1AN: I hope this one is funny too. I again thank all of my reviewers and I'll try to come up with another chapter soon! If you have any suggestions I'll be glad to take them, but please, no flames.
Disclaimer: I wouldn't be doing this if I owned Kingdom Hearts. Meaning I don't own it.
It is another crazy day, and mysteriously everyone is alive again, and back to normal. Kairi has one head and no one is a robot. Sora is....well, he's still kinda messed up. Today, Sora playing a game where he continuously pokes a knife between his fingers flat on the ground
Ansem looks on in amusement. Riku walks over to them
"Whatcha doing?" Riku asks.
"Playing the knife game. It's fun," Sora says. Then he accidentally slices off a finger. "Oops." He continues playing game anyways.
Ansem laughs, still watching Sora.
"What are you doing here, Ansem?" Riku moves closer.
"I gave the knife to him. Eventually he'll kill himself. I was just too lazy to do it myself," he simply states.
Sora cuts off another finger. "Oops." He still keeps playing the game.
"I won't let you do that! You'll have to fight me!" Riku yells, reaching in his oversized pants for a weapon. But he manages to only pull out a salmon.
"Bah! No one can defeat me with a sword let alone a fish! Muahahahahahaha!!!!!" Ansem booms.
Riku slams the salmon on Ansem's head, knocking him out. "Yay! Take that, 'Semmy!"
"Can
I go now?" Salmon asks. Then he walks on his fins and jumps into
water. "If you need me
again, just whistle!" He swims away.
"But I don't know how to whistle!" Riku shouts.
Sora looks at his hand. All fingers are cut off except the middle one. Kairi goes to Sora and Riku. Sora waves his hand.
"Hi Kairi!" Sora greets.
Kairi punches Sora.
"What'd I do?" he asks.
Ansem regains consciousness. "I call on the ultimate, ultimate darkness to destroy these kids. All of the world's evil will take form and kill them.Muahahahahahaha!!!!!"
Darkness forms up from the ground. A Shadow the size of an apple appears. Riku steps on it.
Ansem's mouth gapes open, but he says nothing.
"Hi Ansem!" Sora waves.
"How dare you flip me off with...oh. Oh, yeah...heh, heh.....heh heh....." Ansem laughs.
Goofy appears.
"Gawrsh, what's so funny?" he asks.
Ansem rolls over, laughing hysterically now. Goofy begins poking him with a stick. Ansem doesn't react but keeps laughing.
"Gawrsh! What'd ya do to him?" Goofy questions.
Riku wipes Heartless splatter off his shoe.
Then
he starts talking in a funny voice. "Gawrsh, why do ya gotta talk
like that?" He imitates
Goofy. "Gawrsh, I sure am dumb!"
"I am? Gawrsh I just thought I was Goofy."
Riku falls down now. Ansem, Sora, Kairi, and Riku are still laughing hard, rolling on the ground. Goofy shrugs, then joins them.
"Maybe this is the new fad." Goofy says.
Salmon pokes his head out of the water.
"Well,
he didn't whistle, so I guess he's okay," Salmon says. He turns
to face ten purple pixies hovering in the air near him. "Okay,
let's go. My work here is done." Tthe pixies grab the fish and
lift him in the air. They fly off into the SUNSET.
"Boy, is
it hot in here," a pixie states.
