Sweet merciful crap! Ladies and gentlemen it is time!

CHAPTER FIVE OF SHE LIKES TO HIT RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How cool is that?

The answer, very cool

I don't own Ranma ½ but Takahashi-san does,

This is but a humble fan fiction written because one day I was just thinking and had to do

something because otherwise I would have gone crazy.

Chapter Five: The Secret School

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Chapter Five: The Secret School

"Foul sorcerer," the gates of Furinkan loomed as the young man clad in blue

stood his lone vigil against his most hated foe.

The voice seethed thinking about the opponent to be faced in the coming

moments. Tatewaki Kuno waited patiently today. His patients would be rewarded

because for the past several days he had observed great tensions between his beloved

tigress and the foul sorcerer who was the bane of the blue thunder. The wind whistled

through the school building's face and yard. Kuno's clothing rustled in this passing.

"Approach knave," he commanded pointing his bokken towards the open school

gate before him, "I know you come and I await satisfaction,"

It was six thirty in the morning. Kuno had been waiting here since the night

before. He had no intentions of missing his opponent this morning. Granted that

opponent wasn't even awake yet, but that would not change the course the Blue Thunder

of Furinkan High School.

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Ranma and Akane ran their way to school, shouting at each other angrily. They

had no trouble setting this mornings mock exchange up because Kasumi had left for what

her note referred to as an important engagement before anyone else had awakened. This

of course left Akane in the kitchen for breakfast...and it left Ranma to start the morning's

show.

"PERVERT!"

"TOMBOY!"

"PEEPING TOM!"

"KLUTZ!"

"FREAK!"

During their heated and in reality playful exchange, the two of them failed to

notice as their path was blocked by five visibly female individuals clad in full body

plastic/leather (sometimes called Pleather) body suits. Each was wearing a slightly

different mask over their eyes as to disguise their identities. Each woman was incredibly

beautiful, and exceptionally so when wearing the bodysuits.

The center one of the five, obviously the leader, removed a length of chain from

behind her person. Her long auburn hair was swaying in the light breeze. Her smirk was

taunting and her eyes calm. She began spinning the chain and prepared to throw one end

of its length to her intended target. As it spun it took on a visible blue aura

"Hentai No Ken School of Ultimate Perversion martial arts special attack!" she

called out while jumping skyward prior to releasing part of the chain, "Superior bondage

chains!"

Her mask was jet black and came up at a sharp angle on both sides. Her eyes

seemed to shine a peculiar but playful darkness as she threw her hand upward letting the

chain go forward. As she released the links of metal, several more chains erupted from

the surrounding area, all seemingly linked to this one as they all were enveloped in blue

auras. They all began snaking and honing in on one target, namely a pigtailed martial

artist who was oblivious to this attack as he and Akane had stopped running and were

shouting simultaneously.

"ALL I SEE IS A CAN'T COOK TO SAVE HER LIFE TOMBOY!"

"YOU'RE A PERVERSE JERK WHO WANTS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF

ME!"

"OH YEAH! WELL – urk!?" Ranma was cut off as five chains suddenly

wrapped around his wrists, ankles, and neck.

Three more came and bound his legs together, and adhered themselves across the

chest. They seemed to be coming from no where, but each straightened and moved

skyward suspending Ranma before Akane, all strewn up in chains.

"Ranma!" Akane's voice was filled with worry and concern.

However at the same time, Ranma was in chains right in front of her. Her thought

process suddenly shifted from being worried about Ranma to 'Ranma + chains = fantasy'.

Needless to say, Akane began blushing beat red and lost herself staring at Ranma's

restrained form.

Suddenly the chains all shifted, though still attached to Ranma, revealing that they

all lead back to one source. Akane turned her gaze to see the five women, and all the

chains leading back to the hands of their leader. The eyes of these women could only be

described as hungry, a kind of hunger not often seen.

The leader shifted her legs and struck a pose, her cohorts followed suit. Akane

recognized each position as some kind of fighting stance, but she was completely

unfamiliar with the style. However the pose struck by the leader was familiar...Akane

recognized that as a basic starting stance from the Tendo School of Anything Goes

Martial arts.

"We are the students of the Hentai No Ken School of Ultimate Perversion Martial

Arts!" she declared pulling hard on the eight chains with on hand, "We have come here,

Akane Tendo, to issue you a challenge! Should you not agree to such, we will cause

great harm and pain to your fiancé; and force you to watch without participating in it,"

Ranma was pulled the fifty feet distance, through the air, to find himself wrapped

in more chains and curled up into a ball at the feet of his captor.

"Le...le...Let Ranma go!" Akane shouted still trying to hide her furious blush and

shake several mental images out of her head before trying to rescue her Ranma, her

Ranma...not this new hussy's.

"If you want him so bad, little girl," taunted the leader, "then claim him,"

She reached down and picked up the pigtailed martial artist with one hand, and

lifted him up to where their faces were on the same level. She gingerly brought his face

very close to her own and spoke again.

"Then again; I wouldn't mind keeping him," she stuck out her tongue and licked

the side of his face in one long and slow pass.

Ranma, being unable to properly breath since the first chain wrapped itself around

his neck, only wheezed and gasped through all of this, trying desperately to get air.

When this lick came, however, he suddenly found himself frozen; as if he had been

paralyzed by some pressure point. Then he heard a whisper...a familiar voice, as the

eyes behind the mask met his.

"I'm sorry about this Ranma-kun,"

Ranma's eyes widened. To say he was shocked. Suddenly a powerful wave of

fatigue hit him and he could feel himself slipping from the world of the waking. Before

the darkness enveloped him completely, but one word was able to pass his lips with all

the air he had left. His word was barely audible, but clear as day.

"Kasumi," was that word; and then only darkness.

"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY RANMA?" Akane had fully let go and

given into her rage and anger.

The red battle aura hung in the air around her and burned like fire. So powerful

was this aura that the ground beneath her began to sizzle and crack. The water in the

nearby canal began to ripple with the waves of force she was generating.

"As I said; if you want him then come and claim him," the leader hefted the

unconscious lad over her shoulder, "We will be waiting for you here,"

She threw a piece of paper to the ground with her free hand, and she and her

cohorts seemed to fade out of existence in an eerie haze. Akane stood there, the anger

still permeating off her like a bad stench, they had taken Ranma...they had taken away

Ranma...and they were perverted martial artists.

Akane could do not to school, but back home to talk to the one person she knew

had to know more about perverted martial arts than anyone on the planet. She would

have to ask for help in saving Ranma. She would have to ask him for help if she wanted

to save Ranma.

When she was halfway home, she ran back to the scene of the incident. She had

almost completely forgotten the slip of paper the challengers left.

When she had the slip secured, she returned in her mad dash to speak with the

Grandmaster of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.

Happosai...

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At Furinkan High, Tatewaki Kuno stood vigilant at the front gate. He had been

here for hours and neither the foul sorcerer nor the beauteous Akane Tendo had shown

their faces. The final bell rang and students began to pour out of the building.

"Clever sorcerer," the self proclaimed blue thunder said as if it were a soliloquy,

"Truly your cowardice knows no bounds,"

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End chapter Five

Next Chapter: Chapter 6: Challenge And History

Authors Notes

Okay I know what you are all thinking.

Kasumi as a secret dominatrix, how Cliché right?

Sorry, it was only thing I could come up with

Now I know this was a short chap, but I needed to get this one done fast.

My sincere apologize in regards to that.

Out of curiosity, does anyone know which volume of the Manga the age reducing

mushrooms storyline takes place in, I really need to know.