Don't Be Stupid

Hermione Granger poured over her homework as an owl came through the Common Room window.

"Who's the letter from?" asked Ron, her boyfriend of the last year, "Better not be from Vicky, you told him that we were dating-"

"Ron, calm down, it's just from my mum!"

You're so complicated

You hang over my shoulder when I read my mail

I don't appreciate it

When I talk to other guys

You think they're on my tail

I get to aggravated

When I get off the phone

And I get the third degree

I'm really feeling frustrated

Why don't you take a pill and put a little trust in me

And you'll see

Don't freak out until you know the facts

Relax

"Just because it's not from Vicky doesn't mean guys don't like you, Hermione. I see the way Justin looks at you," Ron told her.

"Oh, yeah, Ron, the whole Hogwarts Population of boys likes me and wants to date me," Hermione said sarcastically, laughing as she added, "And you have nothing to worry about. I wouldn't dump you for Justin."

"You wouldn't?" Ron asked.

"No."

Don't be stupid- you know I love you

Don't be ridiculous- you know I need you

Don't be absurd- you know I want you

Don't be impossible

I'm mad about you

Can't live without you

I'm crazy 'bout you

So don't be stupid- you know I love you

"Ron, you have nothing to worry about," Hermione told him again.

"But the way Michael Corner looks at you....I always told you he was doggy."

"Ron! Don't be stupid."

Stop overreacting

You get suspicious when I paint my nails

It's definitely distracting

The way you dramatize little small details

Don't freak out until you know the facts

Relax- Max

Don't be stupid- you know I love you

Don't be ridiculous- you know I need you

Don't be absurd- you know I want you

Don't be impossible

"I'm not! It's just, so many guys like you or flirt with you, and I don't want to lose you." Ron mumbled.

"You won't, Ron, you're stuck with me." Hermione said calmly.

I'm mad about you

Can't live without you

I'm crazy 'bout you

So don't be stupid- you know I love you

"For how long?" asked Ron.

"Forever," Hermione replied simply.

"Forever?" questioned Ron.

"Forever and ever," Hermione said as she kissed him gently.

Don't be stupid- you're my baby