A couple of weeks later, Sakura and Naoko were sitting in their rooms, dejected.

"What do we do now?" Naoko sighed, staring at the tracking device.

"If you would have only asked me earlier, silly!" Stupid cried.

"Huh?" Asked Sakura, who was laying on her bed, upside-down.

"Why, there's a Bishie town in northern Japan!" Stupid told them, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"oh............" Naoko said. Then it dawned on her.

Sakura and Naoko got their equipment, grabbed Inu Yasha and went to the mailbox outside. They stuck their hands in but weren't transported.

"Stupid... are you sure you set up a teleport?" Naoko asked.

"Yes, I'm positive. It's registered at being set up," Stupid replied.

"Erm.......... perhaps you should try again?" Sakura suggested.

"Well, ok I guess," Stupid said and was silent for a moment. "Teleport set up!"

The three stuck their hands in again. They were whisked away, but to their dismay, the found out the opening was boarded up.

"Now what do we do?!" wailed Sakura.

"Feh... let me take care of it!" Inu Yasha said. He jumped up onto the ledge and started clawing at the wood. It was enchanted, so it was harder to break than the usual wood. After about two hours, Inu Yasha finally made a hole large enough for the group to fit through. "C'mon!" he said to the others and jumped through the hole. The two girls followed them.

When they were out of the box, they met an unpleasant sight. Every bishie known to mankind, plus two, were pointing some sort of weapon at the trio.

Sakura and Naoko looked at each other and then back at the mob of bishies.

"Can we help you?" Naoko asked.

The bishies held their stance unwavering.

Sakura carefully set her mallet down and put her hands up. She cleared her throat and broke out into song.

"Ai ai ai, ai ai ai, ai ai ai, where's my samurai?"

"Did someone ask for a samurai?" a voice called from the mob.

Sakura blinked. "Not really... it's a song!"

Kenshin Himura, the Batousai emerged from the crowd. Sakura stared at him.

"Such.... long red hair... and ooooooooooh! lookie! he has a sword!" Sakura cried happily.

She ran toward him but one of the bishie hit her with a stick.

"OWWWWCH!" Sakura cried.

"Can't we just work this out?" Naoko asked.

"Feh!" Inu Yasha snorted. "Let me take care of it!!" He rushed forwards. Suddenly, Sesshoumaru stepped out from the crowd. Inu Yasha skidded to a halt. "Sesshoumaru...." he growled.

"Lowly brother," Sesshoumaru agnowleged Inu Yasha's existence.

Sakura sat on the ground, rubbing her head. She glanced around the crowd, then saw Rin. She gave an evil grin, dashed forwards, caught Rin, and ran away.

"Sessoumaru-sama!!" Rin cried as she was spirited away and Sesshoumaru looked on with indifference.

"um........... That was NOT a good idea...." Naoko informed the crowd.

Sakura put a hand over Rin's mouth to keep her quiet, but it was all in vain. Sesshoumaru and his speed quickly caught up.

"Uh oh..." Sakura thought as Sesshoumaru stopped directly in front of her.

Sakura slowed down to a stop and stared at Sesshoumaru.

"You're... not going to do anything to me... are you?" Sakura asked.

Inu Yasha came up beside Sakura and unsheathed his sword.

"Why do you protect these disgusting human?" Sesshoumaru asked.

Rin looked up at Sesshoumaru, she was a human, and Sesshoumaru just called humans disgusting. Her eyes filled with tears.

"Sesshoumaru-sama I hate you!" she cried.

Sesshoumaru turned to her with a small amount of shock on his face.

Sakura and Inu Yasha looked on in confusion. Apparently Rin wasn't as young as they thought she was, she had grown up some and her mind had developed more.

"There is no way out of this Sesshoumaru! We will fight!" Inu Yasha shouted.

Sesshoumaru drew his sword and both brothers prepared to fight.

"KAZE NO KIZU!!" Inu Yasha yelled.

He unleashed the Scar of the Wind and Sesshoumaru narrowly dodged it. Inu Yasha tried again and this time he caught his brother dead on. And there Sesshoumaru lay, completely unconscious and all of the other bishies looking on with horror. Sesshoumaru had been their leader... and now he was unconscious.

Naoko gave an insane giggle and rushed in front of Inu Yasha, who was intending to put an end to the ALL-MIGHTY-FLUFFY-sama, and threw a butterfly net over him. "Yay!" She squealed. "We've got another bishie!!"

Rin marched up. "You're not going to hurt him, are you?"

"I thought you hated him," Sakura said, surprised.

"I'm a teenager.... I can do that..."

Naoko thought for a minute. "I'm a teenager, but I don't do that..."

Sakura looked off into the distance. "Hey, Heero Yuy is coming..." she said.

"I HATE HIM!!" Naoko screamed and pointed towards him. "INU YASHA!! SIC!"

Inu Yasha looked at Sakura, who shrugged. He started to turn towards Heero, but Naoko beat him to it.

Contrary to popular belief, Heero was not as big and bad as he made out to be. On seeing a rabid Bishie Captor speeding towards him, he turned and hi- tailed it into an alleyway, where he crouched, cowering from the wrath of Naoko. Sakura, who was dragging the unconscious Sesshoumaru with the help of Rin and Inu Yasha, followed, along with the rest of the bishie mob.

"YOU ARE STOOPAD!!" Naoko shrieked at the terrified bishie. "I SHOULD KILL YOU!!"

"Noooooooooo!!" Heero cried. "I'm just an innocent Bishie!!"

Naoko raised her mallet menacingly. "OH REALLY?" she cried.

"Naoko, NO!" Sakura yelled and grabbed Naoko's arm. Naoko turned to look at her friend, startled. "Some people consider him a bishie..." she reminded her friend gently.

Naoko turned and looked at Heero, who looked as if he wished he were invisible. "Well........ I guess......" she said. She lowered her mallet and pulled out another butterfly net. "TO THE BISHIE PRESERVE YOU GO!!" Naoko declared and caught him.

"hey! why should I go?" Heero demanded.

"there will be people to keep Relena under control...." Sakura told him.

Heero brightened up. "Alright!! I'll go!" he said.

"Two bishies in one day... this is good," Sakura commented still holding a death grip on Sesshoumaru's arm.

"We have our job back!" Naoko cried happily.

The left the ally and headed back in the general direction of the mailbox. Unfortunately, with Sakura and Naoko's bad sense of direction... they all got lost. They began to walk past strange old buildings that seemed to moan as you walked by.

"Naoko-chan... I don't like this place," Sakura whimpered.

Naoko looked around trying to find something that was familiar but with no avail. She and Sakura stopped and the bishies crowed around them.

"Do any of you know where we are?" Sakura asked, eyeing the nearby buildings that seemed to be full of watchful eyes.

Kenshin, who had made his way to the front of the mob, spoke first. "I don't have any idea, that I don't."

Sakura looked at some of the other bishies, but they all hung their heads. Sakura's eyes widened. "Inu Yasha, do you think you can sniff the mailbox out?"

"Feh, I can't find non-living objects," he snorted.

"I believe you are forgetting one person," a voice from Naoko's pocket called.

"STUPID!" Sakura and Naoko shouted at the same time.

"Do you know where we are?" Sakura asked quickly.

"Nope, not a clue," Stupid replied.

Naoko twitched. "Then, why did you speak up?" she asked.

"Um... because I'm nice and trying to cheer you up?" Stupid suggested.

"That didn't work," Sakura said and looked around. "It sounds like the buildings are trying to talk to us........" she said.

"Um.... hello?" Naoko asked the nearest building.

"Yeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss?" the building asked in a mystical voice.

"Um............. do you know where we can find a mailbox?" she said.

"No, I'm sorry," the building responded. "I was built before mail."

"uh.. ok," Naoko said and turned to her friends. "Well, now what do we do?"

"Well, we could always try screaming for help," Sakura suggested.

"Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura and Naoko shouted together.

"Help is on the way!!!!" two voices from the air called.

Sakura and Naoko up and saw two people falling from the sky.

"M...mooie?" Sakura called.

"Ca?" Naoko asked.

"'Tis your Fan girl Control on their way to save yooooooooooooooooou!" Mooie yelled.

Once again the two girls landed on top of the bishie captors, but this time Naoko wasn't knocked out.

"Ouch..." Sakura mumbled.

The two girls quickly got off and inspected the bishies that were around them.

"You two have been working quite hard, haven't you?" Mooie said.

"Actually... we've only caught two of them... the rest are just following us," Naoko informed her.

"Anyway, Sakura, Q-Bert wants to know when you are going to get back, and Vash has been crying for you both all day," Ca said.

"Well... we'd go back if we could find a mailbox..." Sakura replied.

"That's what this is for," Mooie said and pulled out a cell phone.

"Um... that's for calling people." Sakura said.

"I know." Mooie said and dialed the number of one of her friends.

"Ignore her," Ca-chan said. She pulled out a portable mailbox. "This is how you can get home."

"Yay!" the Bishie Captors cried.

"Teleport set up!" Stupid cried.

"Somehow I feel like this is going all too well........" Naoko said as she stepped up to the mailbox.

Just as she said that, Sesshoumaru woke up and broke free of the net. He grabbed Rin and disappeared. All other bishies except Heero followed him, cheering at his escape.

Sakura glared at Naoko.

"Um......... there was no wood nearby?" Naoko suggested and stuck her hand in the teleport quickly.

Sakura sighed and instructed Heero on how to teleport. Inu Yasha joined them and the four were taken back to the preserve.