for the fangirls happens from 1:00 P.M. to 5:00 P.M. Your job is to make sure that the Bishies in the preserve aren't TOO bothered..."
"WHAT is she talking about?" Naoko continued to bother Inu Yasha.
Mooie finally released her grip on Knives and he wandered off to sit with his brother. A loud bell suddenly rang and Sakura's eyes got big.
"FANGIRL TIME!" she shouted and ran to block the door for now.
"Where do we go now?" Ca asked.
"Anywhere near a bishie so you can protect him!" Sakura replied.
Naoko hopped on Inu Yasha's back and he jumped off into the forest. Vash, Knives, and Q-Bert hid inside the cafe. Once again, Syaoran was left out in the open. There weren't too many other places to hide inside the room.
Syaoran looked around desperately, then ran to the pool and tried his best to barricade the gate as soon as the fangirls broke through.
Mooie and Ca stood in the middle of the room, with their hands on their hips.
The crowd stopped and stared at the two girls.
"Who are you?" one of the crowd asked.
"We are the FANGRIL SQUAD!" Ca shouted and both girls broke into a pose.
"Why don't we have a pose?" Sakura muttered from behind a chair.
One of the girls heard Sakura and screamed. "A BISHIE!" the crowd stampeded over to Sakura's hiding spot.
"She isn't a Bishie," another girl said, disappointed.
Vash poked his eyes above the counter.
"A BISHIE!" a third girl screamed. The stampede proceeded to knock down the cafe.
"Oh... think how much money that is going to cost to repair..." Naoko muttered from her hiding spot in the trees.
Sakura stared at the now flat cafe and the three bishie that were being glomped.
"Poor bishie's..." she whispered. "MOOIE! CA! Why are you just standing there?!?! Go help!" she shouted.
"Right!" Mooie replied and ran over to the once standing cafe and proceeded to peel the fangirls off.
Sakura tiptoed over to the forest and hopped up into the tree next to Naoko.
"They're pretty good, ne?" she asked in a hushed voice.
"Yeah," Naoko said and watched the fangirls fight tooth and nail to keep from being pried off.
Sakura glanced around. "Where's Inu Yasha?" Sakura asked.
"He ran deeper into the forest. He's convinced that some fangirls can actually smell him..." Naoko replied.
Sakura giggled. She looked back out at the mayhem. Girls were trying to climb over the wall into the pool area and poor Syaoran was cowering by the steps into the pool. She looked at the two fangirl enforcement members and noticed that they had disappeared. "Where did they go?" she whispered to her friend.
As if to answer Sakura's question, the girls burst through the door into the Bishie Room. Mooie was carrying a giant rubber mallet and Ca had something in her hand. The Captors couldn't quite make out what it was.
"Oh my..." Naoko said as Mooie screamed: "JUSTICE IS HERE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, FANGIRLS! LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH THE BISHIES OF RARENESS!! THEY MIGHT BE TRAMUTISED!"
"I think they already have..." Sakura pointed out.
Ca started to laugh evilly. "BEWARE THE SPEZZIAL POINTY PENCIL OF DEATH!" she cried and held her object in the air. It shot out some red sparks.
"Is that a wand..." Naoko asked.
Just then, a fangirl ran into the forest. "Inu Yashaaaaaaaaa!!" she cried. "I KNOW you're here! I can SMELL you!!"
Inu Yasha jumped onto Sakura and Naoko's branch from one above. He was completely terrified. "I told you they could smell me," he growled to Naoko.
Naoko sweatdropped. Sakura looked down at the girl that was below them.
"I'm sorry, but Inu Yasha is sick at the moment," Sakura said very convincingly.
The girl didn't buy it. "You're lying."
Inu Yasha pushed Sakura out of the tree, "You take care of this."
She did a flip in the air and landed just in front of the fangirl. "I have official notice that Inu Yasha, Hanyou, First Class, Bishie Tracker, is out of commission for the time being to a very rare and bizarre disease called fleas," she said and held up a very official looking paper.
The fangirl looked heart broken. "All right..." She walked off to the other girls and grabbed what looked like her friend and left.
"Sakura-chan, I think you broke her fangirl spirit..." Naoko said.
"That's ok... there's plenty more where it came from," Sakura replied.
Inu Yasha was furious. "F-L-E-A-S?!" he shouted.
"Quiet!" Sakura said. "Or all that work I went through will have been for nothing!"
"Fleas!" Inu Yasha muttered.
Naoko picked something from his long, white hair. "By, golly, I think he does!!"
Inu Yasha whipped around to face her and glared at her, then at the black speck she was holding. "That's a piece of bark," he said.
"No... it's moving! SEE!" and she threw it out towards the cafe. "Wow... it can jump a long way...."
A loud bell sounded and all the fangirls were herded out of the bishie room. Sakura and Naoko slumped down into chairs when a loud voice came over the intercom.
"All bishies please report to the cafeteria. I repeat, all bishies please report to the cafeteria. Thank you."
The two new bishies turned to Sakura and Naoko.
"Do they have doughnuts?" Vash asked.
"Probably... come on," Sakura replied and got up and walked out of the room followed closely by the other bishies.
Naoko led Inu Yasha out while they were arguing about whether or not Inu Yasha really had fleas or not.
"Ok, you dinner today is... doughnut flavored ramen..." Sakura said and took a double take. "DOUGHNUT FLAVORED RAMEN!??!?"
"YAY!" Vash cried.
