Previously on Stargate SG1...
The next day Daniel came into work early to finish translating a tablet that SG2 found off world. He turned the corner to his office and unlocked his door, he opened it and turned the lights on and was very surprised at what he saw......
And now the conclusion...(or next part at least!)
Revenge is sweet.
"What the...?" Daniel started to say, looking at his desk where there was a big red card and a box of chocolates sitting on it.
Curious to see where they had come from he walked over to the card and read it...
Dear Daniel, It read.
I'm sorry for what I have done and want to make it right again. If you agree, meet me in the room 3 on sub-level 27 at 6 this evening.
Thinking of how the person, presumably Felicity (well he hoped it was her), had gotten into his office without a key he opened the chocolates and stared munching. The only other person with a key would be Siler.
"Okay, find Siler and get the answers." He said to himself and walked out of his office. "Translations be screwed!"
Twenty minutes later he found the man he was looking for fixing the light bulb in Jack's office.
"Yeah, I just walked in, turned on the light and it blew up on me."
"Sir, the filament burnt itself out." Siler was trying his best not to get on Colonel O'Neill's nerves by telling him that it was a regular occurrence and he was in no danger what so ever.
"Hey Daniel!"
"Hey Jack, uh, Siler, you got a minute?"
"Sure Dr. Jackson." The man climbed down the ladder and followed Daniel outside.
"Hey, you never come and just talk to me anymore!" Jack yelled after them.
"Anyway, did you let anyone into my office last night or see anyone go in?"
"No, I wasn't around last night, maybe you could bribe the security camera guys to let you have a look at your camera." He suggested.
"Yeah, I'll do that, thanks Siler."
"No problem." The engineer went back to replacing the Colonel's light bulb.
"When was this light bulb last changed Sir?"
"About a week ago."
"Funny, it shouldn't have burnt out so quickly."
"Knowing my luck it was my lovely 2IC playing around with it." He said sarcastically.
"It could have been Sir, I would never trust any of the women on this base when they are angry."
"Great!" Jack muttered.
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While Daniel was checking the security cameras and finding that that whole section had a malfunction last night, all he got was a fuzzy screen, Felicity had come into work to find a similar card and chocolates to the one Daniel had found.
"Hey Janet, Sam." She smiled as she walked into the infirmary.
"Hello, what's up?"
The youngest handed the card to the others and started to munch on her choices.
"Well, are you going to meet him?" Sam asked.
"Maybe. But it could just be a way of getting out of trouble with us, he wouldn't want something to go wrong with any of his work now, would he?"
"No, I think you should go and see what he wants."
"Meanwhile, Siler has told me that Colonel O'Neill has had a nasty burn." Janet grinned. "Apparently he was drinking his coffee when the light 'exploded' and scolded himself.
"Hello ladies!" They heard the familiar cockiness of Jack's voice behind them.
"Why hello Colonel, I see you decided to visit us today."
"Just thought I'd pop by to say howdy and get my hand checked out. Same old same old."
Sam and Felicity got up and walked out. "Bye Janet."
"Bye girls, okay Colonel sit yourself down and I'll get the needles."
"Needles? Why do you need needles?"
"To inject an antibiotic into your hand to stop infection."
"Oh, actually my hand feels fine, maybe ten minutes under a cold tap would work better."
"Colonel." Janet warned.
"Okay Doc, you win." He reluctantly sat down and let her see to his hand. "Um, you wouldn't happen to know if Sam's still mad at me, do you?"
"She is, I think before this revenge thing gets out of hand you and the rest of SG1 and 10 should do something to get them back on your side."
"So she did mess with my light?"
"I didn't say that."
"But she did didn't she?"
"Come back and see me if it hurts too much, otherwise see you tomorrow to change the bandages." She pushed him out of the room.
"Hey Doc! Answer my question!" he banged on the now locked door.
"I can't hear you." The petite doctor replied laughing.
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During the day several unfortunate events occurred involving the male members of SG1, 3 and 10. For instance...
SG3 were due to embark on a relatively slow and easy mission off-world, they got to the gate room no problem and were about to step through the gate when their trousers came apart at the seams. They came to the conclusion that someone had cut them on purpose.
SG10 were in the gym exercising and they couldn't seem to keep hold of the weights, their hands would slip off much to the amusement of the other teams watching. Later, they found that there was Vaseline on the equipment that they were known to use everyday.
Teal'c was Kel'no'reeming in his quarters when all of his candles blew out and feathers filled the room, upon further investigation someone had put a fan and a bag of open feathers in the ventilation shaft above his room.
Daniel had actually managed to start translating the tablet that SG2 had found. He had an itch, which grew until his whole body was itching he decided to jump in the shower but that only made it worse. He found an empty packet of itching powder in his bin which said water would increase the itching to 2x it's normal itchiness. He had to wait for half an hour until it wore off.
Jack had not only found that his office light blew up on him, his light in his quarters and the one in his locker both went out and had to be changed. Also his yoyo and rubix cube had gone missing and all the games were wiped off his computer.
"Carter!" His yell echoed down the corridors to Sam's office where the three perpetrators were giggling and eating Flick's chocolates.
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More to come...
Thank you very much for your reviews and yes some of you (men) don't like it, but hey, it's a story for the girls! Keep 'em coming.
The next day Daniel came into work early to finish translating a tablet that SG2 found off world. He turned the corner to his office and unlocked his door, he opened it and turned the lights on and was very surprised at what he saw......
And now the conclusion...(or next part at least!)
Revenge is sweet.
"What the...?" Daniel started to say, looking at his desk where there was a big red card and a box of chocolates sitting on it.
Curious to see where they had come from he walked over to the card and read it...
Dear Daniel, It read.
I'm sorry for what I have done and want to make it right again. If you agree, meet me in the room 3 on sub-level 27 at 6 this evening.
Thinking of how the person, presumably Felicity (well he hoped it was her), had gotten into his office without a key he opened the chocolates and stared munching. The only other person with a key would be Siler.
"Okay, find Siler and get the answers." He said to himself and walked out of his office. "Translations be screwed!"
Twenty minutes later he found the man he was looking for fixing the light bulb in Jack's office.
"Yeah, I just walked in, turned on the light and it blew up on me."
"Sir, the filament burnt itself out." Siler was trying his best not to get on Colonel O'Neill's nerves by telling him that it was a regular occurrence and he was in no danger what so ever.
"Hey Daniel!"
"Hey Jack, uh, Siler, you got a minute?"
"Sure Dr. Jackson." The man climbed down the ladder and followed Daniel outside.
"Hey, you never come and just talk to me anymore!" Jack yelled after them.
"Anyway, did you let anyone into my office last night or see anyone go in?"
"No, I wasn't around last night, maybe you could bribe the security camera guys to let you have a look at your camera." He suggested.
"Yeah, I'll do that, thanks Siler."
"No problem." The engineer went back to replacing the Colonel's light bulb.
"When was this light bulb last changed Sir?"
"About a week ago."
"Funny, it shouldn't have burnt out so quickly."
"Knowing my luck it was my lovely 2IC playing around with it." He said sarcastically.
"It could have been Sir, I would never trust any of the women on this base when they are angry."
"Great!" Jack muttered.
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While Daniel was checking the security cameras and finding that that whole section had a malfunction last night, all he got was a fuzzy screen, Felicity had come into work to find a similar card and chocolates to the one Daniel had found.
"Hey Janet, Sam." She smiled as she walked into the infirmary.
"Hello, what's up?"
The youngest handed the card to the others and started to munch on her choices.
"Well, are you going to meet him?" Sam asked.
"Maybe. But it could just be a way of getting out of trouble with us, he wouldn't want something to go wrong with any of his work now, would he?"
"No, I think you should go and see what he wants."
"Meanwhile, Siler has told me that Colonel O'Neill has had a nasty burn." Janet grinned. "Apparently he was drinking his coffee when the light 'exploded' and scolded himself.
"Hello ladies!" They heard the familiar cockiness of Jack's voice behind them.
"Why hello Colonel, I see you decided to visit us today."
"Just thought I'd pop by to say howdy and get my hand checked out. Same old same old."
Sam and Felicity got up and walked out. "Bye Janet."
"Bye girls, okay Colonel sit yourself down and I'll get the needles."
"Needles? Why do you need needles?"
"To inject an antibiotic into your hand to stop infection."
"Oh, actually my hand feels fine, maybe ten minutes under a cold tap would work better."
"Colonel." Janet warned.
"Okay Doc, you win." He reluctantly sat down and let her see to his hand. "Um, you wouldn't happen to know if Sam's still mad at me, do you?"
"She is, I think before this revenge thing gets out of hand you and the rest of SG1 and 10 should do something to get them back on your side."
"So she did mess with my light?"
"I didn't say that."
"But she did didn't she?"
"Come back and see me if it hurts too much, otherwise see you tomorrow to change the bandages." She pushed him out of the room.
"Hey Doc! Answer my question!" he banged on the now locked door.
"I can't hear you." The petite doctor replied laughing.
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During the day several unfortunate events occurred involving the male members of SG1, 3 and 10. For instance...
SG3 were due to embark on a relatively slow and easy mission off-world, they got to the gate room no problem and were about to step through the gate when their trousers came apart at the seams. They came to the conclusion that someone had cut them on purpose.
SG10 were in the gym exercising and they couldn't seem to keep hold of the weights, their hands would slip off much to the amusement of the other teams watching. Later, they found that there was Vaseline on the equipment that they were known to use everyday.
Teal'c was Kel'no'reeming in his quarters when all of his candles blew out and feathers filled the room, upon further investigation someone had put a fan and a bag of open feathers in the ventilation shaft above his room.
Daniel had actually managed to start translating the tablet that SG2 had found. He had an itch, which grew until his whole body was itching he decided to jump in the shower but that only made it worse. He found an empty packet of itching powder in his bin which said water would increase the itching to 2x it's normal itchiness. He had to wait for half an hour until it wore off.
Jack had not only found that his office light blew up on him, his light in his quarters and the one in his locker both went out and had to be changed. Also his yoyo and rubix cube had gone missing and all the games were wiped off his computer.
"Carter!" His yell echoed down the corridors to Sam's office where the three perpetrators were giggling and eating Flick's chocolates.
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More to come...
Thank you very much for your reviews and yes some of you (men) don't like it, but hey, it's a story for the girls! Keep 'em coming.
