Havoc Vs. Black Hayate

Havoc had come to view the existence of Black Hayate as an affront to his skills as a gourmet chef ever since Black Hayate had escaped his grasp to those of "I discipline strictly" Hawkeye. It was even worse because that d*mn Hawkeye kept bringing Black Hayate to the office, practically dangling the ^perfect^ dog for his stir-fry in front of his face. Becoming more and more frustrated each day, Havoc decided to do something about the source of his frustration, Black Hayate. Out of this decision came Operation Stir- Fry.

Operation Stir Fry

Havoc entered the office whistling sure that his new plan would succeed in bagging him the final ingredient for his stir-fry Black Hayate. While it was a simple plan (at least for him, it only involved four stages) it was sure to work. The first step of the plan was to call Col. Armstrong. "Armstrong I have a big favor to ask of you, could you take Hawkeye out for lunch today? She's had a tough week dealing with Col. Mustang's reactions to a lack of screen time."

Armstrong was more than happy to spoil his darling and agreed that she definitely needed to be spoiled after having to deal with the Col.'s latest antics. Between the two of them they planned on Armstrong to take Hawkeye out for a nice Italian lunch.

Havoc was delighted that the first step of plan one was going so successfully. Now he just had to convince Hawkeye that the office wouldn't fall apart without her if she went out to lunch with Armstrong.

Surprisingly, at least to Havoc, Hawkeye didn't take much convincing about meeting Armstrong for lunch and only put up a weak protest. The fact that the Col. was out of the office for the day didn't hurt either.

The third step was a relatively simple step it simply consisted of ringing the fire alarm so that everyone including the stupid dog lovers left the building so that he could catch Black Hayate.

As everyone was in the process of leaving the building Havoc headed back in. The hunt for Black Hayate then commenced. Havoc quickly searched high and low before spotting Black Hayate's tail wagging from behind a desk. Quietly creeping up on his adversary Havoc leaped to grab the dog. Just as he had grasped him the door opened. It was Fullman. Knowing he was caught Havoc made his excuses. "I was just trying to find him in case it was a real fire I didn't want him to get hurt." Havoc then quietly whispered to Black Hayate "You won't get so lucky next time. You will be in my stir- fry!"

Operation Stir-Fry Plan One Note: Failed