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Scheming.
"So what have you guys come up with to get revenge?" Janet asked as the three women sat in the commissary.
"I've had a few ideas but they all seem to involve them being tied to a chair." Felicity said.
"That's just your fantasy, how is that revenge?" Sam asked.
"We could wax their legs, dress them in stockings and suspenders and post the photo's on the SGC net." She smirked.
"Sounds fun, how would we get them to sit in the chairs?"
"Now that could be a problem, Daniel wouldn't be because he won't see it coming," Janet thought out loud. "Jack on the other hand would smell it a mile off."
"Yes, but we want to get back at all the men in our teams." Sam said.
"Well I have to get back to my patients, but I'll keep thinking. I could ask my nurses." Janet finished her coffee and stood up.
"Yeah, I have to get back to my lab and delete the co-ordinates for that planet. See you guys." Sam left behind Janet leaving Felicity on her own.
The young Lieutenant stayed in the commissary finishing her coffee when SG3 walked in.
"Hey Felicity!" One of the marines jeered. "Nice outfit from earlier."
"Thanks, it's in the drycleaners, I got blood on it from when I decapitated the last man to comment on it." She got up and was forced back into the chair by the burly marine.
"Hey!" SG1 and 10 had entered the room and were watching what was happening. "Anything the matter Lieutenant?"
"No Sir, I was just telling these jerks where to shove it!" She got up and stalked off to find Sam.
"Never pick on someone on your own side." Jack warned SG3. "Especially when her and her friends are on a 'I hate men' campaign!"
"Yes Sir!" They replied starting to get a bit nervous, hey women are evil! They walked away to get some food.
"Sir?" Craig, one of SG10 asked. "Do you think it could be a 'that time of the month' thing?"
"I don't know. I think it's just a woman thing."
"Yeah, I wouldn't ask them." Daniel added.
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"Hey Flick, what's up?" Sam was leaning over a new alien device one of the teams had bought back as the young woman walked in.
"Marines, Colonel O'Neill, men in general really." She sighed and sat on the workbench.
"Oh, Janet said she wants to see you later to redress your cut."
"Okay, I think I have an idea."
"Oh yeah?"
"Well, I thought rather than making things obvious we could do small things to the guys, that's what really bugs men."
"Sounds like a plan. So they wouldn't know it was us?"
"No, they'd still be worried that we were going to do something, well we are they just don't know it's us."
"We should talk to Janet." Sam put the device on a shelf and took off her goggles. "Come on."
The girls walked out of the lab and towards the lift (elevator). Daniel and Teal'c were in the lift (elevator) when the two got on. They stood in silence until they reached the floor with the infirmary on it. They all got out and went their separate ways.
"Hey ladies." They heard as they entered Janet's domain.
"Hey Jan, come about the cut and the special project."
"We really need to think of a name!" Sam laughed.
While Janet changed the dressing on Felicity's hand they explained their plan to the Doctor.
"I'll get the stuff if Sam can fix the thing, and you can do the you know."
"Deal." The trio grinned at each other.
"We are so evil!"
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The next day Daniel came into work early to finish translating a tablet that SG2 found off world. He turned the corner to his office and unlocked his door, he opened it and turned the lights on and was very surprised at what he saw......
Cue the Eastenders theme tune. Ooohhh a cliff hanger... Don't worry I'll post more soon.
Scheming.
"So what have you guys come up with to get revenge?" Janet asked as the three women sat in the commissary.
"I've had a few ideas but they all seem to involve them being tied to a chair." Felicity said.
"That's just your fantasy, how is that revenge?" Sam asked.
"We could wax their legs, dress them in stockings and suspenders and post the photo's on the SGC net." She smirked.
"Sounds fun, how would we get them to sit in the chairs?"
"Now that could be a problem, Daniel wouldn't be because he won't see it coming," Janet thought out loud. "Jack on the other hand would smell it a mile off."
"Yes, but we want to get back at all the men in our teams." Sam said.
"Well I have to get back to my patients, but I'll keep thinking. I could ask my nurses." Janet finished her coffee and stood up.
"Yeah, I have to get back to my lab and delete the co-ordinates for that planet. See you guys." Sam left behind Janet leaving Felicity on her own.
The young Lieutenant stayed in the commissary finishing her coffee when SG3 walked in.
"Hey Felicity!" One of the marines jeered. "Nice outfit from earlier."
"Thanks, it's in the drycleaners, I got blood on it from when I decapitated the last man to comment on it." She got up and was forced back into the chair by the burly marine.
"Hey!" SG1 and 10 had entered the room and were watching what was happening. "Anything the matter Lieutenant?"
"No Sir, I was just telling these jerks where to shove it!" She got up and stalked off to find Sam.
"Never pick on someone on your own side." Jack warned SG3. "Especially when her and her friends are on a 'I hate men' campaign!"
"Yes Sir!" They replied starting to get a bit nervous, hey women are evil! They walked away to get some food.
"Sir?" Craig, one of SG10 asked. "Do you think it could be a 'that time of the month' thing?"
"I don't know. I think it's just a woman thing."
"Yeah, I wouldn't ask them." Daniel added.
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"Hey Flick, what's up?" Sam was leaning over a new alien device one of the teams had bought back as the young woman walked in.
"Marines, Colonel O'Neill, men in general really." She sighed and sat on the workbench.
"Oh, Janet said she wants to see you later to redress your cut."
"Okay, I think I have an idea."
"Oh yeah?"
"Well, I thought rather than making things obvious we could do small things to the guys, that's what really bugs men."
"Sounds like a plan. So they wouldn't know it was us?"
"No, they'd still be worried that we were going to do something, well we are they just don't know it's us."
"We should talk to Janet." Sam put the device on a shelf and took off her goggles. "Come on."
The girls walked out of the lab and towards the lift (elevator). Daniel and Teal'c were in the lift (elevator) when the two got on. They stood in silence until they reached the floor with the infirmary on it. They all got out and went their separate ways.
"Hey ladies." They heard as they entered Janet's domain.
"Hey Jan, come about the cut and the special project."
"We really need to think of a name!" Sam laughed.
While Janet changed the dressing on Felicity's hand they explained their plan to the Doctor.
"I'll get the stuff if Sam can fix the thing, and you can do the you know."
"Deal." The trio grinned at each other.
"We are so evil!"
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The next day Daniel came into work early to finish translating a tablet that SG2 found off world. He turned the corner to his office and unlocked his door, he opened it and turned the lights on and was very surprised at what he saw......
Cue the Eastenders theme tune. Ooohhh a cliff hanger... Don't worry I'll post more soon.
