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Kiss it better.
Daniel and Felicity slowly walked into the room mentioned in the cards they had received. The lights were off so when someone closed the door from behind and locked it they couldn't find the light switch.
"Hey get off me!"
"Sorry."
"No on second thoughts, stay there."
"Flick, you have one dirty mind."
Crash.
"Ow! I think I sat on something."
"Hold on, the light switch should be here somewhere." Daniel said feeling the wall. "Ah ha!"
The lights came on dimly creating a very romantic feel. There was a table in the centre of the room, set for two, candles and all. The far side of the table there was a bed.
Daniel walked over to Flick and helped her up from the floor.
"So whom do you think set this up?"
"I dunno; there's a card here." She picked the card off the table and started to read it. "To Daniel and Felicity, We hope that you can settle your differences and enjoy the meal. The door will be unlocked for your waiters to deliver your food and clean away the empty plates. You will be let out at noon tomorrow. Signed General Hammond, Sergeant Siler, Jonas Quinn and Teal'c."
"I didn't know Jonas was here."
"Oh, he arrived this morning for something or other."
They were interrupted by Jonas unlocking the door and bringing in the first coarse.
"Jonas."
"Daniel, Felicity. Enjoy your meal."
"Thanks, why did yo..."
"Sorry, you aren't supposed to talk to the help." The cheeky Kelownan grinned.
"Huh."
Jonas set down the plates and poured the wine then left the room locking the door behind him.
"Cheers!" Flick said holding up her glass.
"Cheers!"
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When Sam got home that night she found a bouquet of flowers on her table with a card attached.
"Dear Sam," She read. "I am sorry for everything that has happened, please except my apology and come round for a friendly meal at seven to settle our differences. Huh, seven, I should probably go and see what he wants. I should really stop talking to myself."
She turned on her heel and went to her room to get changed.
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Jack arrived home at five to seven to find the lights on, he pulled out his gun and was ready to go around the back of the house when the door opened and Teal'c, followed by Siler opened the door.
"What are you doing in my house?" He cried.
"No time for questions Colonel, you have to go and change." Siler said.
"What? Why?"
"O'Neill, it is in your best interest to do as you are told."
"Look Teal'c..." He didn't have time to finish when Teal'c slung him over his shoulder and took him upstairs. Dropping him on his bed, Teal'c proceeded to open and close all Jack's draws and cupboards searching for suitable clothes and threw them on to the bed.
"Do you wish for me to dress you as well O'Neill?"
"NO!" He cried and shoved Teal'c out of the room for some privacy.
Sam knocked on the door and waited, she was wearing a blue dress and strapped shoes. Siler opened the door and ushered her in.
"Siler, what..."
"No ma'am, no questions. This way please." He led her into the dining room.
Jack walked in a few minutes afterwards.
"Sir, what's going on?"
"No idea Major."
Teal'c entered the room and offered Sam a chair nodding for Jack to do the same. He picked up the card from the table and handed it to Jack.
"Dear Jack and Sam, Don't worry, Teal'c and Siler haven't taken leave of their senses. We hope that you can make amends tonight and forget your petty arguments. Enjoy the meal. Signed General Hammond, Sergeant Siler, Jonas Quinn and Teal'c."
"Jonas is here?"
"Hang on, there's a P.S. If you do not do whatever is necessary to regain each-others friendship then SG1 will have to be split up. I do not want to have to split up my flagship team, so you better sort it That doesn't sound like Hammond By the way, the President has read all of your mission reports and believes that you only get through them all because of your relationship, the frat. Regs. For the SGC have been abolished."
"Well, I think that..." She was cut off by Jack kissing her; when they finally broke apart he said, "Don't think, just enjoy." She pulled him back to her and kissed him again.
Teal'c and Siler in the kitchen had seen what had happened and were phoning the SGC.
"Yes Sir, the mission was a success... Yes Sir, only five minutes...what about operation 2...before they arrived at the meal...Yes Sir, we owe Jonas $10...when we've cleared away the plates we'll come back to base...see you Sir."
"I'm sorry Sam." Jack whispered in the other room.
"I'm sorry too."
"Your hair, will it..."
"I'm going to the hairdressers tomorrow after lunch."
"Good. Sorry about the permanent ink."
"It'll come off eventually." Jack smiled and kissed her again.
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General Hammond walked up to the small house and knocked on the door.
"Uncle George!" Cassie cried as she opened it.
"Hey Cassie, is your Mom around?"
"Sure, come in." She pulled him in and left him in the living room while she went to find Janet.
"Hello General."
"Doctor Fraiser, we need to talk." He sat down and motioned for her to do the same. "I understand that you, Major Carter and Lieutenant Cooper have been having a feud with some of the male personnel. It has to stop, I can't send them on missions if they won't behave like adults."
"Sorry General, it's just..."
"I know, but the others understand and are willing to stop, SG3 and SG10 will be advised to stop tomorrow when you are all on leave. I don't want to hear anymore on the matter, sorry about your hair." He got up and showed himself out.
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Kiss it better.
Daniel and Felicity slowly walked into the room mentioned in the cards they had received. The lights were off so when someone closed the door from behind and locked it they couldn't find the light switch.
"Hey get off me!"
"Sorry."
"No on second thoughts, stay there."
"Flick, you have one dirty mind."
Crash.
"Ow! I think I sat on something."
"Hold on, the light switch should be here somewhere." Daniel said feeling the wall. "Ah ha!"
The lights came on dimly creating a very romantic feel. There was a table in the centre of the room, set for two, candles and all. The far side of the table there was a bed.
Daniel walked over to Flick and helped her up from the floor.
"So whom do you think set this up?"
"I dunno; there's a card here." She picked the card off the table and started to read it. "To Daniel and Felicity, We hope that you can settle your differences and enjoy the meal. The door will be unlocked for your waiters to deliver your food and clean away the empty plates. You will be let out at noon tomorrow. Signed General Hammond, Sergeant Siler, Jonas Quinn and Teal'c."
"I didn't know Jonas was here."
"Oh, he arrived this morning for something or other."
They were interrupted by Jonas unlocking the door and bringing in the first coarse.
"Jonas."
"Daniel, Felicity. Enjoy your meal."
"Thanks, why did yo..."
"Sorry, you aren't supposed to talk to the help." The cheeky Kelownan grinned.
"Huh."
Jonas set down the plates and poured the wine then left the room locking the door behind him.
"Cheers!" Flick said holding up her glass.
"Cheers!"
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When Sam got home that night she found a bouquet of flowers on her table with a card attached.
"Dear Sam," She read. "I am sorry for everything that has happened, please except my apology and come round for a friendly meal at seven to settle our differences. Huh, seven, I should probably go and see what he wants. I should really stop talking to myself."
She turned on her heel and went to her room to get changed.
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Jack arrived home at five to seven to find the lights on, he pulled out his gun and was ready to go around the back of the house when the door opened and Teal'c, followed by Siler opened the door.
"What are you doing in my house?" He cried.
"No time for questions Colonel, you have to go and change." Siler said.
"What? Why?"
"O'Neill, it is in your best interest to do as you are told."
"Look Teal'c..." He didn't have time to finish when Teal'c slung him over his shoulder and took him upstairs. Dropping him on his bed, Teal'c proceeded to open and close all Jack's draws and cupboards searching for suitable clothes and threw them on to the bed.
"Do you wish for me to dress you as well O'Neill?"
"NO!" He cried and shoved Teal'c out of the room for some privacy.
Sam knocked on the door and waited, she was wearing a blue dress and strapped shoes. Siler opened the door and ushered her in.
"Siler, what..."
"No ma'am, no questions. This way please." He led her into the dining room.
Jack walked in a few minutes afterwards.
"Sir, what's going on?"
"No idea Major."
Teal'c entered the room and offered Sam a chair nodding for Jack to do the same. He picked up the card from the table and handed it to Jack.
"Dear Jack and Sam, Don't worry, Teal'c and Siler haven't taken leave of their senses. We hope that you can make amends tonight and forget your petty arguments. Enjoy the meal. Signed General Hammond, Sergeant Siler, Jonas Quinn and Teal'c."
"Jonas is here?"
"Hang on, there's a P.S. If you do not do whatever is necessary to regain each-others friendship then SG1 will have to be split up. I do not want to have to split up my flagship team, so you better sort it That doesn't sound like Hammond By the way, the President has read all of your mission reports and believes that you only get through them all because of your relationship, the frat. Regs. For the SGC have been abolished."
"Well, I think that..." She was cut off by Jack kissing her; when they finally broke apart he said, "Don't think, just enjoy." She pulled him back to her and kissed him again.
Teal'c and Siler in the kitchen had seen what had happened and were phoning the SGC.
"Yes Sir, the mission was a success... Yes Sir, only five minutes...what about operation 2...before they arrived at the meal...Yes Sir, we owe Jonas $10...when we've cleared away the plates we'll come back to base...see you Sir."
"I'm sorry Sam." Jack whispered in the other room.
"I'm sorry too."
"Your hair, will it..."
"I'm going to the hairdressers tomorrow after lunch."
"Good. Sorry about the permanent ink."
"It'll come off eventually." Jack smiled and kissed her again.
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General Hammond walked up to the small house and knocked on the door.
"Uncle George!" Cassie cried as she opened it.
"Hey Cassie, is your Mom around?"
"Sure, come in." She pulled him in and left him in the living room while she went to find Janet.
"Hello General."
"Doctor Fraiser, we need to talk." He sat down and motioned for her to do the same. "I understand that you, Major Carter and Lieutenant Cooper have been having a feud with some of the male personnel. It has to stop, I can't send them on missions if they won't behave like adults."
"Sorry General, it's just..."
"I know, but the others understand and are willing to stop, SG3 and SG10 will be advised to stop tomorrow when you are all on leave. I don't want to hear anymore on the matter, sorry about your hair." He got up and showed himself out.
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