Here's another part to my tale, don't worry Sam and Felicity will have their revenge-just not yet. Remember girls, we rule!!

Debriefing part 2.

"So Akili showed us around and invited us to a part in the evening which we accepted. It took place in a tavern; it was pretty full...

~~ The tavern was filled with people, the men were talking and laughing with friends while the women sat next to their men.

SG1 and 10 were crammed around to tables put together.

"Do you want some drinks?"

"Uh, nothing alcoholic." Jack said well aware that if they all got drunk it could only end in disaster or giving Daniel so many wedgies he would be in the infirmary for at least a week, he didn't want that happening again!

"Very well." Akili walked over to the bar area and ordered some drinks. "They are on their way."

The waiter brought the drinks over on a large tray; there were seven empty glasses and one jug full of some kind of drink. There were also two more glasses with an orange coloured drink in them, which were placed in front of the two women.

Sam and Flick looked at their drinks, then at each other, then at 'their men'.

"Um, Akili, what exactly are the girls drinking?"

"They are slightly alcoholic drinks that won't make them drunk, just relaxed or maybe energetic, Daniel Jackson."

The men around the table spluttered their drinks everywhere.

"You mean that they...um..."

"They help the women focus on their men." Teal'c said carefully.

"Tipsy, I was going to say tipsy."

"Well that's one way of putting it." Sam said sliding her drink over to the far side of the table.

"It smells like alco-pops." Flick sniffed it. "Orange alco-pops." She took a sip. "Okay, spiked, orange alco-pops." She shoved her glass next to Sam's.

"What is a spiked drink?" Teal'c asked.

"When someone puts drugs in your drink T."

"I see."

"There are no drugs in the drink, just alcohol and oranges."

"So, what's your drink like?"

"It tastes like cheep beer." Jack said.

"There is defiantly alcohol in this." Said Daniel.

"There is very little." Akili said and the men accepted this thinking they could handle their a little bit of alcohol. ~~

"The rest of that night we have on video Sir. It gets wobblier as the night gets on though."

"Fine, Dr Jackson. Put the video in."

Someone turned out the lights and Daniel put the video in the player. The screen came to life and the picture zoomed in to the girls sulking in the corner.

"I'm thirsty." Flick said to Sam.

"Me too. Oh what the hell!" She grabbed her discarded glass and downed the drink. Felicity followed suite.

"I thought you weren't going to drink that stuff." Daniel's voice could be heard off camera.

"Like you gave us any choice." She reached for Jack's glass of cheep beer and took a gulp.

"Defiantly corner shop beer."

"Hey that was mine! She drank my drink."

"Go get another one." Sam sighed. "Come on Flick, we are dancing."

"Sure. Don't wait up." She blew a kiss at the camera before being dragged off by Sam.

The camera followed their path and stayed focused on them for the rest of the night.

"Hey Akili, could you get us another jug of this stuff and two more of those things you gave the girls?"

"I will get them for you."

"Thanks."

"Colonel?" Walter's voice could be heard sounding quite slurred.

"Yes Major?" Jack's equally slurred.

"How do they do that? Women I mean. How come they can dance so good and you know..."

"Sexily?"

"Yeah, they don't even seem to know what they do to men, how they make them feel."

"You see it's a woman thing. Sometimes they know they're doing it so they carry on just to torture us, other times they don't know they have that effect and are just having fun."

"Yeah," Daniel joined in. "It's imprinted in their minds at birth, you must torture men by being so sexy and pretend you have no idea what effect you have on them. Bitches!"

"Sexy bitches though."

"Oh yeah, no question about that."

The video was showing the two female members of the SGC swaying to the music coming from the band. The band stopped playing and they walked back to the tables. They grabbed their new drinks and downed them.

"Hey what's up?" Flick asked the camera, or Daniel behind the camera.

"Nothing."

"Good." She took the camera from him and focused it on the archaeologist. "Dr. Daniel Jackson, linguist extraordinaire, dance with me?" She pleaded.

"I don't know if I..." he didn't have chance to finish because she had grabbed him by the colour and dragged him to the dance floor throwing the camera to Sam who caught it and aimed the camera at the dancing pair.

"I didn't know she had the hots for Danny." Jack said.

"Who said she likes Daniel? She could just be having a laugh, you will never know." Sam finished with a hiccup.

"How much have you had to drink Major?"

"Not a lot." She panned the camera around to look Jack in the face. "I could do with another one."

"No more." He said sternly.

"Awww, come on Jack, just one more. Please?" The camera got closer to Jack as Sam crawled towards him.

"Okay, one more, just one."

"Yey, thank you." She reached up and kissed him on the cheek.

The camera cut off and came back to see Sam and Flick teaching the men from the planet and the rest of SG10 and Teal'c how to do the 'Macarena'. Giggling in the background showed how drunk the Jack and Daniel actually were.

It cut off and showed them doing the 'Time warp', it cut off again and showed them doing 'The hand jive' from Grease, then the 'Ketchup song', the 'YMCA' and the 'Cha cha slide'. This happened several times doing different dances until it got to one where the male members of SG10 were playing the bands instruments and Jack and Sam, Daniel and Flick were slow dancing to 'My heart will go on', fortunately for them no one was singing.

Daniel stopped the tape as the screen went fuzzy and someone turned on the lights. All people in the room with the exception of Hammond and Teal'c had gone red.

"Well that was interesting." Hammond said with a straight face, he waved his hand at the door and Dr. Fraiser walked in carrying some files. "I trust you saw that Doctor."

"Yes Sir." She smiled at Sam and Flick who, if possible, sank even lower into their seats.

"Do you have the tests results?"

"Yes Sir, it appears that Major Carter and Lieutenant Cooper's drinks were very alcoholic and they still have traces in their systems, other than hangovers they are fine. The rest of you weren't nearly as drunk, which leaves the question; why did you let your team mates get to that state?"

"Colonel, can you answer Dr Fraiser's question?"

"Uh, well...you see Sir..."

"I'll take that as a no then."

"We were under the influence Sir."

"You got yourselves into that state."

"The beer, or whatever was very addictive, I had only planned on one glass."

"Doctor, is this feasible?"

"Well General, it is possible. The Major and Lieutenant were gone after the first drink so who knows how much alcohol was involved in either case? Akili obviously lied."

"Agreed, Dr Jackson, Dr Benedict, did you find anything interesting on the second day that could be important?"

"No Sir, other than the fact that the Goa'uld had left centuries ago after giving the Arabians the idea for Victorian architecture there wasn't anything else."

"Okay, dismissed for the moment, I would like to see you about this incident further at a later date. Mention this to no one." Hammond warned and walked out of the room.

"Oh well, hey girl's want to come for a beer tonight?" Jack grinned.

Sam and Flick got up and stalked out of the room. "You coming Janet?"

"Sure." She glared at the men for a moment. "You do realise that revenge is sweet and that you've just pissed off the most evil minded women on base?"

"I'm not getting all of my memos!" Jack sighed as Janet walked out. "We have to make this up to them."

"How, they can't even remember last night and now we've shown the General. We are dead." Daniel whined.

"Indeed, you are."

"What do you mean 'you'?"

"SG10 and myself have done nothing wrong, it is you DanielJackson and O'Neill that took advantage of the position."

"We might have, but they are going to take it out on everyone! They're women!"

"Yeah, ever wonder why Apophis never used women Jaffa? Too evil!"

"That is correct, we are all doomed."

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To be continued. Please review!!!!! I'm on my knees here and I have bad knees. OMG I'm old. NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!