Marks and needles.
Major Carter and Lieutenant Cooper glared at every man they passed on the way to have their post mission physical.
As soon as they entered the infirmary Janet Fraiser rushed over to them and smiled.
"So it's the big needles for the men today then?" She asked leading the women to two empty beds.
"Urgh!"
"Men!" The two belly-dancing officers said at the same time.
"So what happened this time?"
"The planet we went to, the women were treated as sex objects." Sam said in utter disbelief.
"I swear if I hear another wolf whistle or 'funny' remark I will kill the man involved!" Felicity thumped the bed.
"Hey, what happened here?" Janet asked grabbing the younger woman's hand that was wrapped in what looked like Daniel's bandana.
"They mark their women by cutting symbols into their hands. If the woman hasn't got a mark on her hand she is free to be claimed by anyone, so one of the sick, perverted old men cut my hand. Teal'c stopped him before he finished so it kind of looks weird."
"Let me have a look." The doctor unwrapped her hand and wiped it with a cloth. The cut looked like a long /s/ with a line coming off it. "What about you Sam?"
"Oh, Colonel O'Neill had a pen and drew on my hand before they could see it." She said showing her friend.
"So you belong to the Colonel now?" She joked. Sam scowled.
"Anyway, Flick's Daniel's."
"Oh yeah?"
"Because the guy hadn't finished his mark Daniel said that the mark he had drawn was his so no one else could claim her."
Janet raised her eyebrows. "Guess you both won with that one then."
"Janet!" They cried.
"I take it something else happened as well as all that?"
"They made us wear stupid clothes." Felicity looked down at the jingly bits attached to her top.
"We had to dance and they got us drunk in the evening."
"Drunk? Do you remember what happened?"
"No, they won't tell us."
"Okay, I want to take pregnancy tests for both of you and check the alcohol levels in your blood, then you are free to go."
"Can I have an aspirin or three?"
"One aspirin, you want one Sam?"
"Please."
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Just as Janet had finished the tests on the two women the rest of their teams walked in. The Doctor winked at Sam and Flick, and proceeded to pull out six of her biggest needles from a draw.
Sam and Flick walked past the men totally ignoring them to get to the showers and a decent pair of clothes, much to their disappointment.
"Hello Gentlemen." She smiled sweetly. "Who will be the first victim for the new med student?"
"I do not need an examination Doctor Fraiser, my symbiote is sustaining my health."
"I still need to check Teal'c, you won't have the injections though."
The tall Jaffa bowed his head and proceeded to sit on a vacant bed. The rest of the men were pushing each other forward like little children, that is until the good doctor grabbed Jack and pulled him over to another bed.
Major Carter and Lieutenant Cooper glared at every man they passed on the way to have their post mission physical.
As soon as they entered the infirmary Janet Fraiser rushed over to them and smiled.
"So it's the big needles for the men today then?" She asked leading the women to two empty beds.
"Urgh!"
"Men!" The two belly-dancing officers said at the same time.
"So what happened this time?"
"The planet we went to, the women were treated as sex objects." Sam said in utter disbelief.
"I swear if I hear another wolf whistle or 'funny' remark I will kill the man involved!" Felicity thumped the bed.
"Hey, what happened here?" Janet asked grabbing the younger woman's hand that was wrapped in what looked like Daniel's bandana.
"They mark their women by cutting symbols into their hands. If the woman hasn't got a mark on her hand she is free to be claimed by anyone, so one of the sick, perverted old men cut my hand. Teal'c stopped him before he finished so it kind of looks weird."
"Let me have a look." The doctor unwrapped her hand and wiped it with a cloth. The cut looked like a long /s/ with a line coming off it. "What about you Sam?"
"Oh, Colonel O'Neill had a pen and drew on my hand before they could see it." She said showing her friend.
"So you belong to the Colonel now?" She joked. Sam scowled.
"Anyway, Flick's Daniel's."
"Oh yeah?"
"Because the guy hadn't finished his mark Daniel said that the mark he had drawn was his so no one else could claim her."
Janet raised her eyebrows. "Guess you both won with that one then."
"Janet!" They cried.
"I take it something else happened as well as all that?"
"They made us wear stupid clothes." Felicity looked down at the jingly bits attached to her top.
"We had to dance and they got us drunk in the evening."
"Drunk? Do you remember what happened?"
"No, they won't tell us."
"Okay, I want to take pregnancy tests for both of you and check the alcohol levels in your blood, then you are free to go."
"Can I have an aspirin or three?"
"One aspirin, you want one Sam?"
"Please."
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Just as Janet had finished the tests on the two women the rest of their teams walked in. The Doctor winked at Sam and Flick, and proceeded to pull out six of her biggest needles from a draw.
Sam and Flick walked past the men totally ignoring them to get to the showers and a decent pair of clothes, much to their disappointment.
"Hello Gentlemen." She smiled sweetly. "Who will be the first victim for the new med student?"
"I do not need an examination Doctor Fraiser, my symbiote is sustaining my health."
"I still need to check Teal'c, you won't have the injections though."
The tall Jaffa bowed his head and proceeded to sit on a vacant bed. The rest of the men were pushing each other forward like little children, that is until the good doctor grabbed Jack and pulled him over to another bed.
