Here's the second chapter for my story. Thanks to the people who reviewed my story (namely my friends). Hopefully this time more people will review hint, hint, wink, wink *winks at her fellow readers*

Disclaimer: *sighs* I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean. Right Jack?

Jack: Aye *drinks his precious rum*

Me: Give me some of that! *fights Jack for the rum*

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Sarah stared at Jack for a moment.

"So, Captain, this is your ship?"

"Borrowed this one I did." He answered nonchalantly. " Now lass where did ye come from? Never seen anyone dress like that 'fore."

Jack looked her over and grinned. Sarah look down at her black spaghetti strap shirt, baggy blue Capri pants, and flip flops.

"Why? What's wrong with the way I dress? Everyone dressed like this where I'm from."

"And where'd that be?"

"California. The bay area," she answered matter-o-factly.

"Never heard of it. Is it near Havana?" Sarah gawked at him.

"Never heard of it!? It's in the US." Jack looked at her blankly. "You know the United States of America."

Still receiving blank looks from a confused Jack she tried a different approach.

"What year is it?"

"Why it be-" Jack counted on his fingers, "- the year 1669."

"WHAT?!" Jack cringed at the sudden outburst. "This is great!"

"What's great?" A new voice interrupted the conversation. "Sarah where are we?"

"Steve!"

Placing a hand to his throbbing head Steve straightened up nudging Todd awake.

"Ugh. Who ever that is will stop now unless they want to become better aquatinted with my Doberman at home," moaned Todd.

"Oh, you mean Dae? She wouldn't hurt a fly," Sarah countered. "She loves me!"

Jack looked over the now conscious men.

"And what'd be yer friends names, love? And who be this 'Dae'? "

"They are Steven Knox and Todd Parker." Sarah motioned to each as she named them off. "Dae is Todd's dog."

"Sarah, who is this, where are we, and why are we in a sinking boat?"

"Well umm-"

Jack interrupted her, "I be Captain Jack Sparrow. Welcome to the Caribbean."

After the situation was explained to a few very confused men the four some turned their attention the getting the steadily sinking boat to the near by port. Upon entering the port the 'crew' and captain were forced to climb the mast to avoid sinking under water with the belly of the boat. This earned Jack a multitude of shouts from Sarah on his sailing skill, getting them even more stares than they already were considering they were riding on the mast of a sinking boat. Luckily the boat came to rest right next to the dock allowing each person to hop off the sad excuse of a ship.

"Hey you it's a shilling and your name to tie up you ship at the dock."

The four turned around to face the voice that so rudely interrupted them.

Jack looked back at the mast sticking out of the waves below the dock. Swaggering up to the man he placed three coins in his record book.

"Three shillings and we forget the name."

"Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith and crew."

Jack nodded and lead the way but not before taking the man's coin purse.

"Very smooth Jack," commented Todd as they waked towards the other side of the port.

Steve laughed, "You lie better than Sarah here that's for sure."

"Shut up you!" Sarah smacked Steve on the back of the head. "You know we should really get out of these clothes. We're getting lots of stares from people."

"But first I have to get another ship, love." Jack nodded towards where a large ship was docked.

"Whoa! I've always wanted to see one of these types of ships!" Sarah ran down the boardwalk to where it was docked. 'What the hell?' Two British officers blocked her way.

"This dock is off limits to suvillians," said the slightly taller officer.

Jack pushed his way forward. "If I see any I shall inform you." He gave a slight smile and tried to get around them.

"Well can't we just look at it?" Argued Sarah.

"No you may not."

"But, we won't do anything to it."

"Our orders forbid it." The shorter one cut in.

"But- hey Jack WHAT are you doing!?"

Jack looked up from the helm of the ship. He must have gone up there while I was talking to these guys Sarah thought. The two officers rushed up to the deck of the ship followed by Todd, Steve, and Sarah, "Get away from there you!"

"But it's such a pretty boat-ship." Jack answered quickly.

Sarah snorted at his answer, which earned a glare from the shorter officer.

"What's your business?"

Jack stepped away from the helm and swaggered forward.

"And no lies," warned the taller one.

Jack swaggered forward.

"My job is to commandeer a ship, sail to Tortuga, pick up a buccaneer crew, and otherwise pilfer my weasily black guts out."

"I said no lies!"

Steve and Sarah laughed. "How do you know he's NOT lying?"

The taller officer bit his lip, thinking.

"Very smart lass." Jack nodded towards Sarah.

This girl was smarter than he took her for. He nodded to himself before deciding that he would let her and her friends come with him. Yes he thought, she will be of great use to me.

"Now gentlemen," Jack moved over by Sarah and wrapped his arm around her shoulders. "We'll be going now."

Steering Sarah between Todd and Steve, Jack walked toward the gangplank.

"It's a shame, I really wanted to see how fast that ship was," Sarah sighed.

"This one's not nearly as fast as me Pearl."

"Pearl?"

"My own ship. The Black Pearl. Fastest ship in the Caribbean."

"But where is it-"

Spalsh!

"Wha' was that?"

"How am I supposed to know? I'm not Miss Cleo!" Steve smacked the back of Todd's head.

Every one rushed to the side of the ship.

"Oh my God a girl!" Sarah started to climb over the side of the ship.

"No love, I'll get her."

Jack removed his hats and effects handing them both to Sarah.

"Do not lose these. I trust you'll keep them safe. Especially the hat."

Climbing over the side Jack dove into the water after the girl. Sarah rushed to the dock where Jack was swimming to with an unconscious girl.

"Oh God let them be ok…"

Jack hauled the girl off of his shoulder and on to the dock. The two officers pushed past to help Jack.

"She's not breathing!"

"MOVE!"

Jack pulled out a knife and bent over cutting the tight corset that the girl was wearing off, handing it to one of the men. She spit up water and Steve helped her to her feet. The dock was suddenly swarmed with more soldiers wearing the standard red uniform. The girl was scooped into what Sarah guessed was her father's arms and covered with his coat.

"Shoot them."

"WHA-" Sarah and Todd started to intervene.

" Father, Commodore do you truly intend to kill my rescuers?"

"I believe a thanks is in order."

A man who looked like someone of great importance stepped closer to Jack and held out his hand. Jack hesitated before taking the man's hand in his own. The commodore slipped up Jack's sleeve with his other hand revealing a 'P' shaped brand on Jack' wrist.

"Had a run in with the East India Trading Company, pirate?" The commodore threw Jack's wrist away form him.

"Kill him." The girl's father commanded.

"A pirate!?' Sarah whispered.

"He was here to commandeer a ship. These are his."

The shorter officer wrenched Jack's things from Sarah's hands.

"I told you he was lying," muttered the other one.

"A compass that doesn't point north. A pistol with one shot. And I half expected it to be made of wood." The commodore said as he finished inspecting Jack's things. He slid Jack's cutlass back into its sheath.

Jack's mouth twitched slightly.

"Mr. Gillette fetch some irons please."

The man known as Gillette ran off the retrieve the required items. Hurrying back he handed the chains to the Commodore who clasped them around Jack, Sarah, Todd, and Steve's wrists.

"Commodore, I really must protest!" The girl moved between him and Jack.

"Yeah, hold on a sec here! What'd we do?" Questioned Sarah motioning the Steve and Todd.

"You were accompanying a pirate. And possible the world's worst one at that."

"Ah, but you have heard of me." Jack pointed out.

Sarah snickered into her shoulder.

Suddenly Jack threw his chain around the girl's neck, pulling her back towards his body.

"Elizabeth!"

"I knew you would warm up to me. Commodore my effects please! And my hat!"

An officer handed Jack's things to Elizabeth.

"Elizabeth. It is Elizabeth isn't it?"

"It's Miss Swann," Elizabeth answered tightly.

Jack turned her around so that she was facing him

"Now if you'll be so kind." Jack grinned slyly at the Commodore as Elizabeth put his hat and things on him. Whipping Elizabeth back around he started to back away from the Commodore.

"Gentlemen, today you will always remember as the day Captain Jack Sparrow got away." Throwing Elizabeth forward with a shriek he grabbed a rope on a pulley, knocked the break holding the weights on the other end, shooting him upward.

"JACK!!" Sarah struggled forward trying to reach him.

"Don't worry love I'll be back!"

"Now will you shoot him?" Questioned Elizabeth's father.

The Commodore gave the command and the soldiers started firing their muskets at Jack as he swung around on the rope. Luckily each bullet missed their mark. Scrambling on the next set of pulleys using his chains Jack slid down a conveniently hanging rope to the dock below and ran out of Sarah's line of sight.

"Right you lot let's get moving." Gillette wrenched Sarah forward, "You three have a meeting with the gallows in the morning." He laughed at his little joke.

"Har, har, har."

"Ah, come on Sarah. At least we go the see the Caribbean!" Todd tried to lighten the impending situation.

What a wonderful way to be greeted by the Caribbean, Sarah thought.

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love.." she muttered to herself.

Me: *humming 'Yo Ho'* Yahoo another chapter finished! *dances drunkenly around a passed out Jack Sparrow*

Jack:…not so fast…*passes out again*

Me: Yesh Jack it's not me that's movin' it's the walls! *falls down* No more rum…*passes out*

Will: _ Drunks… I guess for Howe's sake I'll tell you all to review. Even though she is a bit drunk now…

Me: Shad' Up you! *throws an empty bottle of rum at Will* Yer not so tough…

Will: Please review for my sake! *dodges another bottle* She lives off these things! They're the only thing she lives for!!!

Me:…do I know you? *squints at Will*