I got in my car and drove away as fast as I could. I didn't wanna
take any chances with that giant bunny. As I drove away I could see through
my rear view mirror that the big oaf was standing outside and shaking his
fist at me. Then he hopped away and kind of disappeared.
Could this bunny man be connected to the murder? Well, all I know for now is that I have more suspects to question. Next on my list was the Fitness Made Simple Guy. So, I headed off to yet another address listed on my McDonalds napkin.
Now, this guy lived pretty far away from where I just left, and I'm glad of that because it means I'm further away from that weird bunny man. I pulled up to his house, and, I'll have to admit, it was a pretty nice house, and in a good smelling neighborhood, too.
*director's cut*(Man, what is it with this guy and smelling people's neighborhoods? I mean, is that what he does for a living or something? Smell neighborhoods? Well, I guess he might need to determine if it's a bad neighborhood to do his detective work or something. I just think it's a little strange.)
I walked up to his house and rang the doorbell. The Fitness Made Simple Guy opened his front door. Man, this guy was buff. He had HUGE muscles. I'd bet you could sit on him while he was doing pushups, and he would never know you were ever there. This guy had muscles all the way to chickety China, the Chinese chicken.
"Hey! Detective Oxi-Clean guy! Nice to see ya! Wow, I haven't seen you at the gym in years!" he exclaimed. I made up some excuse and said, "Oh, yeah. Well, I got this new gym built onto my house. Yep, it's a real miracle!" I tried to sound a little enthusiastic about it, and I don't know if he bought it at first.
"Oh, well that's good! Good for you! Oh, where are my manners? Come on in! Sit down! Would you like a protein shake?" he asked. "Oh, no, nothing for me. I just came to ask some questions," I stated. "Well, what kind of questions? Is there something wrong?" he asked, sounding a bit suspicious.
"Oh, nothing you should need to worry about. I just need to ask you some simple questions. Where were you last night at 10:00?" I blurted out. "Oh, well. I don't stay up past ten, Detective! You should know that!" he exclaimed.
*Director's Cut*(How would Detective Oxi-Clean Guy know when the Fitness Made Simple Guy goes to bed? Did they have something going on together?*Shudders*Scratch that thought. Never mind.)
"Have you heard what happened yesterday?" I asked. "Didn't that Dell pc guy get murdered or something?" he asked, unsure. "Yes, yesterday at 10:00 PM, the Dell pc guy was murdered. Now it is my case. I need to find out who murdered the Dell pc guy. Do you know anything about it?" I asked.
"Come to think of it, I thought I heard something was going on with that LUNA carpet lady, you might wanna go check at her house. Here, I'll write down the address." He said. So, with that, I said thanks, ran out to my car, and got in. I stuck the sticky note that the Fitness Made Simple Guy gave me on my dashboard, and pulled out of his driveway.
I was getting hungry, and it was about lunch time, so I decided to have some Chinese food. It would take me about a half and hour to get there, so I put on some of my favorite CD's, and headed down the long road that awaited my arrival.
Could this bunny man be connected to the murder? Well, all I know for now is that I have more suspects to question. Next on my list was the Fitness Made Simple Guy. So, I headed off to yet another address listed on my McDonalds napkin.
Now, this guy lived pretty far away from where I just left, and I'm glad of that because it means I'm further away from that weird bunny man. I pulled up to his house, and, I'll have to admit, it was a pretty nice house, and in a good smelling neighborhood, too.
*director's cut*(Man, what is it with this guy and smelling people's neighborhoods? I mean, is that what he does for a living or something? Smell neighborhoods? Well, I guess he might need to determine if it's a bad neighborhood to do his detective work or something. I just think it's a little strange.)
I walked up to his house and rang the doorbell. The Fitness Made Simple Guy opened his front door. Man, this guy was buff. He had HUGE muscles. I'd bet you could sit on him while he was doing pushups, and he would never know you were ever there. This guy had muscles all the way to chickety China, the Chinese chicken.
"Hey! Detective Oxi-Clean guy! Nice to see ya! Wow, I haven't seen you at the gym in years!" he exclaimed. I made up some excuse and said, "Oh, yeah. Well, I got this new gym built onto my house. Yep, it's a real miracle!" I tried to sound a little enthusiastic about it, and I don't know if he bought it at first.
"Oh, well that's good! Good for you! Oh, where are my manners? Come on in! Sit down! Would you like a protein shake?" he asked. "Oh, no, nothing for me. I just came to ask some questions," I stated. "Well, what kind of questions? Is there something wrong?" he asked, sounding a bit suspicious.
"Oh, nothing you should need to worry about. I just need to ask you some simple questions. Where were you last night at 10:00?" I blurted out. "Oh, well. I don't stay up past ten, Detective! You should know that!" he exclaimed.
*Director's Cut*(How would Detective Oxi-Clean Guy know when the Fitness Made Simple Guy goes to bed? Did they have something going on together?*Shudders*Scratch that thought. Never mind.)
"Have you heard what happened yesterday?" I asked. "Didn't that Dell pc guy get murdered or something?" he asked, unsure. "Yes, yesterday at 10:00 PM, the Dell pc guy was murdered. Now it is my case. I need to find out who murdered the Dell pc guy. Do you know anything about it?" I asked.
"Come to think of it, I thought I heard something was going on with that LUNA carpet lady, you might wanna go check at her house. Here, I'll write down the address." He said. So, with that, I said thanks, ran out to my car, and got in. I stuck the sticky note that the Fitness Made Simple Guy gave me on my dashboard, and pulled out of his driveway.
I was getting hungry, and it was about lunch time, so I decided to have some Chinese food. It would take me about a half and hour to get there, so I put on some of my favorite CD's, and headed down the long road that awaited my arrival.
