Chapter 3: Useless Chapter (filler)
Rowan- ....so, what are you?
DDR- Why, you don't know? I'm a video game! =D
Cye- But what kind? Is it musical?
DDR- YES! I'm a very conceptually simple game-
Kento- Don't use big words.
DDR- *sweatdrops* Okay...I'm a very simple game. My platorms have four arrows: up, down, left, right. You step on these when these *displays demo on screen with arrows slow coming up on the screen* when they reach the top.
Mirra- So when it gets up there, step on the arrow?
DDR- Yeah, like this. *lights up platorm in a sequence of arrows*
Rowan- OH MY GOD THEY LIGHT UP! *realizes everyone is staring at him* Uh- huh. Okay, what's the bar for?
DDR- ....you know, I'm not quite sure. It's supposed to be for safety, but people use it to rape with.
EVERYONE- O_O
DDR- Er, no, no. Humans call it 'bar raping' ; it means they use it exessively more than they have to. I don't like it. It's there to keep people from falling backwards and bust their soft heads.
Ryo- *seems to be amazed with his dog ears* Yeah, what about the music and stuff?
DDR- AH! That's the beauty of myself! I have over 200 songs in my list. *displays song list, starting with Graduation ~Each Tomorrow~)
Mirra- That's a pretty song. ^^ Sage- What are those numbers and stuff for?
DDR- Ah, glad you asked, Sagey boy. *gets stern look from Sage* Eheh, anyway, the number listed above the song is the bpm, or beats per minute. The higher it is, the faster it is and the lower is slower, like... this song is 125 bpm. That's average speed. *switches to bpm mode, and stops on Sakura.)
Sage- Heyyyy. Why are the numbers red and changing?
DDR- Some songs have acceleration and slowdowns, even pauses. For instance, this song has a max of 320 beats, but it's slowest at 21. The rating of this song is 5 feet. That's medium average. The feet signifies the difficulty of the song in whole; 1 being easiest and a flashing 10 is hardest. It changes with the difficulty and song. This is in Light mode, after Beginner and before Standard. There are 6 modes: Beginner, Light, Standard, Heavy, Oni, and Nonstop, and 3 modes of play: Versus, Single, and Doubles. Doubles you use both of my platforms, Single you use one and Versus, you go against somebody else. What else is there....ah! The Grading system. The highest grade you can achieve is a triple A and the lowest is a E. It's not important if you ask me...oh and the little chart thingie. Air is the number of jumps in a song, Voltage is peak density of steps, Stream is overall density of the steps, Freeze is the number of steps you hold for a period of time......
*15 minutes later, everyone is about to fall asleep*
DDR- ....and the most important thing is to have fun. Is everyone clear with that?
Everyone- *monotone* Yes....
DDR- ALRIGHT! LET'S DANCE!
End of Chapter 3
(Yes, I know it's alittle misplaced right now, but I PROMISE to get it going and more band. )
Rowan- ....so, what are you?
DDR- Why, you don't know? I'm a video game! =D
Cye- But what kind? Is it musical?
DDR- YES! I'm a very conceptually simple game-
Kento- Don't use big words.
DDR- *sweatdrops* Okay...I'm a very simple game. My platorms have four arrows: up, down, left, right. You step on these when these *displays demo on screen with arrows slow coming up on the screen* when they reach the top.
Mirra- So when it gets up there, step on the arrow?
DDR- Yeah, like this. *lights up platorm in a sequence of arrows*
Rowan- OH MY GOD THEY LIGHT UP! *realizes everyone is staring at him* Uh- huh. Okay, what's the bar for?
DDR- ....you know, I'm not quite sure. It's supposed to be for safety, but people use it to rape with.
EVERYONE- O_O
DDR- Er, no, no. Humans call it 'bar raping' ; it means they use it exessively more than they have to. I don't like it. It's there to keep people from falling backwards and bust their soft heads.
Ryo- *seems to be amazed with his dog ears* Yeah, what about the music and stuff?
DDR- AH! That's the beauty of myself! I have over 200 songs in my list. *displays song list, starting with Graduation ~Each Tomorrow~)
Mirra- That's a pretty song. ^^ Sage- What are those numbers and stuff for?
DDR- Ah, glad you asked, Sagey boy. *gets stern look from Sage* Eheh, anyway, the number listed above the song is the bpm, or beats per minute. The higher it is, the faster it is and the lower is slower, like... this song is 125 bpm. That's average speed. *switches to bpm mode, and stops on Sakura.)
Sage- Heyyyy. Why are the numbers red and changing?
DDR- Some songs have acceleration and slowdowns, even pauses. For instance, this song has a max of 320 beats, but it's slowest at 21. The rating of this song is 5 feet. That's medium average. The feet signifies the difficulty of the song in whole; 1 being easiest and a flashing 10 is hardest. It changes with the difficulty and song. This is in Light mode, after Beginner and before Standard. There are 6 modes: Beginner, Light, Standard, Heavy, Oni, and Nonstop, and 3 modes of play: Versus, Single, and Doubles. Doubles you use both of my platforms, Single you use one and Versus, you go against somebody else. What else is there....ah! The Grading system. The highest grade you can achieve is a triple A and the lowest is a E. It's not important if you ask me...oh and the little chart thingie. Air is the number of jumps in a song, Voltage is peak density of steps, Stream is overall density of the steps, Freeze is the number of steps you hold for a period of time......
*15 minutes later, everyone is about to fall asleep*
DDR- ....and the most important thing is to have fun. Is everyone clear with that?
Everyone- *monotone* Yes....
DDR- ALRIGHT! LET'S DANCE!
End of Chapter 3
(Yes, I know it's alittle misplaced right now, but I PROMISE to get it going and more band. )
