The next day, back at the preserve, things were quiet. Except for the gun
blasts made by Portal Girl when she was greeting people.
KABOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
Sakura looked up from her bishie magazine. "What on earth is she doing?!"
Naoko shrugged.
"Aren't you the least bit curious to see who she's insulting now?" Sakura questioned.
Naoko looked up and nodded. As they headed towards the entrance the came across Knives and Inu Yasha playing dice game, and their weapons were between them.
"What are you two up to?" Naoko asked as she inspected the game.
"Who ever loses has to give up their weapon," Inu Yasha said quickly, trying to concentrate since it was Knives' turn.
"But of course, since we're friends, we won't keep them," Knives added.
Sakura looked shocked; Knives was being nice. They continued to the entrance and found several bullet holes in the walls.
"WELCOME TO THE BISHIE PRESERVE!!!" Portal Girl shouted as two people walked through the door.
"Well... she doesn't seem to be insulting anyone anymore," Sakura said cheerfully as she watched Portal fire another round.
"Um...... don't you think that it would be a good idea to NOT scare the visitors?" Naoko suggested.
"........................................................." was Portal Girl's only response.
The two captors sighed and started to head back to their room. Bill intercepted them.
"It's been two weeks since you guys brought in any bishies," he informed them.
"But, we caught about 20 last time! Isn't that enough?" Sakura demanded.
"No......... not really." Bill answered.
Naoko looked pissed off and then simply looked sad.
"But, isn't Apricots enough?" Naoko demanded, as the said bishie walked by.
Apricots stopped and stared at Naoko. She swooned and fell over again. Apricots walked away with a little smile on his face.
"Is that flirting?" Sakura asked, confused as Naoko picked herself off the floor.
Bill seemed upset by the interruption
"Well, getting on with what I wanted to say," he said. "We have now found the technology to send you into video games."
Sakura went starry-eyed. "Does that mean that I can catch Sora from Kingdom Hearts?"
Bill nodded. "But first, we are sending you into a game called 'Zelda.'"
Sakura and Naoko were silent for a moment.
"Which one?" Sakura finally said.
"Majora's Mask. You will have approximately 3 days to catch Link. If you should fail... you will be killed by the giant moon that is falling. You can't come back unless you catch him," Bill informed.
Naoko stared at him in shock. "We... we could DIE?!?! What will happen to Apricots if I die??? HE'LL DIE!!!!!!!!"
"Naoko calm down... we catch Link and be back before Apricots can say 'Where's that cute blonde girl.'"
"Really?!!" Naoko asked with water filled eyes.
Sakura nodded.
"Ok then! Of to the land of Zelda!" Naoko shouted and dragged Sakura to the store room.
The Bishie Captors equipped themselves and pulled Stupid from his place of honor: under a pile of smelly socks.
"WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?" Stupid demanded as soon as he could sense his Captors.
Sakura and Naoko took him into the giant computer room.
"We're uploading new information into you," Sakura told him.
"I'm honored!" Stupid cried.
"Just take us into the Legend of Zelda, Majora's Mask," Sakura commanded.
"Ok!" Stupid said. "Teleport set up!"
Naoko looked at Sakura. "Um...... should we take Inu Yasha? What if we die?"
"Well....... I guess we can leave that up to him," Sakura said.
"Well, if you are destined to die, I can simply set up a teleport and send him home while you two heroically die......" Stupid said.
Sakura and Naoko looked at each other. "Nah.........." they said.
The two girls stuck their hands into the mailbox and appeared in a large clock tower.
"Um..." Sakura mumbled as she looked around.
"Ah... more visitors... yet... you do not look like you have a curse upon you," A voice echoed through the tower.
Sakura and Naoko inched their way to the door and ran out before the voice could say anymore. Upon reaching the bright light from the sun a small dog started chasing the two girls.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sakura screamed and started running.
Naoko watched and wore a very amused face. Sakura ran headlong into a boy and fell over.
"Iie...."
The boy looked slightly surprised. "I'm sorry!" he said to Sakura as he helped her up, a very amusing sight since he was not very tall.
Sakura stared at him. "You're Link!" she stated.
"That's my name" he said cheerfully. "Don't wear it out!"
Naoko ran up. "OMG!! He's so cuuuuuuuuuute! Can we keep him?"
"Um...... Isn't that why we're here?" Sakura asked.
Just then, a hysterical girl ran up. "LIIIIIIIIIINKY!" she wailed. "GANNONDORK STOLE MY OCARINA!!!"
Link closed his eyes. "Is it really that important Zelda?"
"Of COURSE it is!" Zelda stamped her foot.
Link rolled his eyes and turned back to the captors. "You are going to have to wait. Apparently I have to save Zelda's ocarina."
Sakura and Naoko stared at him.
"You don't mean this?" Sakura asked, holding up a fake ocarina that looked like the real thing.
MY OCARINA!!!" Zelda shouted, running forward and grabbing the flute from Sakura's hand.
"Well... that was relatively quick," Naoko said quietly.
A loud squeak came from the general area of Zelda and she quickly ran back to Sakura.
"THIS ISN'T MY OCARINA!!!! I WANT *MY* OCARINA!!!!" she exclaimed.
"Well, what if your ocarina flew away and no one can find it ever again?" Naoko suggested.
Link gave her a look that said "are you stupid enough to think that she is stupid enough to accept that stupid story for stupid people?"
Zelda looked confused for a bit, then looked into the sky. "Do you think so?"
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Maybe you should look on Goron Mountain," Naoko suggested, patted a pondering Zelda on the head, and pushed her off in another direction.
"Waaaaaaaaait a minute....." Sakura said. "Zelda isn't supposed to be in Majora's Mask......"
Link rolled his eyes. "The Princess has gotten the ability to go from place to place to bother me whenever she wants to........"
"Awwwwww!!" Naoko said. "That's so sad!! I wonder if she can make him adult.... HEY! PRINCESS ZELDA!!" Naoko ran after the meandering princess.
Sakura sweatdropped. "Hey, Link, want to get away from her forever?"
"Um..... I don't know... It's kind of fun to piss her off," he said. "Why?" Just then, he was surrounded by a blue light.
"Uh........ Link?" Sakura asked.
The blue light disappeared and Link was an adult. The two heard a squeal and a blonde, brown-clad blur streaked past Naoko and knocked Link down.
"Naoko!! Don't hurt him!! Do you know how pissed off Bill will be?" Sakura shouted.
"Oh.... right," Naoko said. She got up and dusted herself off. Link got up and followed suit.
"Well, we can go home, now, right?" Naoko asked.
"We still have to catch him," Sakura informed her.
"Well, if you had let me hug him longer, then we WOULD have caught him." Naoko said.
Link stepped close to Naoko. "You know... You look a lot like Zelda," he informed her.
Naoko got mad. "Sure!!" She said. "Other than the fact I have short hair, no pointy ears, not wearing a dress, aren't ugly, AND not stupid, I'm EXACTLY like her!!"
"Um.... Naoko?" Sakura whispered to her friend. "I think he's trying to find someone else to "save" so he wont have to do anything for Zelda anymore..."
"oh........" Naoko said. She sweatdropped and looked at link.
"LIIIINK!" Zelda screamed and started running back towards him from the other side of town.
"I'll save you, Princess!!" He cried. He then picked up Naoko, and ran as fast as he could in the other direction. Naoko looked too shocked to protest and Sakura sweatdropped again..
Zelda skidded to a stop by Sakura. "Where did link go?" she demanded. "He was just here!"
"He found someone else to save.... I think...." she said, looking at the quickly disappearing Link. She could just make out Naoko pounding on his back, no doubt demanding to be let down. "Can I help you?"
"Yeah!" Zelda said. "That kid there," she pointed to a two-year-old happily throwing rocks into a pond, "made fun of me!! Kill him!!"
Sakura shook her head. "I'm sorry," she said. "That's against my religion."
"What? Killing children?" Zelda was surprised.
"No, following your orders," Sakura said. She then started to jog towards where Link had disappeared. Naoko wouldn't have let him get too far, she reasoned.
"PUT ME DOWN!!!!" Naoko shouted at Link.
"But you're my princess now, I must rescue you from the evils of the land. Especially the giant falling moon. Very, very dangerous. I must get you somewhere safe," Link started rambling.
"Naoko!!!" Sakura called.
Naoko struggled to get herself out of Link's grasp. She finally succeeded in doing so, but only ended up having a rope tied around her wrist so she wouldn't run away.
"You can't do this Link. I have a job," Naoko said, glaring at him.
"OI! Girl with the brown hair!" Zelda's voice carried over the wind.
"What do you want know?" Sakura asked.
"You've pissed me off! No one does that to the princess," Zelda said matter- of-factly.
"You're not my princess. So technically I don't have to listen to you. Plus, I'm on a mission," Sakura replied, boredom running through her voice.
"DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zelda screamed.
Sakura stood looking at her, wide eyed. She really had never seen Zelda angry. "You're... not planning on doing anything to me are you?"
Zelda's breathing grew harsh and she clenched her fists. She charged at Sakura full force, not thinking that Sakura, being a bishie captor, might now a bit more about fighting than her.
Sakura quickly blocked the punch but tripped over a large rock that was behind her and fell. She grabbed her head to protect it from Zelda's swing... but the punch never came. She slowly looked up at Zelda.
"You never disobey the mighty Zelda."
Zelda grabbed Sakura by her collar and lifted her into the air.
"NAOKO!!!! NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO COME!!!" Sakura shouted as Zelda moved her hands around Sakura's throat.
Naoko started running, dragging Link behind her. With each rock that Naoko jumped over, Link hit it with his face.
"My princess! Stop running!" Link shouted between his meetings with rocks.
Naoko tried to jump kick, but at that moment, another rock attacked Link and she was knocked down. "Stupid rope," Naoko muttered.
Sakura sighed and took out a little Zelda doll. "Must I do this?" she asked Zelda.
Zelda let Sakura down. "What's that?" she asked.
"We call it.. Voodoo," Sakura said.
Meanwhile, Link, bruised and bleeding, had limped over to Naoko. "Are you alright?" he asked her, which seemed a bit hard because of a couple of broken and loose teeth in his mouth.
"Aww!!" Naoko's eyes filled with tears. "You're hurt really bad and still concerned for me!"
Link gave a wide, but bloody smile, which, strangely enough made him look very cute. "Of course I am!" he said. "You're my princess!"
"You see," Sakura was saying to Zelda. "If I may," she chopped off a lock of Zelda's hair and tied it onto the doll, "when this doll has something of your essence, I can do magic with it, like this!!" she grabbed a stone and smashed it to the doll's head. Nothing happened.
"It's not very interesting," Zelda said.
"Let me take care of it," Naoko said, helping the tattered Link up.
"SWEET MOTHER OF THE DEKU TREE!!" Zelda shouted. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM, YOU MAN-WHORE!"
Naoko shook her head. "You shouldn't say such things about yourself," She told Zelda.
Sakura swayed on her feet. "Bill is going to MURDER us..."
"No, he's not, silly! All you have to do is find a fairy!" Naoko told her. She then took the voodoo doll from Sakura. "Now, this is how you do it!" she muttered some words over the doll. Her eyes flashed red briefly and she smiled. Zelda looked disconcerted for bit. She then regained her haughty composure. Naoko looked up again, and Link was watching her worriedly. Naoko winked at him. "Don't worry!" she said. She then moved the doll's leg a bit. Zelda followed suit.
"How did you do that?" Zelda demanded.
"Voodoo," Naoko said. She then made the doll kick its head. Zelda's leg tried, but didn't quite make it. Naoko then proceeded to make Zelda do all sorts of tricks.
After a bit, Sakura said, "Um.. Naoko" we don't have much time left..."
"oh! right!" Naoko said. she then walked Zelda over to the little boy that had made fun of her previously and gave him the doll. She then explained what to do and rejoined her companions. "Now about that fairy."
"There should be some pots around here somewhere..." Sakura mumbled and started looking around for some pots.
Naoko followed suit. "Here little pot, little pot, little pot..." she called.
The little boy that Naoko had given the voodoo doll to was playing with it. Zelda was doing back flips, cartwheels, and break dancing. (A/N: XD)
"Oi! Link! There are some pots over here!" Sakura called.
Naoko and Link both ran over and Link quickly bashed the pots in. Three fairies came out, each healing one of them.
"YAY!! Now, back to the preserve we go!" Naoko said happily.
"Stupid! Set up a teleport!" Sakura ordered.
"Yes ma'am!" Stupid shouted.
The three were teleported back to the preserve. When they got out of the mailbox, Link was clutching Naoko's arm protectively. "Are you sure that thing is safe?" he asked, looking at the mailbox askance.
"Yes, we travel like this all the time," Sakura told him.
Link gave the mailbox another suspicious look, then let go of Naoko's arm. Naoko rubbed it and muttered something about no circulation.
The three walked into the preserve. A furious Inu Yasha met them. "Didn't you forget something??" He demanded.
Sakura looked around. "Except for that voodoo doll, no," she said.
Bill, who had just joined them, looked alarmed. "I'm not even going to ask," she said.
"Good," Naoko said. "We have caught Link for you, O-Mighty one," she said and displayed the new Bishie.
"WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Inu Yasha demanded.
"Well, you see, pooky," Sakura said and pulled him aside. Inu Yasha's face started to turn purple in anger.
"He looks a bit dangerous," Link whispered to Naoko.
Naoko sighed. "The only guy you need to worry about here is Knives," she said and pointed out the named bishie, who was stapled to Mooie's backpack, much to his distaste.
"We were afraid you would get hurt," Sakura explained to Inu Yasha.
"By whom?" he demanded again. "That shorty?"
"Watch it, kitty!" Link said sharply.
Inu Yasha started to swell with anger.
Sakura stared at Link. "He called him a cat..." she mumbled.
Inu Yasha went for his sword but Sakura grabbed it and ran in the other direction.
"HEY!" Inu Yasha shouted. "Come back here!"
Sakura kept running. She turned back to look at Inu Yasha and ran head long into Syaoran and Q-Bert.
"Ittai...." she said and rubbed her head.
Inu Yasha came running up and grabbed his sword out of Sakura's hand. She smiled innocently at him.
"You aren't going to kill anyone with that... are you??" she asked.
"I just might. What's it to you?" Inu Yasha questioned back.
"WELL! Now that you ask. According to the Law of Bishies, once you are captured by a bishie captor you may no longer kill anyone. If you do, you spend 5 days in the "TOURTURE CHAMBER!" AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Sakura laughed mechanically.
Inu Yasha backed up a little. Syaoran looked at Q-Bert then headed back to the pool.
"That was a bit anti climatic," Naoko observed. She glanced at Link, who was fingering his sword, looking as if his fears were confirmed. Naoko sighed and pushed him inside. "Let's go on a tour of the preserve!!"
"Whets that?" Link asked, pointing at a computer. "And that?" he pointed to an automatic door.
"EE... This is going to take a while....." Sakura said.
KABOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
Sakura looked up from her bishie magazine. "What on earth is she doing?!"
Naoko shrugged.
"Aren't you the least bit curious to see who she's insulting now?" Sakura questioned.
Naoko looked up and nodded. As they headed towards the entrance the came across Knives and Inu Yasha playing dice game, and their weapons were between them.
"What are you two up to?" Naoko asked as she inspected the game.
"Who ever loses has to give up their weapon," Inu Yasha said quickly, trying to concentrate since it was Knives' turn.
"But of course, since we're friends, we won't keep them," Knives added.
Sakura looked shocked; Knives was being nice. They continued to the entrance and found several bullet holes in the walls.
"WELCOME TO THE BISHIE PRESERVE!!!" Portal Girl shouted as two people walked through the door.
"Well... she doesn't seem to be insulting anyone anymore," Sakura said cheerfully as she watched Portal fire another round.
"Um...... don't you think that it would be a good idea to NOT scare the visitors?" Naoko suggested.
"........................................................." was Portal Girl's only response.
The two captors sighed and started to head back to their room. Bill intercepted them.
"It's been two weeks since you guys brought in any bishies," he informed them.
"But, we caught about 20 last time! Isn't that enough?" Sakura demanded.
"No......... not really." Bill answered.
Naoko looked pissed off and then simply looked sad.
"But, isn't Apricots enough?" Naoko demanded, as the said bishie walked by.
Apricots stopped and stared at Naoko. She swooned and fell over again. Apricots walked away with a little smile on his face.
"Is that flirting?" Sakura asked, confused as Naoko picked herself off the floor.
Bill seemed upset by the interruption
"Well, getting on with what I wanted to say," he said. "We have now found the technology to send you into video games."
Sakura went starry-eyed. "Does that mean that I can catch Sora from Kingdom Hearts?"
Bill nodded. "But first, we are sending you into a game called 'Zelda.'"
Sakura and Naoko were silent for a moment.
"Which one?" Sakura finally said.
"Majora's Mask. You will have approximately 3 days to catch Link. If you should fail... you will be killed by the giant moon that is falling. You can't come back unless you catch him," Bill informed.
Naoko stared at him in shock. "We... we could DIE?!?! What will happen to Apricots if I die??? HE'LL DIE!!!!!!!!"
"Naoko calm down... we catch Link and be back before Apricots can say 'Where's that cute blonde girl.'"
"Really?!!" Naoko asked with water filled eyes.
Sakura nodded.
"Ok then! Of to the land of Zelda!" Naoko shouted and dragged Sakura to the store room.
The Bishie Captors equipped themselves and pulled Stupid from his place of honor: under a pile of smelly socks.
"WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?" Stupid demanded as soon as he could sense his Captors.
Sakura and Naoko took him into the giant computer room.
"We're uploading new information into you," Sakura told him.
"I'm honored!" Stupid cried.
"Just take us into the Legend of Zelda, Majora's Mask," Sakura commanded.
"Ok!" Stupid said. "Teleport set up!"
Naoko looked at Sakura. "Um...... should we take Inu Yasha? What if we die?"
"Well....... I guess we can leave that up to him," Sakura said.
"Well, if you are destined to die, I can simply set up a teleport and send him home while you two heroically die......" Stupid said.
Sakura and Naoko looked at each other. "Nah.........." they said.
The two girls stuck their hands into the mailbox and appeared in a large clock tower.
"Um..." Sakura mumbled as she looked around.
"Ah... more visitors... yet... you do not look like you have a curse upon you," A voice echoed through the tower.
Sakura and Naoko inched their way to the door and ran out before the voice could say anymore. Upon reaching the bright light from the sun a small dog started chasing the two girls.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sakura screamed and started running.
Naoko watched and wore a very amused face. Sakura ran headlong into a boy and fell over.
"Iie...."
The boy looked slightly surprised. "I'm sorry!" he said to Sakura as he helped her up, a very amusing sight since he was not very tall.
Sakura stared at him. "You're Link!" she stated.
"That's my name" he said cheerfully. "Don't wear it out!"
Naoko ran up. "OMG!! He's so cuuuuuuuuuute! Can we keep him?"
"Um...... Isn't that why we're here?" Sakura asked.
Just then, a hysterical girl ran up. "LIIIIIIIIIINKY!" she wailed. "GANNONDORK STOLE MY OCARINA!!!"
Link closed his eyes. "Is it really that important Zelda?"
"Of COURSE it is!" Zelda stamped her foot.
Link rolled his eyes and turned back to the captors. "You are going to have to wait. Apparently I have to save Zelda's ocarina."
Sakura and Naoko stared at him.
"You don't mean this?" Sakura asked, holding up a fake ocarina that looked like the real thing.
MY OCARINA!!!" Zelda shouted, running forward and grabbing the flute from Sakura's hand.
"Well... that was relatively quick," Naoko said quietly.
A loud squeak came from the general area of Zelda and she quickly ran back to Sakura.
"THIS ISN'T MY OCARINA!!!! I WANT *MY* OCARINA!!!!" she exclaimed.
"Well, what if your ocarina flew away and no one can find it ever again?" Naoko suggested.
Link gave her a look that said "are you stupid enough to think that she is stupid enough to accept that stupid story for stupid people?"
Zelda looked confused for a bit, then looked into the sky. "Do you think so?"
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Maybe you should look on Goron Mountain," Naoko suggested, patted a pondering Zelda on the head, and pushed her off in another direction.
"Waaaaaaaaait a minute....." Sakura said. "Zelda isn't supposed to be in Majora's Mask......"
Link rolled his eyes. "The Princess has gotten the ability to go from place to place to bother me whenever she wants to........"
"Awwwwww!!" Naoko said. "That's so sad!! I wonder if she can make him adult.... HEY! PRINCESS ZELDA!!" Naoko ran after the meandering princess.
Sakura sweatdropped. "Hey, Link, want to get away from her forever?"
"Um..... I don't know... It's kind of fun to piss her off," he said. "Why?" Just then, he was surrounded by a blue light.
"Uh........ Link?" Sakura asked.
The blue light disappeared and Link was an adult. The two heard a squeal and a blonde, brown-clad blur streaked past Naoko and knocked Link down.
"Naoko!! Don't hurt him!! Do you know how pissed off Bill will be?" Sakura shouted.
"Oh.... right," Naoko said. She got up and dusted herself off. Link got up and followed suit.
"Well, we can go home, now, right?" Naoko asked.
"We still have to catch him," Sakura informed her.
"Well, if you had let me hug him longer, then we WOULD have caught him." Naoko said.
Link stepped close to Naoko. "You know... You look a lot like Zelda," he informed her.
Naoko got mad. "Sure!!" She said. "Other than the fact I have short hair, no pointy ears, not wearing a dress, aren't ugly, AND not stupid, I'm EXACTLY like her!!"
"Um.... Naoko?" Sakura whispered to her friend. "I think he's trying to find someone else to "save" so he wont have to do anything for Zelda anymore..."
"oh........" Naoko said. She sweatdropped and looked at link.
"LIIIINK!" Zelda screamed and started running back towards him from the other side of town.
"I'll save you, Princess!!" He cried. He then picked up Naoko, and ran as fast as he could in the other direction. Naoko looked too shocked to protest and Sakura sweatdropped again..
Zelda skidded to a stop by Sakura. "Where did link go?" she demanded. "He was just here!"
"He found someone else to save.... I think...." she said, looking at the quickly disappearing Link. She could just make out Naoko pounding on his back, no doubt demanding to be let down. "Can I help you?"
"Yeah!" Zelda said. "That kid there," she pointed to a two-year-old happily throwing rocks into a pond, "made fun of me!! Kill him!!"
Sakura shook her head. "I'm sorry," she said. "That's against my religion."
"What? Killing children?" Zelda was surprised.
"No, following your orders," Sakura said. She then started to jog towards where Link had disappeared. Naoko wouldn't have let him get too far, she reasoned.
"PUT ME DOWN!!!!" Naoko shouted at Link.
"But you're my princess now, I must rescue you from the evils of the land. Especially the giant falling moon. Very, very dangerous. I must get you somewhere safe," Link started rambling.
"Naoko!!!" Sakura called.
Naoko struggled to get herself out of Link's grasp. She finally succeeded in doing so, but only ended up having a rope tied around her wrist so she wouldn't run away.
"You can't do this Link. I have a job," Naoko said, glaring at him.
"OI! Girl with the brown hair!" Zelda's voice carried over the wind.
"What do you want know?" Sakura asked.
"You've pissed me off! No one does that to the princess," Zelda said matter- of-factly.
"You're not my princess. So technically I don't have to listen to you. Plus, I'm on a mission," Sakura replied, boredom running through her voice.
"DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zelda screamed.
Sakura stood looking at her, wide eyed. She really had never seen Zelda angry. "You're... not planning on doing anything to me are you?"
Zelda's breathing grew harsh and she clenched her fists. She charged at Sakura full force, not thinking that Sakura, being a bishie captor, might now a bit more about fighting than her.
Sakura quickly blocked the punch but tripped over a large rock that was behind her and fell. She grabbed her head to protect it from Zelda's swing... but the punch never came. She slowly looked up at Zelda.
"You never disobey the mighty Zelda."
Zelda grabbed Sakura by her collar and lifted her into the air.
"NAOKO!!!! NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO COME!!!" Sakura shouted as Zelda moved her hands around Sakura's throat.
Naoko started running, dragging Link behind her. With each rock that Naoko jumped over, Link hit it with his face.
"My princess! Stop running!" Link shouted between his meetings with rocks.
Naoko tried to jump kick, but at that moment, another rock attacked Link and she was knocked down. "Stupid rope," Naoko muttered.
Sakura sighed and took out a little Zelda doll. "Must I do this?" she asked Zelda.
Zelda let Sakura down. "What's that?" she asked.
"We call it.. Voodoo," Sakura said.
Meanwhile, Link, bruised and bleeding, had limped over to Naoko. "Are you alright?" he asked her, which seemed a bit hard because of a couple of broken and loose teeth in his mouth.
"Aww!!" Naoko's eyes filled with tears. "You're hurt really bad and still concerned for me!"
Link gave a wide, but bloody smile, which, strangely enough made him look very cute. "Of course I am!" he said. "You're my princess!"
"You see," Sakura was saying to Zelda. "If I may," she chopped off a lock of Zelda's hair and tied it onto the doll, "when this doll has something of your essence, I can do magic with it, like this!!" she grabbed a stone and smashed it to the doll's head. Nothing happened.
"It's not very interesting," Zelda said.
"Let me take care of it," Naoko said, helping the tattered Link up.
"SWEET MOTHER OF THE DEKU TREE!!" Zelda shouted. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM, YOU MAN-WHORE!"
Naoko shook her head. "You shouldn't say such things about yourself," She told Zelda.
Sakura swayed on her feet. "Bill is going to MURDER us..."
"No, he's not, silly! All you have to do is find a fairy!" Naoko told her. She then took the voodoo doll from Sakura. "Now, this is how you do it!" she muttered some words over the doll. Her eyes flashed red briefly and she smiled. Zelda looked disconcerted for bit. She then regained her haughty composure. Naoko looked up again, and Link was watching her worriedly. Naoko winked at him. "Don't worry!" she said. She then moved the doll's leg a bit. Zelda followed suit.
"How did you do that?" Zelda demanded.
"Voodoo," Naoko said. She then made the doll kick its head. Zelda's leg tried, but didn't quite make it. Naoko then proceeded to make Zelda do all sorts of tricks.
After a bit, Sakura said, "Um.. Naoko" we don't have much time left..."
"oh! right!" Naoko said. she then walked Zelda over to the little boy that had made fun of her previously and gave him the doll. She then explained what to do and rejoined her companions. "Now about that fairy."
"There should be some pots around here somewhere..." Sakura mumbled and started looking around for some pots.
Naoko followed suit. "Here little pot, little pot, little pot..." she called.
The little boy that Naoko had given the voodoo doll to was playing with it. Zelda was doing back flips, cartwheels, and break dancing. (A/N: XD)
"Oi! Link! There are some pots over here!" Sakura called.
Naoko and Link both ran over and Link quickly bashed the pots in. Three fairies came out, each healing one of them.
"YAY!! Now, back to the preserve we go!" Naoko said happily.
"Stupid! Set up a teleport!" Sakura ordered.
"Yes ma'am!" Stupid shouted.
The three were teleported back to the preserve. When they got out of the mailbox, Link was clutching Naoko's arm protectively. "Are you sure that thing is safe?" he asked, looking at the mailbox askance.
"Yes, we travel like this all the time," Sakura told him.
Link gave the mailbox another suspicious look, then let go of Naoko's arm. Naoko rubbed it and muttered something about no circulation.
The three walked into the preserve. A furious Inu Yasha met them. "Didn't you forget something??" He demanded.
Sakura looked around. "Except for that voodoo doll, no," she said.
Bill, who had just joined them, looked alarmed. "I'm not even going to ask," she said.
"Good," Naoko said. "We have caught Link for you, O-Mighty one," she said and displayed the new Bishie.
"WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Inu Yasha demanded.
"Well, you see, pooky," Sakura said and pulled him aside. Inu Yasha's face started to turn purple in anger.
"He looks a bit dangerous," Link whispered to Naoko.
Naoko sighed. "The only guy you need to worry about here is Knives," she said and pointed out the named bishie, who was stapled to Mooie's backpack, much to his distaste.
"We were afraid you would get hurt," Sakura explained to Inu Yasha.
"By whom?" he demanded again. "That shorty?"
"Watch it, kitty!" Link said sharply.
Inu Yasha started to swell with anger.
Sakura stared at Link. "He called him a cat..." she mumbled.
Inu Yasha went for his sword but Sakura grabbed it and ran in the other direction.
"HEY!" Inu Yasha shouted. "Come back here!"
Sakura kept running. She turned back to look at Inu Yasha and ran head long into Syaoran and Q-Bert.
"Ittai...." she said and rubbed her head.
Inu Yasha came running up and grabbed his sword out of Sakura's hand. She smiled innocently at him.
"You aren't going to kill anyone with that... are you??" she asked.
"I just might. What's it to you?" Inu Yasha questioned back.
"WELL! Now that you ask. According to the Law of Bishies, once you are captured by a bishie captor you may no longer kill anyone. If you do, you spend 5 days in the "TOURTURE CHAMBER!" AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Sakura laughed mechanically.
Inu Yasha backed up a little. Syaoran looked at Q-Bert then headed back to the pool.
"That was a bit anti climatic," Naoko observed. She glanced at Link, who was fingering his sword, looking as if his fears were confirmed. Naoko sighed and pushed him inside. "Let's go on a tour of the preserve!!"
"Whets that?" Link asked, pointing at a computer. "And that?" he pointed to an automatic door.
"EE... This is going to take a while....." Sakura said.
