Disclaimer- I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of the characters related to him.
Intro, by Inu
How can a simple life change the life of millions? I know how, and I know that life. That life was my ex-girlfriend's life. Her name was Kikyo. She was a horrible person at first...then she completely changes into what I thought was impossible to change to. She had a wicked soul. She was friggin possessed, to be perfectly honest. I wanted to get a grip on her neck and shake her until her inner soul died and I could see the inner beauty that was supposed to be in her, by the different things her parents told me. She was all screwed up at first, like I told you, and some say that, when she died, she still was sort of screwy, but I knew she had changed. It's like one of those unrealistic but realistic shows on MTV that you watch at 'The Ten Spot', like The Real World. The girl is all screwed and then, all of a sudden, she totally changes and learns a valuable lesson. Me watching T.V. may seem strange, but I'm modern! Anywho, you gotta read to find out what happened to her. Go on! Read! P.S.- These are all e-mails and letters Kikyo sent to some of her friends, like Sesshomarou, and some of her enemies, like my present girlfriend, Kagome. He He!
Sessho:
Today was the worst day ever! I'm gonna start from the fu**ing beginning (Inu- Can I write the bad words too? I don't know). Well, you know Kagome right? The bimbo. Well, today she told me that I looked like a piece of Mr. Kurinashu's ass. I literally dug my fist in between her eyes and I got detention for two weeks. I gotta sleep my ass off on a chair and do my homework, but I always bring my gothic notebook with me. It helps me relax and think of what part of my arm I'm gonna cut today. My wrist is all bruised, so I decided to cut my fingers now. Plz reply, Kik.
Kikyo:
I told you already to stop cutting yourself! Wats da matter wit you woman? One day, you're gonna throw yourself outta building and what am I gonna do? I have no ther friends to screw around with. Stop the bullsh** and get on to our business. Party this Saturday. I told you we need the beverages and the dough. We can't get a good bed if we ain't got the green. Sess.
Sess:
I told you you had to pay the comfort this time. I ain't in if you don't pay for the bed. Kik.
Kikyo:
Fine, I'll pay for he fu**ing bed and you pay for the beverages. I ain't having u-know-wut if it ain't a comfortable bed though. I want to make it easy and smooth. Sess.
Kikyo:
You hentai! Wait...who said that I was gonna do it wit you? I have plans with Fak and Lil. You know that they dig me and their hotter than u. Kik.
Sess:
Hun, I NEVER said I was gonna do it wit u. And, who said u were ever hott? Those bastards dig u cause their nuts, just like u. Sess.
Kikyo:
Fine, u gay bastard. Fine. If we going on our separate ways, u pay ur stuff and I pay mine, and if we can't get it good, we pay together. Deal? Kik.
Sess:
Deal. This party is gonna be great, and, by the way. Cut my name on your shoulder so that u remember wut u missed on the party. He, He! Sess.
Kikyo:
I ain't cutting ur name on my shoulder. U aint worth it! See ya hun! Kik.
Inu- That was just in e-mails. Check out wut she wrote in MSN.
Gothic lovers will prevail (Kik)- Yo wass up ma man!
I love death and gothics (Sess)- nothing really.
Kik- We really screwed yesterday man!
Sess- Definitely. U looked hott.
Kik- Black clothing, boobs showin. It's all part of sexiness.
Sess- I bet it is. Hey, wat happened to Lil. He said he was looking for u all night, but he couldn't find u.
Kik- Yea. I know. I was too busy in a bed wit Fak. Man, that was sweet. We did everything.
Sess- Everything? Even more than wut I had done to u? Kik- sorry to dissapoint u, but, yea. We did. I was right. That guy's hott in EVERY way. Hott physically, hott in the bed... That guy's a good one- nighter.
Sess- u like him?
Kik- Why? My baby's getting jealous!
Sess- not if u don't like it...
Kik- I like it.
Sess- Then I am jealous.
Kik- That's a good boy. U know I love the way u do it, but I needed a little spicing up.
Sess- I know. I understand, but, am I still your favorite?
Kik- yea babe. U are.
Sess- Not that I care so much anymore...
Kik- who's the other woman?
Sess- Ummm...
Kik- WHO?
Sess- umm...Kag...
Kik- WHAT??? That goody two shoes...
Sess- she got totally drunk! Inu-Yasha was there too u know. Why didn't u screw him?
Kik- he was with kag at first. I wasn't gonna lose my time giving her the normal 'GLARE'.
Sess- whatever. You don't have to do it all the time.
Kik- It's a tradition.
Sess- gotta go.
Kik- Why? She callin u?
Sess- ur a mind reader.
Kik- And ur a bitch.
Sess- Iluv u too. See ya babe.
Kik- whatever.
Inu- Tune in for the next chapter. It gets worse and worse...it's spicy... R&R! No flaming!
Intro, by Inu
How can a simple life change the life of millions? I know how, and I know that life. That life was my ex-girlfriend's life. Her name was Kikyo. She was a horrible person at first...then she completely changes into what I thought was impossible to change to. She had a wicked soul. She was friggin possessed, to be perfectly honest. I wanted to get a grip on her neck and shake her until her inner soul died and I could see the inner beauty that was supposed to be in her, by the different things her parents told me. She was all screwed up at first, like I told you, and some say that, when she died, she still was sort of screwy, but I knew she had changed. It's like one of those unrealistic but realistic shows on MTV that you watch at 'The Ten Spot', like The Real World. The girl is all screwed and then, all of a sudden, she totally changes and learns a valuable lesson. Me watching T.V. may seem strange, but I'm modern! Anywho, you gotta read to find out what happened to her. Go on! Read! P.S.- These are all e-mails and letters Kikyo sent to some of her friends, like Sesshomarou, and some of her enemies, like my present girlfriend, Kagome. He He!
Sessho:
Today was the worst day ever! I'm gonna start from the fu**ing beginning (Inu- Can I write the bad words too? I don't know). Well, you know Kagome right? The bimbo. Well, today she told me that I looked like a piece of Mr. Kurinashu's ass. I literally dug my fist in between her eyes and I got detention for two weeks. I gotta sleep my ass off on a chair and do my homework, but I always bring my gothic notebook with me. It helps me relax and think of what part of my arm I'm gonna cut today. My wrist is all bruised, so I decided to cut my fingers now. Plz reply, Kik.
Kikyo:
I told you already to stop cutting yourself! Wats da matter wit you woman? One day, you're gonna throw yourself outta building and what am I gonna do? I have no ther friends to screw around with. Stop the bullsh** and get on to our business. Party this Saturday. I told you we need the beverages and the dough. We can't get a good bed if we ain't got the green. Sess.
Sess:
I told you you had to pay the comfort this time. I ain't in if you don't pay for the bed. Kik.
Kikyo:
Fine, I'll pay for he fu**ing bed and you pay for the beverages. I ain't having u-know-wut if it ain't a comfortable bed though. I want to make it easy and smooth. Sess.
Kikyo:
You hentai! Wait...who said that I was gonna do it wit you? I have plans with Fak and Lil. You know that they dig me and their hotter than u. Kik.
Sess:
Hun, I NEVER said I was gonna do it wit u. And, who said u were ever hott? Those bastards dig u cause their nuts, just like u. Sess.
Kikyo:
Fine, u gay bastard. Fine. If we going on our separate ways, u pay ur stuff and I pay mine, and if we can't get it good, we pay together. Deal? Kik.
Sess:
Deal. This party is gonna be great, and, by the way. Cut my name on your shoulder so that u remember wut u missed on the party. He, He! Sess.
Kikyo:
I ain't cutting ur name on my shoulder. U aint worth it! See ya hun! Kik.
Inu- That was just in e-mails. Check out wut she wrote in MSN.
Gothic lovers will prevail (Kik)- Yo wass up ma man!
I love death and gothics (Sess)- nothing really.
Kik- We really screwed yesterday man!
Sess- Definitely. U looked hott.
Kik- Black clothing, boobs showin. It's all part of sexiness.
Sess- I bet it is. Hey, wat happened to Lil. He said he was looking for u all night, but he couldn't find u.
Kik- Yea. I know. I was too busy in a bed wit Fak. Man, that was sweet. We did everything.
Sess- Everything? Even more than wut I had done to u? Kik- sorry to dissapoint u, but, yea. We did. I was right. That guy's hott in EVERY way. Hott physically, hott in the bed... That guy's a good one- nighter.
Sess- u like him?
Kik- Why? My baby's getting jealous!
Sess- not if u don't like it...
Kik- I like it.
Sess- Then I am jealous.
Kik- That's a good boy. U know I love the way u do it, but I needed a little spicing up.
Sess- I know. I understand, but, am I still your favorite?
Kik- yea babe. U are.
Sess- Not that I care so much anymore...
Kik- who's the other woman?
Sess- Ummm...
Kik- WHO?
Sess- umm...Kag...
Kik- WHAT??? That goody two shoes...
Sess- she got totally drunk! Inu-Yasha was there too u know. Why didn't u screw him?
Kik- he was with kag at first. I wasn't gonna lose my time giving her the normal 'GLARE'.
Sess- whatever. You don't have to do it all the time.
Kik- It's a tradition.
Sess- gotta go.
Kik- Why? She callin u?
Sess- ur a mind reader.
Kik- And ur a bitch.
Sess- Iluv u too. See ya babe.
Kik- whatever.
Inu- Tune in for the next chapter. It gets worse and worse...it's spicy... R&R! No flaming!
