Don't Be Stupid
Hermione Granger poured over her homework as an owl came through the Common Room window.
"Who's the letter from?" asked Ron, her boyfriend of the last year, "Better not be from Vicky, you told him that we were dating-"
"Ron, calm down, it's just from my mum!"
You're so complicated
You hang over my shoulder when I read my mail
I don't appreciate it
When I talk to other guys
You think they're on my tail
I get to aggravated
When I get off the phone
And I get the third degree
I'm really feeling frustrated
Why don't you take a pill and put a little trust in me
And you'll see
Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax
"Just because it's not from Vicky doesn't mean guys don't like you, Hermione. I see the way Justin looks at you," Ron told her.
"Oh, yeah, Ron, the whole Hogwarts Population of boys likes me and wants to date me," Hermione said sarcastically, laughing as she added, "And you have nothing to worry about. I wouldn't dump you for Justin."
"You wouldn't?" Ron asked.
"No."
Don't be stupid- you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous- you know I need you
Don't be absurd- you know I want you
Don't be impossible
I'm mad about you
Can't live without you
I'm crazy 'bout you
So don't be stupid- you know I love you
"Ron, you have nothing to worry about," Hermione told him again.
"But the way Michael Corner looks at you....I always told you he was doggy."
"Ron! Don't be stupid."
Stop overreacting
You get suspicious when I paint my nails
It's definitely distracting
The way you dramatize little small details
Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax- Max
Don't be stupid- you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous- you know I need you
Don't be absurd- you know I want you
Don't be impossible
"I'm not! It's just, so many guys like you or flirt with you, and I don't want to lose you." Ron mumbled.
"You won't, Ron, you're stuck with me." Hermione said calmly.
I'm mad about you
Can't live without you
I'm crazy 'bout you
So don't be stupid- you know I love you
"For how long?" asked Ron.
"Forever," Hermione replied simply.
"Forever?" questioned Ron.
"Forever and ever," Hermione said as she kissed him gently.
Don't be stupid- you're my baby
