::Hiya pplz! Thanx for all ur reviews on my first chappie! I know a lot of u r still confused from the fist chappie but I hope this will clear some things up! Now onto the chappie! ^o^::

::Oh yeah as a warning, this is not a Anzu/Tea or Bakura bashing fic so plz excuse sum l8er on scenes _::

::And to clarify things- when I say Anzu that means its Bakura and vice versa with Bakura, kay? So its Anzu-Bakura and Bakura-Anzu! Yup yup yup! ^__^::

Chappie 2

"Bakura!?"

"Anzu!?"

The two looked across at each other, neither moving for 5 minutes. They were both flabbergasted at the turn of events. This was awfully odd. Bakura seemed to make the first move. He stood up slowly, legs wobbling slightly. Once he stood rigid, he brought his hands up to his face, turning them every which way as Anzu watched, dazed. Just then Bakura let out a blood- curdling scream.

"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The scream knocked Anzu out of her daze as she let go of the necklace and stood up also. She composed herself and yelled out to the young man.

"Who the hell are you! And what are you doing in the same body as me? Your not Ryou!" Anzu shouted to the appalled lad. He shot a look at the girl and glared at...her.

"I hope you look in a mirror cause your not who you think you are." He replied in a matter-of-fact tone. Anzu shot a death glare at him.

"What in seven hells are you talking about?" Anzu yelled back. The young man rolled his eyes.

"Did you ever seem to notice your...'voice'?" He replied back sarcastically, awfully calm at the scene before him. Anzu gasped in realization.

"Oh. My. Ra." Anzu replied over and over as if it were a chant. "I sound like that prissed up, annoying, bubbly, butt-ugly CHEERLEADER!" Anzu freaked. Bakura gaped rage building inside of him.

"I am not! Take that back!" Bakura shouted at her. Anzu mimicked his face and acted like an idiot as if to mimic him. Bakura was just about ready to pounce at her.

"Yes you are and it's the truth so I'm not taking it back!" Anzu yelled back, then put her hands on her hips, in a mimicking tone and skipped everywhere. "Look! Look at me! I'm miss 'know-it-all' who can never shut-up and gets on everyone's nerves! I always talk about friendship non-stop and hang around idiots, which is no surprise cause I am also an idiot! Heeheehawhaw! (A/N: -that was Bakura's opinion on how she laughs... OO) I'm a bimbo who doesn't have a clue! Heeheehawhaw!" Anzu finished, with a pleased look on her face. Bakura clenched his fists, a vein throbbing at the side of his head.

"OH YEAH! Well don't get me started on you! Mister I'm-gonna-take-over-the- whole-world yet it hasn't happened once yet!" Bakura replied, then in the deepest voice he could muster, continued. "I'm going to gather all seven millennium items then I shall be the supreme ruler and take my place as pharaoh! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura finished. Anzu rolled her eyes.

"Actually that was Marik and Malik's line." Anzu sweat dropped. Bakura knitted his eyebrows in confusion.

"Really? I coulda sworn that was you..." Bakura trailed off. Anzu shook her head.

"Nope, I never wanted to become pharaoh, I just wanted to rule this idiotic world." Anzu filled him in.

"Oh...but it still has some parts...like the seven millennium items...that was you cause Marik and Malik wanted the three Egyptian God Cards." Bakura added in.

"Well yeah I guess...HEY WAIT! THIS IS WAY OFF TOPIC! YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE TO THROW ME OFF!" Anzu bellowed at him.

"NO I DIDN'T! IT WAS YOU THAT GOT US OFF TOPIC!" Bakura screeched back, starting a throw off words between each other.

"YES YOU DID!"

"NO I DIDN'T!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bakura hollered out in one breath. Anzu stood, deafening with each passing minute. -O_O

"OWW!" Anzu cried out. "Shiz! Are you trying to deafen me woman!"

"Not my fault! You started it." Bakura replied with a smug look across his face. He folded his arms across his chest in a superior motion.

"Shut up! Everything's always my fault miss goody-two-shoes prick!" Anzu cursed. "You started it." She mimicked Bakura. "Come up with something better!" Anzu now took her turn to look smug. Bakura fumed.

"How bout- *bleep* you! You *bleep* *bleeping* *bleep* *bleeping* back off! You *bleep* *bleep* so stop *bleep* bothering me *bleep*! NOW DO YOU GET THE *bleeping* PICTURE?" Bakura the potty mouth yelled out. Anzu was shocked, who knew the woman knew so much...

"Damn it woman! Who taught you! You have such a mouth on you!" Anzu replied back staggered at what just happened. Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Never mind that...Bakura? Or should I now call you Anzu?" Bakura asked, wincing slightly, when he realized the situation once again. Anzu lightly growled.

"I shall never be called this 'Anzu'" Anzu said it in distaste. Bakura glared.

"There is NOTHING wrong with the name ANZU!" Bakura yelled, quite offended at the recent comment. Anzu shook her head in disagreement.

"Yes sadly there is...I mean who would name their child 'apricot' well of course it fits you completely though. Peach-colored, fat, and bitter." Anzu shook his head, mournfully. "Why it fits you well..." Anzu replied once again smug. Bakura's rage skyrocketed.

"WHY...YOU...I AM NOT FAT!" Bakura yelled, smacking Anzu. "AND APRICOTS ARE NOT BITTER! THEY ARE SWEET!" Bakura screamed.

Just then the principal walked by and witnessed the slap. Appalled at the young mans' actions, he marched himself in. He went for 'Bakura's' ear and grabbed a hold of it, pinching slightly.

"Owww..." Bakura moaned. "Let go off me!..." Bakura looked up ad gulped and replied in his squeakiest voice. "Principal." Anzu smirked at the consequences she was going to face. Of course even though she was in his body she was the one who was going to do the hard time.

"What's going on here?" The principal bellowed at both of them, looking back and forth for an answer.

"Nothing sir, we were just talking." Bakura put in to cover himself. The principal glared.

"And hit it looks like to me." The principal's tone of voice rising slightly. Bakura flinched, oh joy he was going to get in trouble. The principal turned to Anzu.

"And what about you young lady? What happened here and are you alright?" Principal asked, his calm demeanor returning. Anzu smirked deviously, then put on the sappiest face.

"No...no sir. H-he h-hit me!" Anzu sniffed to make it more real. "I didn't do anything *sniff* b-but it hurts!" Anzu started wailing. The principal looked stupefied for a second then put on a demeaning composure as he turned to Bakura.

"It seems we have to have a little talk in my office young man." The principal glared as he dragged Bakura off by his ear and added over to Anzu.

"Make sure you get home safe, kiddo." And he walked off. Anzu's 'tears' suddenly disappeared and she smiled evilly.

"I sure will sir!" Then dropped the act as soon as he left. "That woman will pay for messing with me." She let out an evil laugh. But that soon stopped as she realized something. "Shiz..."

"WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?!"

End Of Chappie 2

::A/N: MWAHAHAHAHA...what's gonna happen to Anzu(Bakura) now? Where will she go? Lol...how bout Bakura (Anzu)? Will the principal ever let him go? Find out next time! Thanx so much readers! Hopefully this cleared up some of ur confusion...or maybe it made it worse? @_@ Well...I hope you get it...till then!

Peace out! v^-^v

~Jujubie