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It has been a long time that I've updated this story (I mostly blame school and Futurama...... Actually, scratch that, just school). And I have something to ask myself. Why Even Try being a Horror/Suspence writer? My Hobby is Weirdness and Pointless crap, not distorted crazy "Do it in your pants" kind. For Now On, You will Experience A new Level of Weirdness. Get Ready (I hope your reading, NUTZY MEGAN ) for the return of ......

WELCOME TO MY ED 3

ED BE COMING ROUND' THE MOUNTAIN

(Thunder Strikes. Screen Fades to a Country-Side.)

Rolf: (Narrating) Well, it was in my old home, when I was a little Scnukmug........

Eddy: (Backround) A What?

Rolf: (Record Player Screeches) DON'T INTURUPT ROLF'S STORY!!!!!!!

Eddy: Sorry, sorry.

Rolf: Anywho, when I was a little Scnukmug, there was a woman named Jonify Scraden. Well, his Jonify was a respecting, well - mannored woman. But that's when Rolf's cousin, Kerf, saw her (Scary music) READING A MODEL BOOK COVER!!!!

Kevin: Magazine, Rolf. MAGAZINE!

Rolf: Yes, that is what Rolf said.

Kevin: Whatever, dude.

Rolf: Well, Rolf's Family and Townsfolk BURNED HER TO THE STAKE!

Eddy: Seems like a big deal over a magazine.

Rolf: But (Pauses) Do I need to take my (Pulls out a swordfish) Sushi bar and shove it up your........

Eddy: Okay Okay. God.

Rolf: But one year later, Rolf's Moma found Rolf's cousin (Scary Music) Eating Chicken Wings!!!!!!!

Rolf: Well, Rolf's Town believed that why Rolf's cousin did that was the ghost of Jonify made him. And this Jonify must of followed Rolf back to your place of home. So kevin, watch your behind, because Jonify might turn you into a pig for your sake!!! (Thunder Strikes, a woman screams)

Eddy: (Rolf Walks away) Well, I guess your scared, aren't you, kevin?

Kevin: (Looks over; confused) What? (Realises) Ooh yeah. (Panics; Runs around) Ahhh, I'm gonna die, (Falls and starts spinning around Three Stooges style) I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!

Edd: Don't worry Kevin, the man who says that he's going to..................... (Turns to Eddy) What is that man going to do, Eddy?

Eddy: Kill Him......

Edd: Ooh, I remember. (Grabs on to Kevin) YES KEVIN, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs around even faster in a circle)

5 hours later..................................................

(It is night, and Kevin is still running. In fact, he's actually a foot into the pavement. Edd and Eddy are next to him, sleeping)

Kevin: (Stops)................................................................AHHHHHHH, IT'S NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Grabs Edd) DOUBLE DORK, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO LIVE AFTER TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edd: (Starts to wake) What kevi........(An arrow comes out and is stouck right through Edd's hat) GOOD LORD!!! (Stand up and gets the arrow out of his hat and examines it) Does anyone know someone could stab one's own body?

Eddy: (Half-asleep) What are you talking about, guys? (An arrow comes out and get's tangled in Eddy's three hairs) What the.............

(Starts to untangle and spins off in the direction it came from; a man yelps in pain)

Kevin: It came from over there. (Runs off)

(Meanwhile, in my computer room)

Lord: Dude, this chapter id going to be the greatest of the great. I've been working a year to do this.

(Some guy in a Wrestling mask comes in)

????: Come on, the Cheat. When we steal this sucker's stuff, we'll be living ON THE MOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Some yellow colored thing with Black spots comes up.

????: Meh?

???: Yes, I know he's here, idiot......

Lord: Ummmmmm........ Why are you two doing in my room?

?????: (Turns to me) ............... Ahh, yes! I am Mr. Plastic surgery, and I would want to give you a free oppointment.

Lord: But I don't need.......

????: Do not worry, sir, the only thing you need to do is walk out of the room for.......(Looks at his Boxing Gloved hand) say one hour.

Lord: No really, I don't...................

(Some No hand figure with a spinny top hat and a red shirt with a star on it appears over to the left of me)

????: Hey guys, what'cha doin?

????: Ooh Crap, how'd you find me, Homestar?

Homestar: Well, I saw your diamond laying nere the stick, Strong Bad, so I might as well give it back to you.

Strong Bad: Well, I doing a really important thing now, so if you'd be so kind as to LEAVE?

Homestar: No way, man. I walked 50 miles from my home, and I ain't going back till I gave it back.

Strong Bad: Yeah, that story would be belivable, if your house wasn't across the street from here!

Homestar: But that's what I call 50 miles, stupid!

Strong Bad: Look, could you just leave?

(Homer simpson comes in)

Homer: Shut up that racket. I can bearly hear the game.

Bart: You heard the man. SHUT UP!

Lord: Would...........

(Some guy wearing a mexican hat comes in)

Guy: LUAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord: But......

Homer: Look just shut up.

Strong Bad: No, fatso. YOU SHUT UP!

Homer: You!

Strong Bad: You!

Homer: You!

Strong Bad: YOU!

Bart: Why don't you both shut up?!!

Lord: QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: Huh................

Lord: (Holds up an article) Here's an article about the TV ratings and how they are effecting the world and will drive it into the ground!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Everyone runs out except Homestar, Strong Bad, and the Cheat)

Lord: Why aren't you running?

Strong Bad: Simple. We're a Web'a Toon!

Homestar: Yeah, man. We're fully on the Internet!

The Cheat: Meh!

Strong Bad: Tell it to him, The cheat!

Lord: Okay, just leave before I get out the bat.

Strong Bad: (Nervosly) Okay, I'll be leaving now. (They all run out)

Lord: Now to get this to effect the story.

(Back to the cul-di-sak, where kevin, Eddy, and Edd are standing near a man laying on the ground)

Kevin: Wow, that was the best chase scene ever.

Edd: Indead! I think that kind of chase will never happen again

Eddy: You said it, Double D! Now let's see this dude that tried to kill us.

(Somehow, the guy is actually Rolf. He is laying face down in the pavement, the arrow is inside his head)

Kevin: Oh no, we killed Rolf!

Rolf: (Next to them) Hello, friends of Rolf.

Edd: Huh?

TO BE COUNTINUED................................

I KNOW THAT WASN'T A BIG CHAPTER, BUT WHAT COULD YOU EXPECT, I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FOR LIKE 11 MONTHS. EXPECT A BIGGER CHAPTER NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!