Hawkeye's search for the perfect good man

Alphonse Eleric: Suit of Armor, Winry would kill me, sweet, loves animals, cat person.

Edward Eleric: to angsty and driven, not looking for a stable relationship, devoted, dedicated

Roy Mustang: useless, directly over me, miniskirts, flirt, no time for real relationship full attention is on goal,

Havoc: smokes, wants to try dog stir fry, miniskirts, pathetic, devoted,

Alex Louis Armstrong: sparkles, caring, family tradition, likes children

"Darn it I had hoped that if I made out the list of the available men that I know I would get a better choice than Armstrong. It's been entirely too long since I've been in a serious relationship if Armstrong is looking good. At least if I do date Armstrong he understands that my duty to Mustang is very important to me, unlike that last creep I dated. I can't believed he complained about the amount of time I spent doing stuff for Mustang, just because I to leave our anniversary dinner early because a case came up that I had to help Mustang deal with. It's not like it was that important, he just had a question to ask me... wait a min. what if he was going to propose? I guess he did have a reason to be a bit put off, but to then go and spread rumors that I was dating the Fuher's secretary for revenge was a bit much. How shall I approach Armstrong though,, I don't want to come on too strong." While Hawkeye was deciding on how to approach Armstrong, Roy and Havoc were having a similar conversation.

"Mustang if we ever want to see miniskirts on all females in the military we need to find some way to keep Hawkeye occupied so that she doesn't notice the paperwork going through. Hmm, any ideas?" Havoc asked Mustang as they sat at the local watering hole, the Cat's Meow, well on their way to being slightly tipsy.

"Well we could hook her up with someone, I'm sure between the two of us we can come up with a guy for her. We have to make sure though that the guy won't mind all the work that she does for me. Her last relationship was five years ago and it broke up because we had a case come up the day the guy was going to propose to her." Roy confided to Havoc over their new drink.

"So we need to find guys that can handle her being gone at odd times and leaving suddenly when a mission comes up. He also needs to be someone new approve of. Hmmm." After a few minutes they came up with a list of names written on a napkin of who they knew that might work out as boyfriends for Hawkeye.

Roy started by stating the name of the guy and then he and Havoc went over how appropriate for Hawkeye. "Ed, no he's a shrimp. Al, Winry would kill Hawkeye. Great, our last choice is Armstrong, it would mean lots of sparkles but at least he would understand if Hawkeye had to leave for a mission and he would treat her right as a woman. Right then, we start setting up Hawkeye with Armstrong." They concurred and got themselves another drink to celebrate their new plan.

The next day in Roy's office:

"Armstrong we have an important mission for you. You are to woo Hawkeye and keep her happy and occupied." Roy told him. "This is a very important mission that we are intrusting to you and you better take good care of her or we will boil you alive and make you into stir fry."