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Third Chapter

Inu- This is the chapter where Kik describes all the things she did at the party to Sess that I "accidentally" read. ________________________________________________________________________ Kik- Hello Sess!

Sess- Forget the formality! I want to know about that friggin party you went to! They told me that you turned into a sex freak or something.

Kik- Hentai. I totally screwed Inu-Yasha, but I couldn't kill him!

Sess- Naraku's gonna rip your neck out if you don't.

Kik- Why don't you do it?

Sess- 'Cause it's not my job.

Kik- Don't you care that I'm actually going to KILL your brother?

Sess- I don't give a shit!

Kik- Ohhh... Well back to the party. We were all sitting on the couches, drinking. Nobody was doing anything, so I told everyone to get a bottle. We were gonna play Sex Spin The Bottle. I invented it. Anywho, Kagome had to pull down her pants and let Inu-Yasha touch her you-know-what. She totally had an orgasm! She moaned! That had to be very embarrassing. Anywho, I got jealous, so I told everyone that I would have sex with him in the kitchen floor. Everyone bet me 20 bucks. There were 11 people, so I got 220 dollars, 'cause I had oral sex with him in the kitchen. We fooled everyone! Then, everyone picked a pair and went into a room in the house to do WHATEVER they wanted. I picked Inu-Yasha before that bitch of Kagome did, and I took him into the room and closed the door. I got naked and jumped on him and we did EVERYTHING, just EVERYTHING. I thought he was a nerd, but, man! Is your brother hot! I think I won't be able to kill him now...

Sess- How could you sleep with my fucking brother?

Kik- I don't know. He has something so...attractive.

Sess- I'm more attractive than that weakling!

Kik-...

Sess- What do you mean "..."?

Kik- Well...you're not THAT attractive!

Sess- Excuse me! You @$@^%#&! I'M EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE! More attractive than he will EVER be...

Kik- Right...

Sess- You like my brother...and I like you...I don't like you anymore.

Kik- You are so immature! You know I screw around with every boy in the school!

Sess- Right...But...whatever.

Kik- You met someone...

Sess- Why do you read my mind!?

Kik- Who is it?

Sess- This hott girl named Rin.

Kik- I thought you lost all your compassion for humans unless they're evil, like me...

Sess- She has something...

Kik- She's probably your total opposite, like that bitch of Kagome.

Sess- She probably is...

Kik- Do you really mean business with her, I mean, I knew you were screwing around with Kagome, but you really seem serious this time...

Sess- I do...

Kik- Really?

Sess-...NO! HA...

Kik- Whatever... you would never feel anything for anyone except me, right?

Sess- ...yes...

Kik- I'm uncertain but I'll let you be for once.

Sess- Thank Youkais!

Kik- Whatever... I made a new cut...

Sess- What does it look like?

Kik- Like you fighting with your brother because of me.

Sess- That's very unlikely. I don't love anyone. I can't. I leave that to pieces of shit like you.

Kik- Thanks. I love u too.

Sess- So what are you planning to do?

Kik- Maybe to hit the road with your brother. Want to join us?

Sess- Third-wheel like?

Kik- More like sixth wheel. We are 5. We need you to complete.

Sess- Well then, I guess I'll think about it. Can I kill Inu-Yasha on the way?

Kik- If you wanna do my job...

Sess- I forgot I'm not your servant.

Kik- Yea, but you have to obey me 'cause I'm more evil than you will ever be.

Sess- Whatever you say.

Kik- Ok see ya.

Sess- Yea. I have Jaken and Rin bothering me with instant messages. They're...important.

Kik- Whatever...I hate you but love you very much. Ja-ne Sesshomarou!

Inu- That is all for this chapter, but in the next chapter:

*Writing from Kik's Diary. *First Attempt to Kill Me (Inu-Yasha)

InuRox- Also, Check out my new fic called About A Girl. I will be "publishing" it when I finish writing the 7th chapter (I'm currently in the 5th, since I started at November and took a brake in December and most of January). Now, that's gonna be a looooonnnnggg fic 'cause every chapter is 6-10 pages long. It's all about Kagome's 22-year-old life filled with alcohol, parties, illegal car racing and a lot of Inu and Kag action and romance! You're definitely gonna like it! It's also about drama, and a whole lot of SessRin, MirSan, InuKag, and Kirashy (my character) and Kagome discussions. There's also new characters you won't want to miss.

"Trailer"- Dealing without mom is tough for Kag. Will she survive life on her own?