"Asylumized Rex"
by Orangey Addict

---Rex's POV.---

Okay. So I did go on this search voluntarily. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO GO THROUGH INSANITY TWICE.

Once, maybe. But twice, nooo, no.

...that's what you get when you're created by some demented author. But I do give him much thanks for my cuteness.

But honestly. I'm a simple fox who is way too curious for his own good. And also very stupid. Curiosity + stupidity = I'm gonna see you in a graveyard within 3.5151810567683 seconds. And I seriously believed I would end up in a graveyard when I first entered insanity. ...I actually thought I was in one the second time.

Everything was all... black. And charred. And... freakay.

Is that a word? The dictionary tells me no... well, you gotta trust the dictionary's view on things, ne? Because it's wiser than you. Very much so.

But anyway. Back to insanity.

I do believe this place I had stumbled upon was called Delirium... I wonder how much vacationing packages are.

It was terrifying. There were all these creatures there... unimaginable creatures, creatures you find in your nightmares. And I was just a little fox, amidst all of that. You pity me now, don't you? Feel the EMPATHY. The SYMPATHY. The CHEESE.

...you see? It's scarred me for life. I'll never escape it. Only a miracle-working therapist could get me out of this one!

Um. If you ARE a miracle-working therapist, please. Contact me through my author. Michel Gagne, don'tcha know.

Please excuse me, the spikes are after me again... I bid you farewell. Woof.

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This is what happens when you are immensely bored at one AM, and you have nothing better to do than write an really idiotic story for FF.net.

But I have much reason to believe that this is the very first A Search for Meaning: The Story of Rex fic on FF.net, or ANYWHERE for that matter. It's not all that uncommon of a book, in itself, but as a topic to write a fanfiction piece on, it's very rare. Rex is just the most adorable thing ever.
If you're wondering about the title, it's my second, mostly unused AOL screen name. xD I was very bored when I made it.

Anyway, if you want to read about this little fox for yourself, go to www.gagneint.com, and look under the books section. There are two super-cute sketches that Gagne-san did of Rex in the gallery, as well, if you wish to look. I recommend it greatly. ^^