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Author's note: Women are much better than men; deal with it! PLEASE REVIEW!!!

Imprinted in their mind at birth, or it's a woman thing!, or Urgh! Men!

Welcome back!

The huge stone ring located in the bottom of Cheyenne Mountain Complex whooshed into life; the titanium iris swirled closed, and armed SF's swarmed into the gate room.

"Receiving SG1 idc Sir."

"Open the iris."

The metal cover swirled open to reveal the blue shimmering puddle. Teal'c and Daniel stepped through and walked down the ramp.

"How was you're mission Dr. Jackson?" Asked the General entering the room.

"Very interesting General." The archaeologist smiled.

"Indeed." Agreed his teammate, wait a minute, was that a hint of a smile on the Jaffa's ever expressionless face? I think it was.

The male members of the new SG10 and Colonel O'Neill walked through the 'gate next, all four were grinning like the Cheshire cat.

"Welcome back! Colonel, have fun?"

"Oh, you could say that. Brilliant planet, highly recommend going back Sir."

"We debrief in one hour, where are Major Carter and Lieutenant Cooper?"

"They're coming General, don't worry." Jack smirked.

Two seconds later, Major Samantha Carter and Lieutenant Felicity Cooper emerged from the event horizon. Neither of the officers were wearing the standard off-world BDU's, instead they wore what could best be described as belly dancer's clothes.

Sam was wearing a pink bra top and matching hipster trousers with purple trimmings, Felicity was wearing the same but in baby blue.

The pair stalked down the ramp and across the room to the door, leaving the men in the room staring after them.

"Major, Lieutenant?"

"Infirmary." They stated grumpily and carried on out of the door.

"Colonel, I think you will be feeling the effects of Doctor Fraiser's needles for days to come."

"I am well aware of that, it's worth it. Just wait till you see Danny's video." He grinned and walked out of the room to shower followed by the rest of his team and SG10.

Hammond walked back up to the control room. "This should be an interesting debriefing." He said to the Chevron-guy.

"Yes Sir."

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