I will respond to one Review....   Jetliger14:   Read my profile.  I do not, nor will I EVER write yaoi.  And you know what, a story does not need that to "start to resemble a fan fiction."  I do not need to prove anything to you, this is my own attempt at insanity, and I will not lower myself to the level of yaoi writing to do it.  If you can't handle that, then do not read it.  I can't control you.  But don't complain about my story not being yaoi.  I don't go telling yaoi authors to write non-yaoi fics.  I would expect the same measure of respect from you.  

     And to everyone else, just because Pierce glaymored them in dresses... doesn't mean they're gay.  They are not.  Kurama's dress isn't THAT short... sheesh... there are KIDS on FF.net... no need to give them IDEAS in their heads, that's not what their heads are for!  They're for INSANITY!!.. And bowling balls.. Did I type that?  heehee... anyways...

     A beginning note:  The Chihuahua and El Gwapo translations:   "..y besa mi pollo" means, "and kiss my chicken."  Hence, the chicken that was being kissed...  We all know "Yo quiero Taco Bell!" means, "I want Taco Bell"... 'mano' was El Gwapo's Spanish-accenty version of 'man', or something, though he originally said, "main", but that's just SouloftheSavior's spelling... so is Gwapo, as those who know spanish know the word is spelled... "GUAPO".  Go read his insane IM conversation, really!  It's on the net, after all... I think it's www.tonybullard.com , but I could be wrong...  "malo pollo"  means, literally, bad chicken, or evil chicken.  'guapo' means handsome, so 'El Gwapo' (when spelled RIGHT) means, the handsome.  or, the handsome man... 'hast la taco'.... INTENTIONALLY horrible grammar.  that one's a long story, it's sort of maybe kinda able to translate as, 'see you at the taco'.... but not quite.  I think that was it....

     Oh, and a note on glaymore... it's a thing that Fae/Fey/Fairies have.  It's a kind of magic that can change the appearance of an object or person, though not changing the actual thing.  If you are still confused, email Pierce, or look it up on the net, there's LOTS of sites.

     Disclaimer:  I don't own the magnificently awesome radiant etc Yu Yu Hakusho or its lovely characters, Yoshihiro Togashi does. *bows at creator's feet in praise*  Ahem... I STILL don't own the Afflack duck, or El Gwapo, or Taco Bell and its little doggie too... or, either, I think.   I do not own the COB.  Adult swim does... well, technically not, as it just means, "Cable Operator's Break" but they said it, so I don't claim it.  I don't own Ben Affleck either... don't ask.. yet.  Nor do I own Monty Python.  I just quote it...a lot... or a little... or never... we'll see!  I also forgot to say I don't own, "Tomorrow" or something from "Annie" or something... yeah, I don't.

     Oh yeah, I don't own Pierce.  She owns herself.  So she thinks... I really think Hiei owns her, but that's an entirely different point... and a whole 'nother story... which I may even write... Tell me if you want to hear it! 

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     And here are the poll results for whether or not I should continue this fic!  These results are based entirely on the votes I found in reviews.  Well, the reviews submitted by the voices in my head anyway...  Too bad they don't have access to computers, otherwise I'd have a nice number of reviews right about now, eh?  What's that, Head Voice #1?  I DO have a nice number of reviews?  *goes to look*  So I do!  How about that!

     Well, here they are:

                56%:     YES

                30%      NO

                14%     WE LIKE CHEESE

     Uhm... that was NOT an option, 14%!  I don't know what's up with the head voices these days, they just don't behave like they used to!  Oh well, most said yes, so here goes!  Onward, MARCH!  The ants go marching to the Loo, hurrah... (Oh come on, I don't own that EITHER!)  JELL-OOOO!!!

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     It begins... again... uhm, can it really begin, again?  That's a second beginning... that means there's more than one, and it's really only a continuation, right?  Yes.  Good.  We thought so.  Glad we're on the same page.

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     *as the reader returns from last night's episode, Draith is once again sitting with a circle of now familiar looking sheep-type-things....*

     Draith:  Excellent, EXCELLENT!  I have trained you well, Sam, Sam, and 198 more Sams!!!  You have kept countless readers awake this night, and you shall be rewarded!!  *hands out treats to all the pretty white sheepses that surround her once again in the room*

     *the sheepses collectively baa*

     Draith:  Watch, my cottony minions, as I dole out another dose of night-terror worthy insanity!  Wee!! Look at me, I'm FLYING!! 

     *the sheep watch in awe, as Draith continues to sit on the floor... decidedly NOT flying*

     Draith:   *finally notices the returned readers - you, remember? - watching her*  HEY!!  No! You're reading again!  How DARE you!  I was just finishing my efforts with my special flock, and now you interrupt me?!  *curses at the readers in Elvish*  Feh!

     *the sheepses collectively baa*

     Draith:  Run, sheepses!  Go disrupt more peoples's precious sleep!  They don't deserve rest, they need to count mismatched sheepses!  Go, my fine wooly fiends!  Make a random chaotic mess of yourselves, and make sure no one ever sleeps again!!!

     *the sheepses collectively baa, and scramble, and stampede towards the darkened doorway, while Draith jumps into the swirly portal of light and such things*

     Draith:  You'll still never catch meeeee!!!

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     Again, the reader is placed in a position to see and hear, and possible smell the action... we're still unsure about that last one, folks.  I mean, hey, we haven't come across any distinct... smells... yet... Anyways.  Now, everyone remember where we parked?  Good.

     Kurama and Draith were last seen singing a deranged version of little orphan Annie's classic, "Tomorrow"...  They're done now, honest.  You can take out the earplugs, they weren't THAT bad!

     Hiei was doing stunts... until he hurt his hand.  Which he finally did.  He's in pain.  But he's not saying anything.  That's Hiei for you.  He better not stain that dress with blood, by the Bob, it's a rental!

     Oh, and Pierce had flown off.  Yes, flown.  As a tiny little fairie.  She can do that.  We don't think it's fair either.  She goes to hide, as even though she's insane as the day is purple, she can't take the craziness one more minute.  While there… she starts sipping on some LiveWire… which can have an odd effect on non-humans…

     Hiei sits down, to re-wrap the bandages around his arm so that he can cover the cut.  "Kuso author... making me do cartwheels...  Hn."  He finishes his work... looking a bit pouty.  He looks over at Kurama and Draith, who are now just talking.  He smirks evilly, and removes the cloth that sits over his Jagan, preparing to make them hit themselves or each other through his mind control.

     But just as he was about to do so, he is tackled side-ways by a crazy-eyed looking Fae, who proceeds to glomp him, excitedly.  "HIEI!"  Pierce yells as she latches onto him tightly. 

     "Get OFF me, baka onna!" Hiei growls, trying hard just to breathe, let alone pry the now crazy fan-girl-ish Pierce off of him.  This looks REALLY odd due to the prom dress...

     Suddenly the duck comes back... minus all of its feathers.  "Afflack!" it yells. 

     Draith looks over at the duck, grinning, and runs over closer to it so she can talk to it.  Kurama, on an imaginary author-made tether to Draith, is forced to follow. 

     "Affleck!"

     Draith listens.  "What's that duckie?"

     "Affleck!" the duck repeats.

     Pierce still won't let Hiei go.

     Draith shakes her head.  "Duckie, you s'posed to say 'Afflack'!"

     The duck stops.  It turns to Draith.  It points to the limo following him.  "AFFLECK!"

     Draith looks behind the duck at the limo, and Ben Affleck rolls down the window of the car's back seat.  He calls out, "Hey, Duckboy... MOVE!!!"

     Pierce is still clutching the suffocating fire demon.

     Ben watches Pierce.  A weird look crosses his face.  He yells something to his limo driver, and the driver turns the limo around, quick-fast, like a bunny on speed, and off they go. 

     Pierce is oblivious to all goings on around her, as she happily glomps Hiei, whose face is getting redder by the minute.  "C-can't breathe...." Hiei chokes out.  He gasps.  He wheezes.

     The duck, confused now, goes over to Piece, and, amazingly as ducks should not be able to do this, glomps her.  "Quack!"

     Kurama and Draith watch this all in amusement.

     Pierce looks up mid-glomp in surprise.  The duck backs off, in fear of Pierce's reaction.  Pierce gets a logical thought, and realizes she probably should not be hugging a guy THIS tight... and lets go.   She backs away, blushing profusely.  She looks gratefully at the duck.

     "Quack!"

     Pierce stutters out an apology.  "G..Gomen Hiei-sama."

     Hiei draws his pretty katana and looks quite ummm for lack of a better word.... IRKED.

     Pierce decides NOT to glomp the most easily annoyed of her favorite bishis next time and backs away slowly the stand by Draith.  "Hey Draith.... that NEVER happened," she says.

     Draith looks at scenario before her.  She pats the duck on the head.  Draith looks at El Gwapo limping in the distance.

     The duck says, "Quack!"

     Hiei looks about to dispose of our unlikely heroes ...or authors as we like the call them... and the duck, who is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

     The duck senses this conflict.  He respectively bows, and runs of saying, "Affleck!!"

     Hiei fumes and sheathes his pretty katana.

     Pierce immediately feels guilty, and reverses the glaymore, which places the poor boys back in the regular, boy-looking clothing that they HAD been wearing before.

     Draith and Kurama are unsettled and a bit disturbed by Pierce's actions.

     Pierce coughs into her hand, and shuffles her feet.  "Well... LOOK at him... he just screams GLOMP me!"

     Draith, having not heard Hiei say such things, looks confused.  As does Kurama, who is simply watching the duck, too afraid to look at anything else, at the moment.

     "Well... fine, it's not MY fault you creators make you do darn kawaii!"

     Draith gets worried and starts backing away slowly, towards the nearby shrubbery.  Shrubbery?  Oh well, author powers in an author-controlled room really have their way, don't they? 

      Suddenly, however, the shrubbery that was to be her savior is taken by men in old English armor.  They exclaim that the have fulfilled the "Knights'" request.  They then scurry off.

      Pierce looks bewildered and grateful for the distractions from her wierd actions.  Hiei looks wide-eyed, hardly daring to believe he just saw what he just saw... as he did see it.  Honest... he's not blind, the boy HAS three eyes!   Draith looks back, confused that she now has nowhere to run. 

      Kurama looks back finally.  He sees them all looking oddly.  "What's going on?"

     Pierce stares at Kurama for several seconds...and promptly glomps him.

     Draith watches in detached amusement.  That is, until Pierce does not let go very quickly, and the tall bishi collapses to the ground in a crumpled heap.

     Draith quickly dives to his side, and, tilting his head back, listens for air.  "He's not breathing!"  She quickly bends down, and applies CPR... or, well, more like kisses him, really, I mean, aren't you supposed to use your FINGERS for a throat sweep?  Hn...

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Pierce:  Stop the music!  Hold the presses!!  Baka!  You can't say that word, this is PG for Bob's sake!!  I don't know WHAT you are thinking, halfling...

Draith:  What?  You're insane, you know that?  You can say kiss in PG!!

Pierce:  Oh, NOW you've done it!  No you CAN'T!!  You have to use an alternative word, so the kiddies in the audience *she waves to the invisible kids*  don't know what we're talking about, and we don't get SUED for having material that's above their age-level! 

Draith:  Oh... uhm... how about "spar"?  Does that work?  I mean, a good kiss is sort of like sparring, what with-

Pierce:  *yells*  DRAITH!!!  Stop describing it!!  Just use the baka word!!!  *hangs head in hands*

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     And so Draith "spars" with Kurama... who at some point comes back to the living, or, breathing world, as he wasn't really choking to begin with, he had merely fainted.  Convenient, yes?  We thought so.  Who's we, you ask?  We don't know...

     Pierce sighs in disgust.

     Hiei sees the two.  He groans.  "Oh great..." He notices that they don't stop... and now are just sparring for the sake of sparring.  "If they're going to mak-  er, ki-, er, SPAR," he growls as he realizes that he is being censored by the authors, "Damn authors... If they're going to just do THAT, I need reinforcements..." Being a misbehaving, rebellious little fire youkai, Hiei walks over to one of the walls.  He searches for a panel.  Somewhere....Ah!  He smirks as he finds what he was looking for. 

     Pierce yells at him.  "Hiei, don't even try it!"  But before she could even finish her sentence, Hiei smirked again, and pressed the panel down, which then glowed with an eerie blue glow... a bit like the nozzle of a fire extinguisher, when you push it into a massive can of peanut butter... not that we'd know or anything.  Just… if you do… don't, under any circumstances--

     The panel stops glowing, and all is still silent, with nothing else happening.  Hiei swears.  "It didn't work.  Halfling, your room is defective!"  He looks over at Draith, who didn't hear him, as she and Kurama are still "sparring"...  "Ugh."

     "It's not defective, just delayed!" said an ethereal voice from somewhere in the ceiling area of the room.  Pierce and Hiei look up, trying to see where the voice came from.  But, instead of the good reinforcements Hiei had been hoping for, a girl floated down from the ceiling on a wooden oar, giggling. 

     "What?  BOTAN?  What in the hells are you doing here?" Hiei scowls up at the ferry girl.  "I was expecting Yuusuke..."

     Botan giggles again, and reaches the floor, hopping off the oar and putting it away.  "Well I don't know about Yuusuke, but I felt the strangest urge to visit this place just now...."

     Hiei sighed.  At least maybe this would get the fox away from that insane author... But Hiei's hopes were dashed... dashed like so many oysters washed up against a floating space ship in the middle of the sea.  For Botan looked over at Kurama, and didn't seem phased by his "sparring" with Draith.  She even giggled...  "Hn... Why aren't you mad at that?"

     Pierce looked at Botan, then the other two.  "Yeah, why not?  I mean, I thought you two were going out or something..."

     "Oh, no... We were, but we've been broken up for a while.  I mean, he's been dating Yukina since..." she stopped suddenly, clamping a hand over her mouth.

     Hiei stared at her.  Silently.  Well, until he spoke.  Which would be NOW by the way.  Here it is... "WHAT!?"

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Draith:  *looks up from the sheepses*  Oops, I'm sorry, did I leave off on a cliffhanger?  *laughs maniacally*  These sheepses will soon finish their work... MWA HAHA!!  And I shall rule the night, I shall!!! No one will sleep! They will be up reading my fic!! 

*the sheepses collectively baa*

Draith:  Yes, I suppose they already ARE reading it, yes?  Ha, mission one accomplished, Sam!  and Sam... and Sam,.... and little fluffy Sam, and little plump Sam, and... *she continues to name all 200 Sams, using a different adjective for each one... even though they all look exactly alike, being clones*  Mwa ha ha *cough* ha!  heh... 

Next chapter,  Botan's in trouble... slashy-slashy... the promised Bar scene... sorry Pierce....and.. MORE

INSANITY!  * gets yelled at *  Ok, ok, geez!  I don't own "LiveWire" either!  Sheesh….

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Alright... that's it you guys!!!  Sorry I didn't get to the Fae Ale... I WILL, honest!!  Tell me if this was even worthy of FF, or the last chappy you all liked...  did I keep you up again?  o.O  REVIEW!!

Oh, and one lucky winner, who can answer THIS question, gets to, uhm... claim a random prize from me!  Mwa haha!!  Here's the question:

What is Kurama's Mother's name?

There you go.... first person to answer, gets my random prize!!

-Draith