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~~ Signifies flashback.

The debriefing.

Sam and Felicity were washed and changed and on their way to the briefing room when Janet found them.

"Hey Janet!" Sam smiled.

"I think I know what happened." Janet panted from running after them.

"Where?"

"On the planet."

"Oh."

"How did you manage that?" Asked Flick.

"Well, lets just say that Colonel O'Neill and Daniel won't be sitting down for long in the briefing." She grinned evilly. "Daniel knows at least five different swear words from every language he knows, and the Colonel, well he's worse than a sailor!"

"Wow, so what did they say?"

"Something about the Macarena, the Cha cha slide and other party songs, apparently you two tried to teach the locals all the cheesy songs you knew dances to. The YMCA, the Birdie song, the list goes on, they got a lot of it on tape."

"They taped us!"

"Could this get any worse?"

"You still have glitter in your hair."

"It won't come out."

"Well, I'll let you get to your debriefing, I'll be along when I have the test results."

"Kay, see you Janet." They waved after her.

The pair turned to face each other and sighed.

"I can't believe we did that." Sam moaned.

"We have to think of someway to get back at them."

"Come on we're late, they'll already be laughing at us." They walked down the corridor.

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"Glad you could make it Major, Lieutenant." Hammond said as the two girls entered and took their seats muttering apologies. "So let's get started, Colonel?"

"Yes Sir, well we got to the planet and there were trees...

~~ "Ah, trees, trees and more trees!"

"Jack, you have to have trees to have life."

"Not on those planets that the Tok'ra so love, no trees insight."

"They would have some kind of plant life."

"Daniel, I know okay?"

"O'Neill, there appears to be no one in the vicinity." Teal'c said finishing his scan of the area.

"Good, Major Walter's lead the way." He motioned for the leader of SG10 to take point. "Teal'c, you bring up the rear."

After about two miles they came to a village.

"This is amazing, the architecture is Victorian but the people are dressed in Arabian clothes." Said SG10's anthropologist Dr Patrick Benedict.

"It's just the women, the men are in trousers and shirts." Daniel scratched his head. "This is an amazing find."

"Stow it Danny Boy, you think you can talk to them?"

"I'll try." He walked up to one of the men who was coming towards them. "I'm Daniel Jackson, we are peaceful travellers from the planet Earth."

"Greetings Dr Jackson of Earth. I am Akili of Arabia. Welcome!"

"Thank you." ~~

"So anyway, this guy Akili seemed alright, a bit old and senile but a nice guy. That is until Daniel introduced everyone...

~~ "This is major Samantha Carter, Lieutenant Felicity Cooper..."

"They are women!" The old man sounded shocked.

"Uh, yeah." Said Jack.

"They are not marked!" He grabbed Felicity's left hand and drew out his knife.

"Hey! Leave me alone!" She tried to struggle free of his grip.

The old man used his knife to cut a mark into her palm. Teal'c managed to grab the man's hand and steer it away from Felicity, he held him in a death like grip until he dropped the knife.

"What was that?" Asked Daniel wrapping his bandana around the bleeding hand.

"They are not marked, a man is free to claim the woman if there is no mark. These are your women?"

"Yes."

"Then I am sorry, they will be taken if you do not mark them."

"In our culture we don't own our women, they are free to marry who they want."

"Unfortunately we do not have that here, they are not safe without marks."

"No one is cutting into my hand!" Sam cried.

"Or finishing this one!" Flick joined in.

"Hush women, you should not speak out like that, it is dangerous."

"Major, give me your hand." Jack said.

"Don't you dare!"

"I have a pen." He held up the permanent red marker.

"Fine!" She gave him her hand and let him draw a funny shape on it. "Sir, that looks a lot like Homer Simpson."

"Least I'll know you're mine." He smiled as she glared at him.

"Jack I don't think it's a good idea to use ink on this cut." Daniel said.

"Daniel Jackson, is this not your sign?" Teal'c hinted.

"Uh...well, uh, yes it is." ~~

"So Daniel claimed Cooper, and I claimed Carter. Akili said that the girls would have to change their clothes if they wanted to go further into the village. Of course they said that they would go back to the Stargate, but the old man said that a group of men without at least two women would be looked down on and people would avoid them."

"Basically they would have thought they were gay Sir." Sam said. "Of course, as men they didn't want to be seen as gay so they dragged us along."

"Well people in that era would have seen it as a mental illness." Daniel defended the men.

"So Major Carter and Lieutenant Cooper changed into the clothes they arrived home wearing?"

"Yes Sir, they were not happy..."

~~ "We're not coming out!" Sam shouted through the door.

"Major get your butt out here now!" Jack shouted back.

"Look Sam, Flick, we won't laugh it's just for one day okay?"

"No!" Two voices shouted back.

"Fine! Teal'c bash this door down."

"Okay, we'll come out."

The door opened slowly and the two women walked out dressed in the belly dancing gear. The men's jaws hit the ground (Not literally!) including Teal'c.

"Wow, you look...wow."

"If you stand like that long enough the wind will change and you'll get stuck that way." Felicity said folding her arms across her chest.

"Are we going or not?" Sam asked.

"What? Oh, yeahsureyabetcha." Jack looked away from the girls and turned to the man. "Okay Akili, show us around."

Unluckily for the men, the women walked behind them. Every now and then one of them would turn to look at the girls to 'check they were still there'; this was mainly Jack and Daniel.

"Your women are very beautiful!"

"Yes, yes they are."

Sam and Felicity were getting tired of the looks they were getting from the men of the village and decided to move towards the centre of their teams.

"What's up girls?" Asked Jack.

"Nothing."

"Really?"

"Those men keep staring."

"Can you blame them?" He asked putting an arm around Sam's waist. "Play along."

Daniel noticed this and did the same to Flick who scowled at first but seemed to relax into Daniel after a few minutes. ~~

----- To be continued...