Short Ryan/Seth drabble set around Valentine's day. SLASH. I don't own a
thing.
I like chocolate
"I don't want to go with the classics, classics are lame." Seth explained to Ryan while sitting on his bed. "Classics are just not modern, and we all know what a modern girl Summer is. Or woman. And that's the thing! She dressed up as *wonder woman* for me, and that takes creativity and *thought* and I have neither. I can't show up with a box of chocolates, or a big heart with her name on it. Actually...Ooh, should I get a big heart with her name written on it?"
Ryan glared at Seth.
"You're right. Bad idea. But then what should I get her to express the love and joy I feel for her every time we have sex? Or, well, every time in general. I can't dress up like wonder woman. That would be a tad gay."
Ryan snorted at the thought of Seth in tights and a corset, and kept watching him ramble.
"Maybe...Batman? Do you think she'll get turned on by Batman? Summer is a girl of many sides, you know. She might have a thing for batman. A closet thing, but still, a thing."
"Do you ever consider taking breaths when you talk this much?" Ryan interrupted him and sat down next to him, reading a book from school.
"No, not really, cause then I'll loose precious valuable time that I use to speak."
"Ah."
"What should I get her, Ry?" He continued, and didn't notice how Ryan sighed and rolled his eyes. "A picture frame with a picture of us in it? Better be a picture of her in that case. She likes looking at herself in the mirror. HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS PLAYSTATION, I GOT IT!" Seth sudden called out proudly. "I'm getting her a mirror."
"You want to get your girlfriend a mirror for Valentine's Day." Ryan stated and walked up to the kitchen.
"Yes, Ryan, and it's *brilliant*." Seth smiled. "Can't you see? It's a perfect match. She likes to look at herself, and the mirror will reflect her image. So she can look at herself *into the mirror*."
"I know how a mirror works, Seth."
"Well, it's either a mirror or a box of chocolates then."
"You better not give her a box of chocolates. That's what I got you."
Seth gasped slightly, thinking he misheard Ryan. Without any embarrassment in his eyes, Ryan looked directly at Seth and smiled a small smile. Then, he grabbed a towel and walked into the bathroom.
"Excuse me?" His gasp turned into a huge smile when the door to the bathroom shut and locked itself behind Ryan. He heard the water getting turned on in the other room.
Ryan didn't answer. All of the sudden, Seth was giggling like a fool. "I like chocolate." He whispered to himself with a nod. "I really like chocolate."
I like chocolate
"I don't want to go with the classics, classics are lame." Seth explained to Ryan while sitting on his bed. "Classics are just not modern, and we all know what a modern girl Summer is. Or woman. And that's the thing! She dressed up as *wonder woman* for me, and that takes creativity and *thought* and I have neither. I can't show up with a box of chocolates, or a big heart with her name on it. Actually...Ooh, should I get a big heart with her name written on it?"
Ryan glared at Seth.
"You're right. Bad idea. But then what should I get her to express the love and joy I feel for her every time we have sex? Or, well, every time in general. I can't dress up like wonder woman. That would be a tad gay."
Ryan snorted at the thought of Seth in tights and a corset, and kept watching him ramble.
"Maybe...Batman? Do you think she'll get turned on by Batman? Summer is a girl of many sides, you know. She might have a thing for batman. A closet thing, but still, a thing."
"Do you ever consider taking breaths when you talk this much?" Ryan interrupted him and sat down next to him, reading a book from school.
"No, not really, cause then I'll loose precious valuable time that I use to speak."
"Ah."
"What should I get her, Ry?" He continued, and didn't notice how Ryan sighed and rolled his eyes. "A picture frame with a picture of us in it? Better be a picture of her in that case. She likes looking at herself in the mirror. HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS PLAYSTATION, I GOT IT!" Seth sudden called out proudly. "I'm getting her a mirror."
"You want to get your girlfriend a mirror for Valentine's Day." Ryan stated and walked up to the kitchen.
"Yes, Ryan, and it's *brilliant*." Seth smiled. "Can't you see? It's a perfect match. She likes to look at herself, and the mirror will reflect her image. So she can look at herself *into the mirror*."
"I know how a mirror works, Seth."
"Well, it's either a mirror or a box of chocolates then."
"You better not give her a box of chocolates. That's what I got you."
Seth gasped slightly, thinking he misheard Ryan. Without any embarrassment in his eyes, Ryan looked directly at Seth and smiled a small smile. Then, he grabbed a towel and walked into the bathroom.
"Excuse me?" His gasp turned into a huge smile when the door to the bathroom shut and locked itself behind Ryan. He heard the water getting turned on in the other room.
Ryan didn't answer. All of the sudden, Seth was giggling like a fool. "I like chocolate." He whispered to himself with a nod. "I really like chocolate."
