"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Naoko's voice exploded through the preserve.

She was running down the hallway with a set of paint brushes in her hands, closely followed by Sakura who was holding the paint. Not very far behind them were about six bishes who had spirals and stars and hearts and moons painted all over their faces and any other bare section of skin. The ducked behind a desk and the six bishes ran by without noticing.

"Whew... I think we lost them," Sakura sighed.

"Yeah," Naoko replied and breathed heavily.

Both girls were completely exhausted; they had been running from those bishies for close to two hours now.

"Not quite girls," a voice behind them said.

Sakura and Naoko slowly turned their heads, scared that they had in fact been captured once again. As they thought, the six bishies were standing behind them, looking completely frightening with their painted faces so close and so angry looking. Sakura sweatdropped. The first time they were caught, she had been able to get off, but this time, she wasn't so sure she could talk Sora or Q-Bert into letting her go.

"Heh... well you see..." Naoko started.

Sakura grabbed her arm and started running as fast as she could, dragging Naoko behind her.

"We're not getting caught this time!" she screamed as Naoko attempted to regain her footing.

They continued running until both girls collapsed on the ground from exhaustion.

"Can't.... run..." Naoko said between gasped for air.

Sakura gasped for air as well. Behind them, three of the six bishies rounded the corner and saw them lying there.

"This is going to be easier than we thought," one whispered to another.

The other two just laughed quietly and walked up to the girls bodies on the ground.

"Are you done running yet?" another bishie asked.

Sakura rolled to her side to look at the bishies. Her eyes were glazed with exhaustion and all she could do was grunt. The three bishies squatted down and tied Sakura and Naoko's hands and feet together and hefted them over their shoulders and headed back to the gym where the rest of the bishies were waiting.

*~*

"Welcome!" Portal Girl said and shot off her grenade launcher. Three young women screamed and ran past her into the preserve, followed by the sound of Portal Girl's cackling.

Portal Girl reloaded her launcher. "I sure wish Joey was here to share the fun with me," she sighed. She looked around at the walls, wistfully, ignoring a group of pre-teen girls tiptoeing past her. "I KNOW!" Portal Girl yelled and jumped up, frightening the girls. They ran into the preserve with a shriek. "I shall ask our Bishie Captors!" she marched into the preserve, with her grenade launcher.

*~*

"Nobody knows the troubles I've seen," Naoko was singing dismally.

"Nobody knows my sorrows," Sakura returned.

"SHUT UP!" Riku yelled. "Can't you sing something else?"

"IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!" Naoko bellowed while Sakrua started to sing random anime songs.

Portal Girl opened the door. "Have you seen Sakura or Naoko?" she asked Link, who was standing guard. Link pointed to the madrigals, who were horribly off key.

Portal Girl sweatdropped. "Well, I need them. Now." she said.

"Sorry," Sora said, walking up to Link. "They're busy," he said as Naoko started to shriek for help at the top of her lungs.

Portal Girl hefted her grenade launcher. "No, you don't understand," she said.

Sora and Link backed off.

"Oh, look!" Sakura said.

Naoko stopped screaming. "It's a bird!"

"No, it's a plane!"

"ITS STUUUUUUUUUUPOR PORTAL-GIRL!" they yelled.

Portal Girl sweatdropped again. "I need your help." she said.

"Are you running out of grenades? because Mooie could prolly help you out with that better than we could," Naoko said.

Sakura did her best to kick Naoko. "Quiet, you! she is going to save us!"

"HELP! SHE IS TRYING TO RAVAGE ME!" Naoko wailed.

"You wish," Sakura said.

"I like it when you talk dirty like that," Naoko said and raised her eyebrows at Sakura.

The two burst out laughing. Portal Girl sweatdropped. "C'mon! Before they send reinforcements!" she said and untied the two. Naoko and Sakura followed her, supporting each other and crying with laughter. Portal Girl led them into the kitchen, where Rika had set up the stove as to be some sort of a flame thrower.

"Wow!" Naoko said and made Rika explain while Portal Girl briefed Sakura.

"But, another bishie means another one added to their army!" Sakura said.

"We're smarter than them," Portal Girl said. "We don't need to worry. Especially if we have Joey."

Sakura looked wearily at Portal Girl and finally gave in.

"Ok, fine. We'll go catch Joey for you," she said.

Portal Girl started dancing around crazily whooping with joy because she was finally getting the bishie she wanted.

Sakura got up and dragged Naoko away from the explanation from Rika.

"You can continue this later. Naoko we have a bishie to catch," Sakura said and headed up the stairs to their room.

Once inside the two girls sat on their beds.

"What's our plan to catch Joey. His friends are not going to let us just take him. We may have to fight, or, we may have to catch him while he's sleeping. If we do that latter we can use this," Sakura said pulling out a small pouch of powder, "it will keep him asleep until we get back here."

Naoko stared at her friend in awe. "Where did you get that?!"

Sakura shrugged, "I made it."

"Ok, so we have a plan. What are we going to wear?" Naoko asked.

*~*

"Now that they are gone and out of the way," Portal Girl said, "I think it's time that we held a meeting."

Rika nodded. "I'll hold the fort for you," she said. "You collect everyone else."

Portal Girl nodded and hefted her grenade launcher. "Can do!" she said and left the room. She walked out of the kitchen and walked along the hallway, watching for some of the employees or for dangerous bishies.

She didn't have very far to travel before she met Ca-chan.

"Erm, Ca?" Portal Girl asked as the said Fan girl Control worker muttered to herself and scribbled complicated equations on the wall. "Its time for a company meeting."

"Just a minute," Ca-chan said. "I think i have it."

"Have what?" Portal Girl asked.

"An equation that shrinks the bishies enough so that they fit into a jar.

Portal Girl grinned. "Good work my friend." she said. "I'll go on."

She turned into the gym, which was where Hikaru and Natsumi would most likley be. The two were the only females that had not officially entered the war, therefore they could give supplies and spy on the bishies for the warring employees.

True to her suspicions, Hikaru and Natsumi were drilling Cael on how to fight.

"Now, you hold the sword like this," Hikaru was demonstrating while Natsumi was observing. "and swing like this."

Cael followed her instructions and swung the sword, almost hitting Portal Girl.

"Careful, little enemy," Portal Girl warned. "That is a direct violation of the peace in the gym," she said.

Cael sweatdropped.

Portal Girl saluted the two girls. "Rika, leader-in-command, formally requests you to join the cause," she said.

Hikaru looked to Natsumi and then back to Portal Girl.

"We will join you for the meeting, but we haven't decided if we're going to join in the war yet," Hikaru explained.

"Alright, come with me," Portal girl said.

The three walked out of the gym leaving Cael all alone with the sword looking very confused.

"OHO DO HO HO HO HO!!" Portal Girl announced as Hikaru and Natsumi were escorted into the kitchen area. "I have returned!"

"Excellent!" Rika said. She put down her spatula, from which she was flipping donuts, no doubt filled with sleep-inducing-jelly. "Is everyone here?" she looked around the room. Every female in the preserve except Ca- chan was there, put, as Portal Girl assured her, she would arrive soon.

"What's the point of this meeting?" Mooie asked. She was a bit crossed at the fact she had been torn away from petting a cow.

"I think it is time that we infiltrated the enemy base," Portal Girl said and smacked her fist onto her palm. "It's time we take out their heart."

"You mean we are going to kill them?" Lizzee1 demanded.

Portal Girl sweatdropped. "No, just.. capture their ringleader."

"Who is that?" Natsumi asked.

"Who else?" Portal Girl asked. "But-

~*~

"We have to get them somehow," Apricots said.

"But how?" Cael asked. "They have that oven!"

"There is a way," Q-Bert said.

"Yes sir?" Syaoran asked him.

Q-Bert proceeds in tell the group around of his menacing plan and small smile spread across all of the bishies faces.

~*~

"Q-Bert?!?" Hikaru exclaimed.

"Yes," Rika replied. "We have to catch Q-Bert, and quickly, before they form a plan to get us first."

~*~

"Cael." Q-Bert called.

"Yes sir?" Cael replied.

"I need you to spy on them. They don't expect you be against them. Can you do this for me?" Q-Bert asked.

"Yes, yes I can," Cael nodded.

"Great," Q-Bert said rubbing his hands together.

"Now, all we need to do is to set up some ice cream...." Apricots relished.

"Uhm... Didn't you hear?" Q-Bert asked. "Naoko and Sakura went out to try to catch another bishie."

"Curses!" Apricots said. "This ruins the whole plan!"

"My plan?" Q-Bert asked.

"That wasn't part of the plan," Syaoran reminded Apricots.

~Back with the girls...~

"AHAHAHA!" Rika said and fired the stove again.

" ^^;; Rika-chan! You will waste the gas!" Natsumi said.

"I WANNA TRY!!" Hikaru cried.

"QUIET!" Portal Girl roared and shot off her bazooka. "We need to develop a plan."

"Bob has one," Lizzee1 said.

"-_-;;; We can't hear the carrot, doctor," Portal Girl reminded the new intern.

"But, I can! And I shall TELL YOU ALL!!" Lizzee1 said.

Everyone else glanced at each other, a tad embarrassed. However, any plan was better than no plan, in most cases. So, they huddled around in a circle and listened to Lizzee1 relate Bob's plan.

~*~

"Ok, Cael! It's going to be alright!" Link encouraged the young bishie.

"But, what if they hurt me??" Cael wailed.

"You're much to young for them to try to hurt you." Link responded. "It will be ok!"

Vash jumped down from the ceiling. He had his red coat and orange sunglasses on. "Everything clear," he said and sneaked off stealthily.

Link sweatdropped. "I think that's because anyone can see you a mile away wearing what you are."

Vash peered over his sunglasses at the Hero of Time. "And what would you do?"

Link grinned. "Use my AWESOME NINJA SKILLS!" He said.

Cael and Vash stared at him.

Link was suddenly wearing a black outfit and a mask. He jumped onto the ceiling and started to crawl towards the area of the kitchen, which was just down the hall. Suddenly, the three bishies heard a shriek and a large amount of fire burst out from the doorway of the kitchen and Link was knocked to the ground.

"Some awesome ninja," Vash said.

Cael stared at Link's body on the ground in horror.

~*~

"AHHAHAHA!!!!" Lizzee1 roared with laughter.

"That was great! One toasted bishie down!" Portal Girl exclaimed.

Rika grinned with pride as she saw that her fire launcher did indeed work very well.

Hikaru and Natsumi were standing in the back of the kitchen whispering back and forth.

"I think we should join them in their fight," Natsumi said.

Hikaru nodded quickly. "Let's tell them."

The two walked over to Rika.

"Leader-in-command! We wish to join amongst your forces in this war against the bishies. Will you accept our pledge?" they both said in unison.

Rika beamed at them. "Of course I accept your pledge. Now, we need not tell the bishies that you have joined us. We can use you two to seek out new information."

Hikaru and Natsumi smiled at each other.

Portal Girl walked up to Rika. "I believe it is time to move in commander."

"All right!" Rika bellowed.

~*~

"Cael, you have to move now," Q-Bert said and gave the child a small push towards the door.

"NO! YOU SAW WHAT THEY DID TO LINK, NO WAY!!" Cael replied trying his best to go against Q-Bert's push.

"Please?" Q-Bert asked again.

"NO!!!!" Cael shouted back.

A little light bulb went off next to Q-Bert's head. "Sakura-san would be proud of you."

Cael stopped struggling to contemplate what Q-Bert said, and Q-Bert took that chance to push Cael through the door way.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Cael screamed all the way into the hall way.

"I'll be back in no time!" portal Girl was saying as she walked out of the door, and into Cael. Cael stared up at Portal Girl and Portal Girl stared back at Cael.

"Uh... Nice day today, ne?" Cael asked nervously.

"I GOT A HOSTAGE!!" Portal Girl yelled. She picked up the mini-bishie-to- be and tossed him into the kitchen.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Cael screamed again.

"Hn." Rika said as she caught Cael. "Sometimes I wonder about Portal Girl..." She put Cael down with a smile. "Don't worry," she said to him. "We won't hurt you. We aren't allowed to. Sakura-chan's orders."

Cael looked around nervously. "Where IS Sakura-san?" he asked.

"Off on a wild goose chase, I suppose," Lizzee1 said evasively. Lizzee1 then perked up. "Do you need an operation?" she asked Cael.

Cael shook his head frantically and backed up. "N-no!!" he said.

~-~

Portal Girl chuckled to herself as she slinked down the hall. 'Bet he wasn't expecting that,' she thought. She was so engrossed in her thoughts that she snuck headlong into Vash and Q-Bert, who were heading back to their hideout with a crispy Link.

"AHHH!!" Vash howled. He jumped and dropped Link's legs and whipped around to see who had bumped into him. "Cae- oh, it's you, Portal Girl," he said to the mouth of a bazooka.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Portal Girl demanded.

"What are YOU doing here," Q-Bert asked her.

"Uh... just.. Making sure no one is by our super-secret hideout," Portal Girl said.

"You mean the kitchen?" Vash asked, staring at the bazooka with a bit of trepidation.

"No, i mean the SUPER secret hideout! The one that you don't know about!" Portal Girl said.

"Ca-chan's office?" Q-Bert asked.

"NO!" Portal Girl shouted back. "You don't know about it, so you can't guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vash took a small step backwards. "Well... we'll be going now...."

Vash picked Link's legs back up and continued walking.

'Darn... they know they hideout... we'll have to move,' Portal Girl thought dismally.

She hurried back to the kitchen to announce what news she had.

"THEY KNOW WHERE OUR HIDEOUT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she bellowed as she burst through the door.

"Well, everyone does now..." Rika said as she plugged her ears.

"We have to move..." Portal Girl said more calmly.

"Move to where?" Lizzee1 asked.

Natsumi cackled quietly. "The hospital."

Hikaru turned to her friend. "You can't be serious! That's brilliant!"

Natsumi beamed proudly and dusted her knuckles on her shirt. "Heh heh."

"All right, so we move to the hospital. One by one now, and if you come across any bishies, make up a place to be going. Got it?" Rika explained.

The other girls nodded.

"Ok, let's have Hikaru go first. The bishies will at least believe you. They don't think you are insane," Rika said.

"But... I flew through a window when I came here," Hikaru reminded.

Rika looked around. "Uh... well... they won't remember that. Oh, and take Cael with you. He might try to escape."

Hikaru nodded and then took Cael's hand. "Right."

She walked down the hall a quietly as she could. But, to her dismay, Inu Yasha walked up.

"Where are you going?" he asked eyeing the hand that she had over Cael's mouth.

'...if you come across any bishies, make up a place to be going.' Rika's warning replayed in her mind. "I'm going to the gym to train Cael some more."

Inu Yasha looked at her skeptically. "All right, proceed."

Hikaru saluted and marched on, in the direction of the gym, which, unfortunately, was opposite of the direction in which she wanted to go. 'Looks like I will just have to climb over the roof,' She thought.

~-~

"Well, I'm going to try again," Portal Girl said. "We have to capture Q- Bert and torture him for information."

"TORTURE?!" Natsumi cried.

"Let me do it!" Lizzee1 said.

"No!" Rika said. "That's inhumane. We'll just tickle him until he gives us the answers."

"But, that's technically torture," Portal Girl pointed out.

The others were silent.

"I'm off!" Portal Girl walked out again, and this time, didn't run into anyone. She paused. 'I don't know where the hideout is,' she thought. 'Hm. Better capture a random bishie to make sure.'

By pure luck, Syaoran meandered from around the corner. Portal Girl lifted her bazooka. "Show me where your hideout is and you shall live." She commanded.

Syaoran stared at her. "Why?" he asked.

"I'M THE ONE ASKING QUESTIONS HERE!!" Portal Girl shrieked dangerously.

Syaoran cowered. "Fine!!" he said. "Just don't kill me!!"

"I can't guarantee that," Portal Girl said airily and glanced at her fingernails, checking to make sure that they were still black as night.

Syaoran sighed. "Follow me," he said.

Portal Girl paused a minute. 'This is too easy,' she thought. After reminding herself that SHE was the one that had the weapon of mass destruction, however, she followed Syaoran.