Erm. we, the authoresses, are sorry for the mistakes, discrepancies, and,
well, just plain old inconsistencies in this chapter because it was about a
month in between that we started and ended it.. Probably. Naoko has tried
to fix it all, but with saving the world and eating ice cream, she just
can't spot it all. We hope you enjoy it anyways!!
Sakura and Q-Bert sweatdropped. "How are we going to get up there?" Q-Bert asked.
Sakura didn't answer. She was busy sighting down a suction-cup arrow with a string attached to the end. "Grab hold!" she said and shot the arrow.
"That's not going to do anything..." Q-Bert said.
Sakura glared at him and grabbed at the quickly leaving sting and grabbed his hand. "So you SAYYYY!" her accusation turned into a scream as she was lifted up into the air, with Q-Bert hanging on for his dear life.
"I don't even think I should question anything anymore..." Q-Bert muttered to himself.
"NO, YOU SHOULDN'T!! NO ONE SHOULD QUESTION A BISHIE CAPTOR!!" Sakura yelled.
Q-Bert sweatdropped. They were rising into the air very quickly and with so much wind going by the hand that Sakura was using to hold onto the rope began to slip.
"Oh crap..." Sakura mumbled as she wrapped her legs around the rope and fell backwards. She was now hanging upside down and crying. "I wanna go home!!"
"Home you say... highjacker?" Riku's voice called down.
Sakura looked up at Riku with teary eyes and nodded the best she could. "Or at least back to solid ground."
Now Riku, being the kind and considerate bishie that he was landed on the ground and offered to take Sakura back to the Preserve.
"On one condition though," Riku began, "you can't catch me."
Sakura smiled mischievously. "Ok!" she agreed happily."
Riku began leading the two back to the preserve.
"Sakura.... You just agreed not to catch a bishie, you do realize that don't you?" Q-Bert questioned.
"I thought you weren't going to question what I do anymore..." Sakura said as she turned to face him.
Q-Bert sweatdropped.
"Besides, *I* can't catch him... but Naoko can," she whispered in his ear.
Riku landed outside the preserve. Unfortunately for him, it was fan girl visiting time, and his very loud landing didn't go unnoticed.
"OH MY GOD!! THEY CAUGHT RIKU!" one random girl screamed and glomped the unfortunate bishie.
"Heh heh heh..." Sakura said to herself. "If only Naoko would get out here...."
"Sorry, girls! I'm not caught!" Riku said and struggled to get out.
"Um..." Q-Bert said. "Shouldn't you get Naoko?"
"I want to keep an eye on Riku though," Sakura responded.
"I'll go get her then," Q-Bert said. He walked inside.
KABOOM! "WELCOME TO THE--- oh wait," Portal Girl said. "You're a bishie. Never mind!!" she said cheerfully and reloaded her grenade launcher.
"Um.. where's Naoko?" Q-Bert asked her.
Portal Girl stared at him. "Don't you know?" she asked.
"Um...."
"Naoko still hasn't recovered from being shot with a phaser," she said.
"Yeah, I have," Naoko said and walked out.
"Wow!" Portal Girl said. "What's it like being electrocuted?"
Naoko thought for a minute. "It tastes like......... chicken..." she said thoughtfully.
Portal Girl gave her a weird look. "And people think I am strange..." she said to herself.
"Oh! Sakura needs you to go out front and catch Riku, she promised him that *she* wouldn't catch him, so you need to," Q-Bert told Naoko.
Naoko sighed. "I can't leave her to do anything, can I?"
Q-Bert just shrugged.
"Well, oki doki then!" she cried and walked out of the registration desk. "Sakura!!! I hear you need my assistance!"
"Naoko! Great timing! Sic him!" Sakura called back and pointed to Riku.
"Hey! What gives!? You said you wouldn't catch me!" Riku protested.
"Yes, *I* wouldn't catch you, but Naoko wasn't there, so she didn't promise," Sakura replied smiling.
Riku glared at Sakura. "Do you REALLY want to do this?" he asked her.
Sakura looked from Naoko to Riku. "Yep," she said. "It's not me who is going to be beat up."
"HEY!" Naoko said. "Maybe I just WON'T capture him for you AFTER all!!"
"But, what about Sora?" Sakura asked, her eyes filling with tears.
"you're the one who wanted to catch him so much..." Naoko pointed out.
Natsumi and Hikaru wandered out. "Hi, were going to go see Finding Nemo.... Again...." she said.
"Have fun!" Naoko said.
Hikaru looked at Riku. "Isn't that the guy you were trying to catch?"
"Erm...." Sakura said.
Natsumi pounced on him. "YOURE CUTE!!" she exclaimed and hugged him.
"That's good enough for me! Riku, you are now part of the Bishie Preserve. You rights will be read to you once we are inside!" Sakura exclaimed.
Riku looked utterly confused. "Wha?"
Ca-chan and Mooie came out with handcuffs, closely followed by Inu Yasha and Knives.
"You have been leaving me here quite a bit lately..." Inu Yasha said in a rather ticked voice.
"Well.. you see... there's a reason for that..." Sakura started. "But Naoko can tell you all about that!" With that, Sakura took off running into the preserve as fast as she could to get away from Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha turned to Naoko. "Well... what's the reason?" he said rather annoyed.
"Uh... well.... um... we thought... that is would be good practice for other bishies to go with us as well! Yeah, that's it!" Naoko said and took off running after Sakura.
Inu Yasha stared after them. "I can't believe it..."
"LOOK!! ITS INU YASHA!!" A girl screamed and Inu Yasha was overwhelmed by a horde of fan girls.
"Get off me!!" Inu Yasha snarled and tried to pull himself out of the pile, but to no avail.
Back with Sakura and Naoko...
"And you have the right to refuse and fan girl, no matter what she threatens to do to you if you don't marry her," Sakura finished.
"You said I wasn't going to be caught..." Riku said.
"No, I said *I* wouldn't catch you," Sakura corrected.
"I'm always being betrayed." Riku turned his head away.
"I didn't betray you. Here, have a cup of hot chocolate," Sakura said and handed him a cup.
Riku looked at her wearily. Sakura sighed.
"Ok, how about we catch Sora and Kairi, and bring them back here and hold a huge reunion with a lot of food?" Sakura asked.
"Food... what kind of food?" Riku asked.
"Anything you want! Our new cook'll make it!" Sakura said enthusiastically.
"Well... in that case... I guess this won't be so bad. Yeah, ok. I'll do!" Riku replied.
"Great!" Sakura exclaimed.
Naoko just smiled.
"Now..." Sakura said. "If you could just tell us where they would be......"
"That's easy," Riku said.
Naoko and Sakura looked at each other, excited.
"Somewhere no one can ever get access to."
Naoko sighed and Sakura shook her head.
"Except of course, me."
Naoko looked up. "you'll tell us, won't you?"
"Of course, but only if you take me with you," was his reply.
"Inu Yasha isn't going to be happy...." Sakura said.
"Yeah, but, who cares, right?" Naoko said.
Some visiting fan girls popped in. "HEY!! THEY FINALLY CAUGHT RIKU!!" one shouted and glomped the said bishie.
They were followed by a stampede of fan girls, and the said Vash of the Stampedes (A/N oh... that sounded stupid....)
"Hey! You caught him!" he said to the two Captors.
"Well, Natsumi did, but yes," Naoko said.
Natsumi reached out and grabbed Naoko's hand. "I love you..." she said. (A/N we (Natsumi and Naoko) actually do that in real life! except its only a joke.....)
Naoko put Natsumi's hand to her cheek. "I love me too...."
Natsumi cleared her throat. "I LOVE YOOUUUU!" she sang at the top of her voice.
"I LOVE MEEEE!!" Naoko returned.
"LIKE THE SQUIRREL LOVES THE TREE!!"
"LIKE THE FISH HATES THE GRASS!!"
Sakura sweatdropped. "Oy vey...." she said. "I hope this won't happen too often."
The other fan girls stopped maiming Riku to watch the scene.
"WE LOVE HER/ME!!!! AND WE'LL /I'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER/WITH HER/MYSELF!!!" the girls howled together.
Natsumi pulled her hand back and wiped a fake tear from her eye. "Beautiful," she sniffed.
Naoko threw her hand out dramatically. "Extravagant."
Natsumi put a hand to her chest. "It was lovely."
Naoko closed her eyes. "Absolutely."
"I demand my own office."
"Impossible."
"Darn..." Natsumi said. "Are you sure there aren't any?"
"Well..." Sakura said. "There is the whole basement that is free... Its about 1600 square feet with a bathroom.... and a pool table."
"I'll take it," Natsumi walked over to Sakura and grabbed her hand. "The Madness," she said.
Hikaru looked around, spotted a random mole, and followed it.
"Eh? HIKARU-CHAN!" Natsumi hollered. "Wait for meeeeee!!!" She ran off after Hikaru.
"Sakura?" Naoko said.
"Yes?" Sakura answered.
"Why?"
Sakura sweatdropped.
Naoko shook her head in dismay. A little light bulb appeared next to Sakura's head and glowed brightly.
"Naoko, I told her about the basement because now she will be too engrossed with the bathroom and the pool table that she wont bother us about the bishies we catch," Sakura said with a smile.
Naoko raised an eyebrow at her. "Let's go... you acting smart scares me."
"HEY!" Sakura shouted. "I resent that!"
"I'm sure you do.... but then again... it's coming from me," Naoko replied.
"True... let's get going, we have a Sora to catch," Sakura said and dragged Riku and Naoko off to the computer room.
Riku sighed. "I'm always being dragged places. Why can't I walk? I have two feet," he said as he looked to Naoko.
"Get used to it my friend, you'll be dragged a lot of places," Naoko replied.
They entered the computer room and Sakura released her grasp on the two and headed straight for the computer.
".........Now, if I were Sora, where would I go?" she mumbled.
"To find Kairi!" Naoko interrupted Sakura's train of thought.
"Well then, where is Kairi?" Sakura said. "We can't track her because she isn't a bishie."
"Well... we could just track Sora then," Naoko said. "It would be easier."
"True..." Sakura said.
"Hey, can someone let me go?" Riku demanded again.
"No! Because I have a cunning plan!" Naoko cried.
"Yes?" Sakura asked. Naoko started to whisper in her ear.
Sakura's eyes widened. "Bloody brilliant, I say!" she exclaimed.
Sakura's eyes slide over and met Riku's eyes. A mischevious grin appearing on her face.
"What are you planning?" Riku asked and started to take a few steps backwards.
Sakura and Naoko took a few steps towards him and them jumped on him. They dragged him to their room where Sakura got out a lot of red and black fabric.
"There, I'm all done," Sakura said and twirled around in front of a mirror.
Riku, Naoko, and she, were all dressed as heartless, and pretty darn realistic ones too.
"Sakura-chan... you played Kingdom Hearts too long..." Naoko said.
Sakura just smiled.
"I don't want to do this again... I was already part of this, I don't want to go back," Riku said.
Sakura turned to him teary eyed. "Please Riku, you have to help me catch Sora.... I'm begging you."
Riku sweatdropped and shook his head. "Yeah, sure, fine, whatever."
Naoko looked a bit put out. "Why is it that my favorite colors are that of evil?"
Sakura looked at her friend. "Do I even NEED to answer that?"
Naoko stared back.
Sakura sighed and said, "Sometimes I worry about you..."
"No, really!! why?" Naoko said.
Riku twiddled his fingers. "You like red and black you say?" he asked her.
"No, I was saying it for fun," Naoko said sarcastically.
Riku held out his hand to Naoko. "I think we are going to get along just fine!"
Naoko stared at him. "Give me ice cream and I shall let you live."
Riku sweatdropped.
"Let's go already!" Sakura whined. "I wanna catch Sora!"
"We're coming, we're coming!" Naoko whined back, trying to imitate Sakura.
Sakura glared at Naoko.
"What? I was just being like you," Naoko replied innocently.
Sakura, Naoko, and Riku all exited the room.
"As for you plan Naoko, we should just have to sit outside for a while and Sora will just come to us, right?" Sakura asked as the walked past Portal Girl.
"Yeppers!" Naoko replied and waved to a confused looking Portal Girl.
Portal Girl shrugged and shot her bazooka. "HAVE A GOOD DAY!" she shouted after them.
Sakura looked at her watch, with was a super-duper watch that showed what time it was in every land. "We have about four hours," she said.
"Would you mind telling me where we are going?" Riku asked.
"Here," Naoko said and sat down in front of the door.
"Won't we scare off customers?" Sakura asked as she watched a couple of fan girls shriek in terror, then run away.
"Not if we put HIM in front!" Naoko said. The two girls grinned at each other, then looked at Riku.
"I'm not going to get hurt, will I?" he asked meekly.
"We can make sure you don't get TOO hurt..." Sakura said.
"Oi! Mooie! Ca-chan! we need your help!" Naoko shouted.
Mooie and Ca-chan appeared directly in front of Sakura and Naoko.
"You called?" they both said in unison.
"Yes... we need you to protect Riku here from the fan girls. We're waiting to catch Sora. Sakura says he'll be here in about 4 hours... so.. yeah," Naoko explained.
"Sakura-onne-chan!!" Hikaru called from the door to the preserve.
"What!?" Sakura called back, not even looking towards her sister.
"I heard you're going to catch Sora!" Hikaru called again.
"Well, we won't catch him with you yelling from there! He'll hear you!" Sakura shouted back.
Hikaru walked over. "Link and Apricots want to know where you went to," she said to Naoko as she walked past her.
Sakura was walking around trying to get a clear image of Sora on her watch that was half satellite. "ahh... there you are my sweet.... just a little while longer, then you'll be all mine... yes... my precccccccioussssssss."
"Ano.... Sakura-onne-chan?" Hikaru asked as she tapped Sakura's shoulder.
"Yes, Hikaru-chan?" Sakura asked turning to face her.
"I was just wondering... this guy Q-Bert keeps looking for you too. He said he had something to ask you," Hikaru informed Sakura.
"Um... well, tell him I'll be back in like 6 hours," Sakura said.
Hikaru skipped back into the preserved and waved to Portal Girl.
"Welcome back!" Portal Girl shouted as she shot off another round.
Sakura and Q-Bert sweatdropped. "How are we going to get up there?" Q-Bert asked.
Sakura didn't answer. She was busy sighting down a suction-cup arrow with a string attached to the end. "Grab hold!" she said and shot the arrow.
"That's not going to do anything..." Q-Bert said.
Sakura glared at him and grabbed at the quickly leaving sting and grabbed his hand. "So you SAYYYY!" her accusation turned into a scream as she was lifted up into the air, with Q-Bert hanging on for his dear life.
"I don't even think I should question anything anymore..." Q-Bert muttered to himself.
"NO, YOU SHOULDN'T!! NO ONE SHOULD QUESTION A BISHIE CAPTOR!!" Sakura yelled.
Q-Bert sweatdropped. They were rising into the air very quickly and with so much wind going by the hand that Sakura was using to hold onto the rope began to slip.
"Oh crap..." Sakura mumbled as she wrapped her legs around the rope and fell backwards. She was now hanging upside down and crying. "I wanna go home!!"
"Home you say... highjacker?" Riku's voice called down.
Sakura looked up at Riku with teary eyes and nodded the best she could. "Or at least back to solid ground."
Now Riku, being the kind and considerate bishie that he was landed on the ground and offered to take Sakura back to the Preserve.
"On one condition though," Riku began, "you can't catch me."
Sakura smiled mischievously. "Ok!" she agreed happily."
Riku began leading the two back to the preserve.
"Sakura.... You just agreed not to catch a bishie, you do realize that don't you?" Q-Bert questioned.
"I thought you weren't going to question what I do anymore..." Sakura said as she turned to face him.
Q-Bert sweatdropped.
"Besides, *I* can't catch him... but Naoko can," she whispered in his ear.
Riku landed outside the preserve. Unfortunately for him, it was fan girl visiting time, and his very loud landing didn't go unnoticed.
"OH MY GOD!! THEY CAUGHT RIKU!" one random girl screamed and glomped the unfortunate bishie.
"Heh heh heh..." Sakura said to herself. "If only Naoko would get out here...."
"Sorry, girls! I'm not caught!" Riku said and struggled to get out.
"Um..." Q-Bert said. "Shouldn't you get Naoko?"
"I want to keep an eye on Riku though," Sakura responded.
"I'll go get her then," Q-Bert said. He walked inside.
KABOOM! "WELCOME TO THE--- oh wait," Portal Girl said. "You're a bishie. Never mind!!" she said cheerfully and reloaded her grenade launcher.
"Um.. where's Naoko?" Q-Bert asked her.
Portal Girl stared at him. "Don't you know?" she asked.
"Um...."
"Naoko still hasn't recovered from being shot with a phaser," she said.
"Yeah, I have," Naoko said and walked out.
"Wow!" Portal Girl said. "What's it like being electrocuted?"
Naoko thought for a minute. "It tastes like......... chicken..." she said thoughtfully.
Portal Girl gave her a weird look. "And people think I am strange..." she said to herself.
"Oh! Sakura needs you to go out front and catch Riku, she promised him that *she* wouldn't catch him, so you need to," Q-Bert told Naoko.
Naoko sighed. "I can't leave her to do anything, can I?"
Q-Bert just shrugged.
"Well, oki doki then!" she cried and walked out of the registration desk. "Sakura!!! I hear you need my assistance!"
"Naoko! Great timing! Sic him!" Sakura called back and pointed to Riku.
"Hey! What gives!? You said you wouldn't catch me!" Riku protested.
"Yes, *I* wouldn't catch you, but Naoko wasn't there, so she didn't promise," Sakura replied smiling.
Riku glared at Sakura. "Do you REALLY want to do this?" he asked her.
Sakura looked from Naoko to Riku. "Yep," she said. "It's not me who is going to be beat up."
"HEY!" Naoko said. "Maybe I just WON'T capture him for you AFTER all!!"
"But, what about Sora?" Sakura asked, her eyes filling with tears.
"you're the one who wanted to catch him so much..." Naoko pointed out.
Natsumi and Hikaru wandered out. "Hi, were going to go see Finding Nemo.... Again...." she said.
"Have fun!" Naoko said.
Hikaru looked at Riku. "Isn't that the guy you were trying to catch?"
"Erm...." Sakura said.
Natsumi pounced on him. "YOURE CUTE!!" she exclaimed and hugged him.
"That's good enough for me! Riku, you are now part of the Bishie Preserve. You rights will be read to you once we are inside!" Sakura exclaimed.
Riku looked utterly confused. "Wha?"
Ca-chan and Mooie came out with handcuffs, closely followed by Inu Yasha and Knives.
"You have been leaving me here quite a bit lately..." Inu Yasha said in a rather ticked voice.
"Well.. you see... there's a reason for that..." Sakura started. "But Naoko can tell you all about that!" With that, Sakura took off running into the preserve as fast as she could to get away from Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha turned to Naoko. "Well... what's the reason?" he said rather annoyed.
"Uh... well.... um... we thought... that is would be good practice for other bishies to go with us as well! Yeah, that's it!" Naoko said and took off running after Sakura.
Inu Yasha stared after them. "I can't believe it..."
"LOOK!! ITS INU YASHA!!" A girl screamed and Inu Yasha was overwhelmed by a horde of fan girls.
"Get off me!!" Inu Yasha snarled and tried to pull himself out of the pile, but to no avail.
Back with Sakura and Naoko...
"And you have the right to refuse and fan girl, no matter what she threatens to do to you if you don't marry her," Sakura finished.
"You said I wasn't going to be caught..." Riku said.
"No, I said *I* wouldn't catch you," Sakura corrected.
"I'm always being betrayed." Riku turned his head away.
"I didn't betray you. Here, have a cup of hot chocolate," Sakura said and handed him a cup.
Riku looked at her wearily. Sakura sighed.
"Ok, how about we catch Sora and Kairi, and bring them back here and hold a huge reunion with a lot of food?" Sakura asked.
"Food... what kind of food?" Riku asked.
"Anything you want! Our new cook'll make it!" Sakura said enthusiastically.
"Well... in that case... I guess this won't be so bad. Yeah, ok. I'll do!" Riku replied.
"Great!" Sakura exclaimed.
Naoko just smiled.
"Now..." Sakura said. "If you could just tell us where they would be......"
"That's easy," Riku said.
Naoko and Sakura looked at each other, excited.
"Somewhere no one can ever get access to."
Naoko sighed and Sakura shook her head.
"Except of course, me."
Naoko looked up. "you'll tell us, won't you?"
"Of course, but only if you take me with you," was his reply.
"Inu Yasha isn't going to be happy...." Sakura said.
"Yeah, but, who cares, right?" Naoko said.
Some visiting fan girls popped in. "HEY!! THEY FINALLY CAUGHT RIKU!!" one shouted and glomped the said bishie.
They were followed by a stampede of fan girls, and the said Vash of the Stampedes (A/N oh... that sounded stupid....)
"Hey! You caught him!" he said to the two Captors.
"Well, Natsumi did, but yes," Naoko said.
Natsumi reached out and grabbed Naoko's hand. "I love you..." she said. (A/N we (Natsumi and Naoko) actually do that in real life! except its only a joke.....)
Naoko put Natsumi's hand to her cheek. "I love me too...."
Natsumi cleared her throat. "I LOVE YOOUUUU!" she sang at the top of her voice.
"I LOVE MEEEE!!" Naoko returned.
"LIKE THE SQUIRREL LOVES THE TREE!!"
"LIKE THE FISH HATES THE GRASS!!"
Sakura sweatdropped. "Oy vey...." she said. "I hope this won't happen too often."
The other fan girls stopped maiming Riku to watch the scene.
"WE LOVE HER/ME!!!! AND WE'LL /I'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER/WITH HER/MYSELF!!!" the girls howled together.
Natsumi pulled her hand back and wiped a fake tear from her eye. "Beautiful," she sniffed.
Naoko threw her hand out dramatically. "Extravagant."
Natsumi put a hand to her chest. "It was lovely."
Naoko closed her eyes. "Absolutely."
"I demand my own office."
"Impossible."
"Darn..." Natsumi said. "Are you sure there aren't any?"
"Well..." Sakura said. "There is the whole basement that is free... Its about 1600 square feet with a bathroom.... and a pool table."
"I'll take it," Natsumi walked over to Sakura and grabbed her hand. "The Madness," she said.
Hikaru looked around, spotted a random mole, and followed it.
"Eh? HIKARU-CHAN!" Natsumi hollered. "Wait for meeeeee!!!" She ran off after Hikaru.
"Sakura?" Naoko said.
"Yes?" Sakura answered.
"Why?"
Sakura sweatdropped.
Naoko shook her head in dismay. A little light bulb appeared next to Sakura's head and glowed brightly.
"Naoko, I told her about the basement because now she will be too engrossed with the bathroom and the pool table that she wont bother us about the bishies we catch," Sakura said with a smile.
Naoko raised an eyebrow at her. "Let's go... you acting smart scares me."
"HEY!" Sakura shouted. "I resent that!"
"I'm sure you do.... but then again... it's coming from me," Naoko replied.
"True... let's get going, we have a Sora to catch," Sakura said and dragged Riku and Naoko off to the computer room.
Riku sighed. "I'm always being dragged places. Why can't I walk? I have two feet," he said as he looked to Naoko.
"Get used to it my friend, you'll be dragged a lot of places," Naoko replied.
They entered the computer room and Sakura released her grasp on the two and headed straight for the computer.
".........Now, if I were Sora, where would I go?" she mumbled.
"To find Kairi!" Naoko interrupted Sakura's train of thought.
"Well then, where is Kairi?" Sakura said. "We can't track her because she isn't a bishie."
"Well... we could just track Sora then," Naoko said. "It would be easier."
"True..." Sakura said.
"Hey, can someone let me go?" Riku demanded again.
"No! Because I have a cunning plan!" Naoko cried.
"Yes?" Sakura asked. Naoko started to whisper in her ear.
Sakura's eyes widened. "Bloody brilliant, I say!" she exclaimed.
Sakura's eyes slide over and met Riku's eyes. A mischevious grin appearing on her face.
"What are you planning?" Riku asked and started to take a few steps backwards.
Sakura and Naoko took a few steps towards him and them jumped on him. They dragged him to their room where Sakura got out a lot of red and black fabric.
"There, I'm all done," Sakura said and twirled around in front of a mirror.
Riku, Naoko, and she, were all dressed as heartless, and pretty darn realistic ones too.
"Sakura-chan... you played Kingdom Hearts too long..." Naoko said.
Sakura just smiled.
"I don't want to do this again... I was already part of this, I don't want to go back," Riku said.
Sakura turned to him teary eyed. "Please Riku, you have to help me catch Sora.... I'm begging you."
Riku sweatdropped and shook his head. "Yeah, sure, fine, whatever."
Naoko looked a bit put out. "Why is it that my favorite colors are that of evil?"
Sakura looked at her friend. "Do I even NEED to answer that?"
Naoko stared back.
Sakura sighed and said, "Sometimes I worry about you..."
"No, really!! why?" Naoko said.
Riku twiddled his fingers. "You like red and black you say?" he asked her.
"No, I was saying it for fun," Naoko said sarcastically.
Riku held out his hand to Naoko. "I think we are going to get along just fine!"
Naoko stared at him. "Give me ice cream and I shall let you live."
Riku sweatdropped.
"Let's go already!" Sakura whined. "I wanna catch Sora!"
"We're coming, we're coming!" Naoko whined back, trying to imitate Sakura.
Sakura glared at Naoko.
"What? I was just being like you," Naoko replied innocently.
Sakura, Naoko, and Riku all exited the room.
"As for you plan Naoko, we should just have to sit outside for a while and Sora will just come to us, right?" Sakura asked as the walked past Portal Girl.
"Yeppers!" Naoko replied and waved to a confused looking Portal Girl.
Portal Girl shrugged and shot her bazooka. "HAVE A GOOD DAY!" she shouted after them.
Sakura looked at her watch, with was a super-duper watch that showed what time it was in every land. "We have about four hours," she said.
"Would you mind telling me where we are going?" Riku asked.
"Here," Naoko said and sat down in front of the door.
"Won't we scare off customers?" Sakura asked as she watched a couple of fan girls shriek in terror, then run away.
"Not if we put HIM in front!" Naoko said. The two girls grinned at each other, then looked at Riku.
"I'm not going to get hurt, will I?" he asked meekly.
"We can make sure you don't get TOO hurt..." Sakura said.
"Oi! Mooie! Ca-chan! we need your help!" Naoko shouted.
Mooie and Ca-chan appeared directly in front of Sakura and Naoko.
"You called?" they both said in unison.
"Yes... we need you to protect Riku here from the fan girls. We're waiting to catch Sora. Sakura says he'll be here in about 4 hours... so.. yeah," Naoko explained.
"Sakura-onne-chan!!" Hikaru called from the door to the preserve.
"What!?" Sakura called back, not even looking towards her sister.
"I heard you're going to catch Sora!" Hikaru called again.
"Well, we won't catch him with you yelling from there! He'll hear you!" Sakura shouted back.
Hikaru walked over. "Link and Apricots want to know where you went to," she said to Naoko as she walked past her.
Sakura was walking around trying to get a clear image of Sora on her watch that was half satellite. "ahh... there you are my sweet.... just a little while longer, then you'll be all mine... yes... my precccccccioussssssss."
"Ano.... Sakura-onne-chan?" Hikaru asked as she tapped Sakura's shoulder.
"Yes, Hikaru-chan?" Sakura asked turning to face her.
"I was just wondering... this guy Q-Bert keeps looking for you too. He said he had something to ask you," Hikaru informed Sakura.
"Um... well, tell him I'll be back in like 6 hours," Sakura said.
Hikaru skipped back into the preserved and waved to Portal Girl.
"Welcome back!" Portal Girl shouted as she shot off another round.
