Sakura cackled evilly and Naoko shot her a look that said "I'll get you
back for this!" Just then, Q-Bert, Syaoran, Knives, Mooie, Ca-chan, Cael,
Portal Girl, Rika, Vash, Inu Yasha, and Natsumi walked in. Naoko gave them
all a pleading look as she dodged all of the flying porcupines. They all
pointed and laughed.
"THE MADNESS!!!" Natsu yelled through gasps for air from laughing so hard.
Cael just looked around. He had never been in this room before, let alone heard anything about. Q-Bert looked at the dangling Naoko and then to the cackling Sakura and sweatdropped. Syaoran was staring intently at the swords that the two bishies in the arena were holding.
"Those are nothing compared to the sword I have," he said.
"Mines better than yours," Inu Yasha spat.
Syaoran glared at him. Then, a loud whistle blew.
"Now, if you will all direct your attention to the contestants in the arena you find it almost time to start," Hikaru said over a loud speaker.
A spotlight hit the two bishies temporarily blinding them.
"And if you look above you, you will see the prize that the winner will get," Hikaru pointed out.
A spotlight hit Naoko and one by one, another porcupine flew past her.
"Now that you have seen the contestants and the prize, we will be starting the game in a few minutes," Hikaru said and turned the mic off.
Suddenly a screen appeared over the water and started playing the subliminal message videos with popcorn and soda appearing. Everyone rushed out of the arena and off to a nearby snackbar.
After everyone had gotten what he or she were told to get, the filed into a set of theatre seats that had suddenly appeared.
"Are you READY contestants" Hikaru yelled.
Link snorted and Apricots simply brushed his hair out of his eyes. There was a sudden absence of movement from the direction of Naoko.
Natsu, who had been the only one to observe Naoko, laughed. "The Madness," she said again. She then whapped Q-Bert with an empty ice cream container. "YOU! Get me some more ice cream please?"
"But, I want to-"
"Now" Natsu said. "Or suffer the consequences!"
"And what are those?" Q-Bert asked, glancing in Sakura's direction, betraying his feelings.
"You KNOW what..." Natsumi said.
Q-Bert sighed and handed her his ice cream.
"Excellent......."
As the contest started it appeared that Link had the advantage. The fighting went on and on for about 30 minutes and then a loud buzzer went off.
"The first round winner is.................... Link!" Hikaru shouted and the crowd went wild.
Link was panting. He used a lot of energy trying to swim toward Apricots just to hit him. Apricots on the other hand, was casually floating on top of the water just waiting for the next round. Suddenly, Hikaru threw two oxygen masks at the bishies.
"The next match will be UNDERWATER!!!" she exclaimed happily.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Sakura yelled from the roof.
Link looked completely confused. Apricots stuck the mask on and dove under the water. 'Looks like I'll have to go a bit harder on this guy. He's tougher than I thought. No problem though... Naoko's too cute to give up to this fool.' he thought.
Meanwhile, in the stands, Natsu kicked Q-Bert again. "I need more ice cream madness! Go get it now!" she ordered
Q-Bert rolled his eyes and slowly got up, taking one more look up at Sakura. This time, she waved back.
When he came back, the second round was over and Apricots had won.
Q-bert sighed, handed Natsumi her ice cream and sat down again.
"Now for the third round!" Hikaru said and rang a bell.
Apricots and Link charged at each other.
"BLUB BLUB BLUS!" Link bellowed at Apricots.
"Blud.........." Apricots returned.
Suddenly, one of them screamed. Or so the audience thought. In all actuality, Naoko had chewed through her gag and started screaming. "YOu @#^@$%@$% Sakura!! I'm going to KILL YOU!"
Sakura smiled and threw another porcupine at her.
Naoko gave out a sound like a snarl and swung out of the way. To Sakura's dismay, she caught hold of the side of the underwater arena with her teeth. She then proceeded to do her best to hang on with her tied up hands while she knawed on the ropes at her feet. Apricots and Link had stopped fighting to stare at the half desperate, half insane, half, well, just Naoko girl.
Sakura blinked at Naoko. She hadn't expected Naoko to be this resourceful. Panicking Sakura slid down the rope and started hitting Naoko on the head with a rolled up newspaper. "No! you can't escape yet! There's another round!"
Naoko glared at Sakura and started shaking her feet that Sakura just so happened to be balancing on.
"Uh oh...." Sakura said and grabbed the rope to try and keep herself from falling off.
"I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naoko screamed.
"No you don't! I'm your partner... now... just stop shaking!!" Sakura cried.
Naoko shakes her feet harder. This time causing Sakura to completely lose balance and plumeted down into the water.
"IIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed all the way down.
She landed in the water with a huge splash. Naoko continued to knaw on her ropes, occasionally spitting out fibers.
In the water, Sakura bubbled angrily at Naoko, oblivious to Link, who was trying to save her.
With a shriek of triumph, Naoko finally got free.
"Are you SURE she's human?" Natsumi asked Rika, who was sitting by her.
"Well, some sort of humanoid," Rika replied.
Naoko tottered on the bar precariously. Suddenly, although not unexpected, a cookbook came flying out of nowhere, hitting Naoko square in the stomach. Naoko wobbled, and fell. Spun by the force of another cookbook that had collided into her, she, flipped through the air, and landed a graceful dive into the water, right on top of Sakura. The two proceeded into a catfight.
"See how Sakura is using the hair as a leverage?" Hikaru prompted her audience excitedly.
"OOH!! That's got to hurt!" she exclaimed as Naoko elbowed her in the ribs.
The two broke the surface
"BITCH!" Sakura screamed.
"WHORE!" Naoko returned.
"PROSTITUTE!"
"TRAMP!"
"SLUT!"
"SKANK!"
"STUPID MONKEY!"
"MOTHER OF THE SON OF A KOALA!"
"SPACE-PORT FLOOSY!"
"SLEEZE CHEETO!"
The two girls broke out in hysterical laughter, holding on to each other as they gasped for air. Everyone else stared at them in amazement.
"I think we should probably get out of the water now," Sakura said through gasps for air.
Naoko nodded in agreement and the two of them swam over to the side of the ring and climbed out.
Sakura sighed. "We're soaking wet now..."
Naoko turned to Hikaru. "Can you continue the tournament while we go get changed?" she asked.
Hikaru nodded enthusiastically; Apricots and Link sweatdropped.
Sakura and Naoko left the arena and went off to their room.
"So... Sakura.... why exactly did you hang me from the roof?" Naoko asked as they walked.
"Well...heh..." Sakura sweatdropped, "you see... you couldn't choose between Apricots and Link so...I thought a little... tournament was in store... and all... so yeah."
Naoko nodded as they entered their room.
"Well, as long as I get ic- AAHAHAHAH!!" Naoko screamed and ran into the room, which had a freezer in it, no doubt full of ice cream.
Naoko opened the door forcefully and dived in. She didn't notice the door closing after her, Sakura laughing evilly, and the fact that the refrigerator was moving. In fact, she didn't even think about anything but ice cream until, once again, she was hung over the arena once again.
"Well, folks! It looks as if out prize has just been restored!" Hikaru boomed into a mike while the crowd cheered, Link looked angry, and Apricots looked mildly surprised.
"How could she let herself be caught?!" Link demanded.
"I'm not sure..." Apricots responded, then sighed as Naoko tried to swing herself in the direction of the freezer, which was on the ground.
"Ice cream" they said together.
"I SHALL SAVE YOU MY PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link shouted.
"Humph. Like I'd let you get her," Apricots mumbled.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?" Link asked in a daring voice.
"Now, now boys, save this for the last round," Hikaru said in a jolly tone and laughed. "AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE WILL PROCEED TO THE LAST ROUND! We are not responsible if the audience receives any fatal injuries."
With that, Hikaru threw to large blowtorches into the arena. Link stared at the weapon in confusion while Apricots simply smiled and looked up at Naoko. Naoko swooned and fell unconscious.
"Wow... I thought he just made her fall over... not unconscious....HEY! APRICOTS! YOU HAVE A NEW JOB NOW!!! YOU CAN HELP WITH FANGIRL CONTROL. IS THAT OKAY CA-CHAN, MOOIE?" Sakura called down.
Ca and Mooie stared at Sakura in disgust.
"Ok... never mind..." Sakura said and went to tighten the rope that held Naoko.
Link picked up the strange device slowly. "What's this?" he asked Apricots.
"Well, I suppose I can help you..." Apricots said. He picked up his blowtorch and held it the wrong way, so that if he turned it on, it would set him on fire, not his enemy. "You hold it like this," he said, helping Link with the difficult hand placement induced from the incorrectly held torch. "And you press this trigger..." he said and gently tapped it.
Link, being the trusting person he was, (except when it came to Gannondorf, of course) pressed the trigger and blasted himself. With a yell, he fell into the water to put the fire out. When he came back up, he had only slightly singed eyebrows.
Apricots looked questioningly at Hikaru. She only shrugged.
Link pulled up his green shirt angrily, accompanied by whistles and screams from the audience, and showed Apricots his Goron Tunic. "Just in case," he said angrily.
"Isn't that cheating?" Apricots asked.
"Not when there is a princess at stake!" Link roared and burst out of the water and grappled Apricots.
Sakura stared wide-eyed. "Oh my god........... HIKARU! THEY CAN ONLY USE THE WEAPONS!!! LINK IS DISQUALIFIED!"
Hikaru looked down at the instruction sheet that Sakura had given her:
THE BEST-BISHE CONTEST: TO SEE WHO WINS NAOKO
1. Must take place in a water arena.
2. Prize must be hung from the ceiling.
3. Contestants must only use the weapons given to them in each round.
4. If such weapons are not used, it is automatic disqualification.
Such ends Sakura's instruction sheet. (Other than these Hikaru, you can make up the rules. ^.~)
"She's right!" Hikaru called into the microphone. "Link, The Hero of Time, is disqualified!"
The crowd went wild and Sakura slowly brought Naoko back up to the roof.
"Hey, Naoko!" Sakura called as she slapped her cheek. "Apricots won!"
Naoko blinked a few times. "WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM!??!?!?!?!?" She shouted in a deranged tone.
Sakura fell backwards. "It down by the side of the arena. Apricots is there too, but-"
She couldn't finish the statement before Naoko tried to run but fell on her face, for she still had the rope tied around her ankles.
"Sa-ku-ra..." Naoko said slowly.
Laughing nervously, Sakura untied the rope and Naoko took off running.
Naoko skidded to a stop by the butter and the waiting Apricots. Without so much as a word, she dove into her favorite sweet of the frozen variety.
"What??" Apricots demanded. "Not so much as a thank you? You're swell? I think you're cute?"
Naoko looked up from a tub of caramel swirled in caramel ice cream and stared at him, spoon in mouth. Apricots stared back. Without warning, she leapt up and glomped him with a squeal. Apricots staggered and almost fell over.
"Ah.." Naoko sighed. "I'm in heaven......... Unlimited ice cream and my favoritest bishie...."
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"THE MADNESS!!!" Natsu yelled through gasps for air from laughing so hard.
Cael just looked around. He had never been in this room before, let alone heard anything about. Q-Bert looked at the dangling Naoko and then to the cackling Sakura and sweatdropped. Syaoran was staring intently at the swords that the two bishies in the arena were holding.
"Those are nothing compared to the sword I have," he said.
"Mines better than yours," Inu Yasha spat.
Syaoran glared at him. Then, a loud whistle blew.
"Now, if you will all direct your attention to the contestants in the arena you find it almost time to start," Hikaru said over a loud speaker.
A spotlight hit the two bishies temporarily blinding them.
"And if you look above you, you will see the prize that the winner will get," Hikaru pointed out.
A spotlight hit Naoko and one by one, another porcupine flew past her.
"Now that you have seen the contestants and the prize, we will be starting the game in a few minutes," Hikaru said and turned the mic off.
Suddenly a screen appeared over the water and started playing the subliminal message videos with popcorn and soda appearing. Everyone rushed out of the arena and off to a nearby snackbar.
After everyone had gotten what he or she were told to get, the filed into a set of theatre seats that had suddenly appeared.
"Are you READY contestants" Hikaru yelled.
Link snorted and Apricots simply brushed his hair out of his eyes. There was a sudden absence of movement from the direction of Naoko.
Natsu, who had been the only one to observe Naoko, laughed. "The Madness," she said again. She then whapped Q-Bert with an empty ice cream container. "YOU! Get me some more ice cream please?"
"But, I want to-"
"Now" Natsu said. "Or suffer the consequences!"
"And what are those?" Q-Bert asked, glancing in Sakura's direction, betraying his feelings.
"You KNOW what..." Natsumi said.
Q-Bert sighed and handed her his ice cream.
"Excellent......."
As the contest started it appeared that Link had the advantage. The fighting went on and on for about 30 minutes and then a loud buzzer went off.
"The first round winner is.................... Link!" Hikaru shouted and the crowd went wild.
Link was panting. He used a lot of energy trying to swim toward Apricots just to hit him. Apricots on the other hand, was casually floating on top of the water just waiting for the next round. Suddenly, Hikaru threw two oxygen masks at the bishies.
"The next match will be UNDERWATER!!!" she exclaimed happily.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Sakura yelled from the roof.
Link looked completely confused. Apricots stuck the mask on and dove under the water. 'Looks like I'll have to go a bit harder on this guy. He's tougher than I thought. No problem though... Naoko's too cute to give up to this fool.' he thought.
Meanwhile, in the stands, Natsu kicked Q-Bert again. "I need more ice cream madness! Go get it now!" she ordered
Q-Bert rolled his eyes and slowly got up, taking one more look up at Sakura. This time, she waved back.
When he came back, the second round was over and Apricots had won.
Q-bert sighed, handed Natsumi her ice cream and sat down again.
"Now for the third round!" Hikaru said and rang a bell.
Apricots and Link charged at each other.
"BLUB BLUB BLUS!" Link bellowed at Apricots.
"Blud.........." Apricots returned.
Suddenly, one of them screamed. Or so the audience thought. In all actuality, Naoko had chewed through her gag and started screaming. "YOu @#^@$%@$% Sakura!! I'm going to KILL YOU!"
Sakura smiled and threw another porcupine at her.
Naoko gave out a sound like a snarl and swung out of the way. To Sakura's dismay, she caught hold of the side of the underwater arena with her teeth. She then proceeded to do her best to hang on with her tied up hands while she knawed on the ropes at her feet. Apricots and Link had stopped fighting to stare at the half desperate, half insane, half, well, just Naoko girl.
Sakura blinked at Naoko. She hadn't expected Naoko to be this resourceful. Panicking Sakura slid down the rope and started hitting Naoko on the head with a rolled up newspaper. "No! you can't escape yet! There's another round!"
Naoko glared at Sakura and started shaking her feet that Sakura just so happened to be balancing on.
"Uh oh...." Sakura said and grabbed the rope to try and keep herself from falling off.
"I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naoko screamed.
"No you don't! I'm your partner... now... just stop shaking!!" Sakura cried.
Naoko shakes her feet harder. This time causing Sakura to completely lose balance and plumeted down into the water.
"IIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed all the way down.
She landed in the water with a huge splash. Naoko continued to knaw on her ropes, occasionally spitting out fibers.
In the water, Sakura bubbled angrily at Naoko, oblivious to Link, who was trying to save her.
With a shriek of triumph, Naoko finally got free.
"Are you SURE she's human?" Natsumi asked Rika, who was sitting by her.
"Well, some sort of humanoid," Rika replied.
Naoko tottered on the bar precariously. Suddenly, although not unexpected, a cookbook came flying out of nowhere, hitting Naoko square in the stomach. Naoko wobbled, and fell. Spun by the force of another cookbook that had collided into her, she, flipped through the air, and landed a graceful dive into the water, right on top of Sakura. The two proceeded into a catfight.
"See how Sakura is using the hair as a leverage?" Hikaru prompted her audience excitedly.
"OOH!! That's got to hurt!" she exclaimed as Naoko elbowed her in the ribs.
The two broke the surface
"BITCH!" Sakura screamed.
"WHORE!" Naoko returned.
"PROSTITUTE!"
"TRAMP!"
"SLUT!"
"SKANK!"
"STUPID MONKEY!"
"MOTHER OF THE SON OF A KOALA!"
"SPACE-PORT FLOOSY!"
"SLEEZE CHEETO!"
The two girls broke out in hysterical laughter, holding on to each other as they gasped for air. Everyone else stared at them in amazement.
"I think we should probably get out of the water now," Sakura said through gasps for air.
Naoko nodded in agreement and the two of them swam over to the side of the ring and climbed out.
Sakura sighed. "We're soaking wet now..."
Naoko turned to Hikaru. "Can you continue the tournament while we go get changed?" she asked.
Hikaru nodded enthusiastically; Apricots and Link sweatdropped.
Sakura and Naoko left the arena and went off to their room.
"So... Sakura.... why exactly did you hang me from the roof?" Naoko asked as they walked.
"Well...heh..." Sakura sweatdropped, "you see... you couldn't choose between Apricots and Link so...I thought a little... tournament was in store... and all... so yeah."
Naoko nodded as they entered their room.
"Well, as long as I get ic- AAHAHAHAH!!" Naoko screamed and ran into the room, which had a freezer in it, no doubt full of ice cream.
Naoko opened the door forcefully and dived in. She didn't notice the door closing after her, Sakura laughing evilly, and the fact that the refrigerator was moving. In fact, she didn't even think about anything but ice cream until, once again, she was hung over the arena once again.
"Well, folks! It looks as if out prize has just been restored!" Hikaru boomed into a mike while the crowd cheered, Link looked angry, and Apricots looked mildly surprised.
"How could she let herself be caught?!" Link demanded.
"I'm not sure..." Apricots responded, then sighed as Naoko tried to swing herself in the direction of the freezer, which was on the ground.
"Ice cream" they said together.
"I SHALL SAVE YOU MY PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link shouted.
"Humph. Like I'd let you get her," Apricots mumbled.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?" Link asked in a daring voice.
"Now, now boys, save this for the last round," Hikaru said in a jolly tone and laughed. "AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE WILL PROCEED TO THE LAST ROUND! We are not responsible if the audience receives any fatal injuries."
With that, Hikaru threw to large blowtorches into the arena. Link stared at the weapon in confusion while Apricots simply smiled and looked up at Naoko. Naoko swooned and fell unconscious.
"Wow... I thought he just made her fall over... not unconscious....HEY! APRICOTS! YOU HAVE A NEW JOB NOW!!! YOU CAN HELP WITH FANGIRL CONTROL. IS THAT OKAY CA-CHAN, MOOIE?" Sakura called down.
Ca and Mooie stared at Sakura in disgust.
"Ok... never mind..." Sakura said and went to tighten the rope that held Naoko.
Link picked up the strange device slowly. "What's this?" he asked Apricots.
"Well, I suppose I can help you..." Apricots said. He picked up his blowtorch and held it the wrong way, so that if he turned it on, it would set him on fire, not his enemy. "You hold it like this," he said, helping Link with the difficult hand placement induced from the incorrectly held torch. "And you press this trigger..." he said and gently tapped it.
Link, being the trusting person he was, (except when it came to Gannondorf, of course) pressed the trigger and blasted himself. With a yell, he fell into the water to put the fire out. When he came back up, he had only slightly singed eyebrows.
Apricots looked questioningly at Hikaru. She only shrugged.
Link pulled up his green shirt angrily, accompanied by whistles and screams from the audience, and showed Apricots his Goron Tunic. "Just in case," he said angrily.
"Isn't that cheating?" Apricots asked.
"Not when there is a princess at stake!" Link roared and burst out of the water and grappled Apricots.
Sakura stared wide-eyed. "Oh my god........... HIKARU! THEY CAN ONLY USE THE WEAPONS!!! LINK IS DISQUALIFIED!"
Hikaru looked down at the instruction sheet that Sakura had given her:
THE BEST-BISHE CONTEST: TO SEE WHO WINS NAOKO
1. Must take place in a water arena.
2. Prize must be hung from the ceiling.
3. Contestants must only use the weapons given to them in each round.
4. If such weapons are not used, it is automatic disqualification.
Such ends Sakura's instruction sheet. (Other than these Hikaru, you can make up the rules. ^.~)
"She's right!" Hikaru called into the microphone. "Link, The Hero of Time, is disqualified!"
The crowd went wild and Sakura slowly brought Naoko back up to the roof.
"Hey, Naoko!" Sakura called as she slapped her cheek. "Apricots won!"
Naoko blinked a few times. "WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM!??!?!?!?!?" She shouted in a deranged tone.
Sakura fell backwards. "It down by the side of the arena. Apricots is there too, but-"
She couldn't finish the statement before Naoko tried to run but fell on her face, for she still had the rope tied around her ankles.
"Sa-ku-ra..." Naoko said slowly.
Laughing nervously, Sakura untied the rope and Naoko took off running.
Naoko skidded to a stop by the butter and the waiting Apricots. Without so much as a word, she dove into her favorite sweet of the frozen variety.
"What??" Apricots demanded. "Not so much as a thank you? You're swell? I think you're cute?"
Naoko looked up from a tub of caramel swirled in caramel ice cream and stared at him, spoon in mouth. Apricots stared back. Without warning, she leapt up and glomped him with a squeal. Apricots staggered and almost fell over.
"Ah.." Naoko sighed. "I'm in heaven......... Unlimited ice cream and my favoritest bishie...."
Everyone else sweatdropped.
