Jock Starts with J, So Does Jerk

by: Enchanted Kagome

Hey, I'd just like to say thanks to all my reviewers!

And:

Ayame, in Kouga Hating Mood-

Cresent Kisses-

Thanks for pointing out that I mixed up SM, and IY.

I started a SM story that other day, and uploaded the wrong thing by accident.

OH...and here's my updating plan:

I just updated this one this week...

Next week, I'm updating my SM one, called Annual Torture, Yearly War

and hopefully "Second Best"--Another IY fanfic.

Then, I'll have a go at "Rivalry and Fame"--Yet another IY, and "Lord and Lady"--yes IY once again. Hehe.

For all you Kag/Inu lovers, check out my completed fanfic:

"Love From My Soul"

~Thanks

Chapter Two—Sadistic Teachers and Cruel Classrooms

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Kagome was still fuming by the time she got to third period.

"WHO does that JERK think he is?"

Sango was still trying to come her friend down. She had pulled Kagome away just in time to avoid her friend making a headlong clash with the two most popular people in school.

"Calling ME, a 'wench'!"

"I know. I know. Calm down Kag-chan. You don't want to go to homeroom all mad, now, do you?"

"And walking in like he's the center of the universe! As if! That arrogant, idiotic—"

Sango sweat-dropped. Apparently, Kagome hadn't heard a thing she just said.

"Um…so, did you finish analyzing or schedules yet?" She tried to get Kagome's mind off 'the jerk' and finally managed to succeed.

"We have homeroom, 3rd, 6th, 8th and 10th period together," Kagome replied.

"Great! At least we have more classes together than last year," Sango replied, trying to cheer Kagome up.

"Well, that had to be the case considering we had none together last year," Kagome replied dryly.

"Right…" Sango replied, realizing her mistake. "So…which room do we go to?"

"Room 221."

"We should be near it, since this is room 219—" but Sango trailed off, as they came to an dead end.

"221 is on the other side of the school, remember? We had study hall there once, last year," Kagome said, still too caught up in her own world to register the fact that she had less than 30 seconds to make it to her homeroom.

"Kagome, we're gonna be late for homeroom," Sango said.

"WHAT!!!!!! BUT I SET MY ALARM 10 MINUTES EARLY TODAY!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?!?!?!?" Kagome madly dashed down the nearly abandoned hallways of the school, dragged a poor petrified Sango behind her. "I SWEAR! THIS IS ALL THAT JERK INU-YASHA'S FAULT! OH AM I GONNA—"

However, Kagome never got to finish her sentence, since her face plummeted to the ground. As it happens, a certain silver-haired boy (*Hint Hint*) had conveniently placed himself as the door and "accidentally" tripped the latecomers.

"What were you going to do?" Inu-Yasha asked innocently, while stepping over Kagome and getting into the class just as the bell rang. "I don't believe I caught that." Then, with a smile, Mr. Popularity slammed the homeroom door shut.

"Why you…" Kagome let out a string of very colorful curses that would've impressed Inu-Yasha himself, considering the fact he has a private dictionary especially for curse words.

She began trying the open the door, but only found that it wouldn't budge. She heard laughter erupt from inside the room, and her face instantly flamed up.

"Looks like the door has good taste! It certainly doesn't like your ugly face!" She heard Inu-Yasha's voice through the door and swore to get her revenge on the soon-to-be-dead jock.

"Wait 'til I get my hands on you!" Kagome began shouting with all her might, not noticing, in her anger, the teacher un-jamming and opening the door. "You JERK!!!"

"Um…Kag-chan…" Sango offered meekly.

It took only a moment for Kagome to open her eyes and register WHO she had just called a jerk—her homeroom teacher. Her face flushed bright red.

"S-Sorry…I…"

Her teacher excused this with a merely reply for the girl to please watch her language while on school grounds.

"Now, everyone! You may sit wherever you wish during my homeroom, provided it doesn't get too loud! I'm Ms. Kaede, and will be your homeroom teacher for this school year."

Finally, the bell signaled the end of homeroom. Kagome began shuffling out of her desk gratefully, for meeting another teacher for next period when Sango reminded her of something.

"Kag-chan, where're you going?"

"To my 1st period class, San-chan."

"But you have science here."

"WHAT? H-HERE?" Kagome was about to keel over and die at the thought of having to suffer the scrutinizing gaze of her teacher for a whole other period, especially after insulting her.

Sango gave Kagome a sympathetic smile before heading out for HER 1st period class, which happens to be Social Studies.

"Oh great! Why's Kami so against me? Why? Why? Why??????"

"Everyone, please stand at the front of the room while I announce to you your seating arrangements and table patners."

Kagome slowly registered the partners in her head.

"…Kouga Gosemaki"

"Inu-Yasha Hitashi [swoons from the girls, except Kagome] and…"

"Kagome Higurashi!"

Kagome's head jerked up.

"ME? WITH THAT J******? NEVER!!!!!!!!!!"

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