Hi! I'm back, did you miss me? Lol, I didn't think so either. I AM
DISAPPOINTED AND SURPRISED ALL AT THE SAME TIME! On the FIRST night I got
TWO WHOLE REVIEWS. And then the next day I get one more. I was SOOO HAPPY!
And then I start checking my e-mail every ten seconds, but noooo, there
aren't any more! How can you guys be so cruel?
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT! I made my friend type some stuff for me but then she did THAT. She blackmailed me though! So just forget about all that. Thank you SO much to everyone who DID review, I LOVE you!
Ok, that was hyped up.. Disclaimer: I wish I owned Inu-yasha. But the sad part is that I don't. The upside of THAT is that you all can't sue me. So I guess it all evens out.
Dragon Priestess: Woah! Thank you so much! I'm so glad you got my e-mail you seem like such a great person! I shut my brother up, too, so there's a bonus!! My first review! * tears of happiness* If you want, I can make you an honorary character. Just give me a name, description, and nature (ya know, how she thinks and stuff).
Diana: Wow, thank you bunches. * hands over inu-yasha plushie * Here you go! Yeah, Ayumi is sort of weird and I didn't like her all that much (she's too hyped up, hehe), so I just made Ayzumi up. Hope that's ok with you.
Water's Angel: EVERY 5 CHAPTERS?! Wow, I'm flattered that you think it will be that long! That's soooo nice of you!
I think you've had enough of me rambling now...
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Shit, damn, all that good stuff, ya know? That stupid counselor bitch wouldn't leave me alone. She kept trying to pry stuff I FUCKIN' DIDN'T KNOW out of me. Well guess what? That lady better fuck off before I do something both of us will regret. The only part of this that's halfway decent is that she got me this laptop. Nice, flat-screen. All sorts of programs. But if she thinks she can BUY information out of me than she's sure as hell mistaken. At least I did above average at school so I can go to the stuck up prep school over in Tokyo, I would be even more pissed off if I couldn't. Damn, why did this have to happen now? When my life was going so perfectly! Sango and I were walking together, finally, and then..
I know. You're probably thinking "you goddamn pervert your parents are dead and you're thinking about a mother fuckin' girl?!"
But that's the way I am. Get used to it.
And it's not like I'm not sad. Just the opposite. But I'd rather think about something else. You might wonder who I am and just why exactly am I typing all this personal stuff down.
My name is Miroku Tenashi (A/N: aw, come on, I don't know his last name!!! If you do, TELL ME!), and Sango Taijya and Inu-yasha Taisho are my best friends. Everyone tells us we're at the top of the food chain at school, and I admit I'm perverted. I ask every pretty girl I meet if they'll bear my child. THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE COUNSELOR BITCH, SHE'S PRETTY BUT HER HAIR IS OBVIOUSLY DYED BLONDE AND HER EYES ARE TOO BLUE NOT TO BE CONTACTS! AND PLUS, I DESPISE HER!
What most people DON'T get is that this is a very intimate question and the answers I get from it are more than just yeses and nos. If she agrees, and she has a seductive smile playing around her mouth, she's a slut who wants to sleep with every cute boy in the school. If she's like Sango, she's a decent girl and deserves to be respected, and I can grope her all I want.. even though I'll get slapped. Those are the girls I usually like hanging out with.
But with Sango it's something more. I haven't asked her to bear my child, if you can believe that. And yes, it's true. Someone needs to go tell her that that's because I'm head over heels for her. Yup, I've got it bad.
I guess I should tell you about Sango and Inu-yasha. They're my best friends who I've known since the tender age of six. We just "clicked", you know? Inu-yasha's hanyou (his dad's youkai and his mom's human), and his ears get made fun of. Personally, I think they're great. Girls literally DROOL over them. Durnit, I want a pair! Never tell Inu-yasha that, though, he'll basically throttle you. He has silver hair and golden eyes, that remind you of pools of sunshine..except if they're glaring at you. When they're glaring at you, your first thought should be to RUN, and FAST!
Hey, I'm straight, ok? Even though I'm comparing his eyes to sunshine, I'm fuckin' STRAIGHT. Our art teacher's been making us do portraits of each other, so I'm doing Inu, Sango's doing me, and Inu's doing Sango. And while I was trying to get the color right for his eyes, they looked almost exactly the same as the color I used for the sunshine streaming in from the window. That's ALL.
Sango. What can I say about her? Her hair is long and black, and very shiny. It's smooth and soft, and she leaves it in a high ponytail all the time, with a little loose hanging around her face. She's considered one of the prettiest girls in school, and I agree. She wears pink/red eye shadow all the time, and a little bit of light lip gloss, but that's all. And that's the way I like it, pure and simple, just enough to accent your features. I don't like females with goopy makeup and faces that look as pale as ghosts. I swear, if one of them smiles you can literally see the makeup stretch and crack from the tension.
All right, WHY am I typing all this? Well MAYBE it's because that bitch made me promise to write it, all of my inner thoughts, and she'd check. She threatened me with a gun, I swear. But I'm not scared. I've seen worse. But once she reads this, I'd like to see her face.
So what happened?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Dude," Miroku yawned, stretching his arms above his head. "Is it time to leave already?"
Sango scowled, but her eyes laughed. "Just because a certain pervert sleeps through Ms. Namani's class doesn't mean the rest of us do, too!"
"Huh? What's going on?" asked Inu-yasha, waking from his stupor at Sango's annoyed voice.
Miroku laughed as Sango groaned and started picking up her things.
A few minutes later, the Miroku and Sango said good-bye to Inu, who drove off.
"So you're coming over for the project?" Sango asked as they trudged away from the school.
"Yeah, but let me stop by at home for something first, ok?"
"Fine, but you'd better hurry up, ok? HENTAI!!!!!!!!!"
Miroku's hand had somehow found it's way to her bottom. As Sango punched away at her FAVORITE punching bag, pleas could be heard. "SANGO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! REALLY! I PROMISE! OUCH! HELP! ATTEMPTED RAPE!"
That made Sango stop in shock. "Rape?!"
Miroku smirked.
As they turned the corner, Miroku suddenly sniffed. "Is that...smoke?"
He slowly looked up, dreading what he thought he would see. Flames engulfed his house.
"HOLY SHIT!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sango went home a little later after helping me get rid of the bitch. God I'm tired, tomorrow we head to the new preppy school. Ugh, better sleep now, have to catch an early train. I'm sleeping at Inu's, just so you know. Ja.
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So what did you think? Review, and I love you FOREVER! THANK YOU! Also, if you review, please give me your e-mail address! I would love to e- mail you! Thank you! Kitty Hanyou
~*Sometimes I watch the world go by
I wonder what it's like, oh
To wake up every single day
Smile on your face
You never tried.
We both know
We can't change it
And we both know
We'll just have to face it*~
Michelle Branch
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT! I made my friend type some stuff for me but then she did THAT. She blackmailed me though! So just forget about all that. Thank you SO much to everyone who DID review, I LOVE you!
Ok, that was hyped up.. Disclaimer: I wish I owned Inu-yasha. But the sad part is that I don't. The upside of THAT is that you all can't sue me. So I guess it all evens out.
Dragon Priestess: Woah! Thank you so much! I'm so glad you got my e-mail you seem like such a great person! I shut my brother up, too, so there's a bonus!! My first review! * tears of happiness* If you want, I can make you an honorary character. Just give me a name, description, and nature (ya know, how she thinks and stuff).
Diana: Wow, thank you bunches. * hands over inu-yasha plushie * Here you go! Yeah, Ayumi is sort of weird and I didn't like her all that much (she's too hyped up, hehe), so I just made Ayzumi up. Hope that's ok with you.
Water's Angel: EVERY 5 CHAPTERS?! Wow, I'm flattered that you think it will be that long! That's soooo nice of you!
I think you've had enough of me rambling now...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Shit, damn, all that good stuff, ya know? That stupid counselor bitch wouldn't leave me alone. She kept trying to pry stuff I FUCKIN' DIDN'T KNOW out of me. Well guess what? That lady better fuck off before I do something both of us will regret. The only part of this that's halfway decent is that she got me this laptop. Nice, flat-screen. All sorts of programs. But if she thinks she can BUY information out of me than she's sure as hell mistaken. At least I did above average at school so I can go to the stuck up prep school over in Tokyo, I would be even more pissed off if I couldn't. Damn, why did this have to happen now? When my life was going so perfectly! Sango and I were walking together, finally, and then..
I know. You're probably thinking "you goddamn pervert your parents are dead and you're thinking about a mother fuckin' girl?!"
But that's the way I am. Get used to it.
And it's not like I'm not sad. Just the opposite. But I'd rather think about something else. You might wonder who I am and just why exactly am I typing all this personal stuff down.
My name is Miroku Tenashi (A/N: aw, come on, I don't know his last name!!! If you do, TELL ME!), and Sango Taijya and Inu-yasha Taisho are my best friends. Everyone tells us we're at the top of the food chain at school, and I admit I'm perverted. I ask every pretty girl I meet if they'll bear my child. THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE COUNSELOR BITCH, SHE'S PRETTY BUT HER HAIR IS OBVIOUSLY DYED BLONDE AND HER EYES ARE TOO BLUE NOT TO BE CONTACTS! AND PLUS, I DESPISE HER!
What most people DON'T get is that this is a very intimate question and the answers I get from it are more than just yeses and nos. If she agrees, and she has a seductive smile playing around her mouth, she's a slut who wants to sleep with every cute boy in the school. If she's like Sango, she's a decent girl and deserves to be respected, and I can grope her all I want.. even though I'll get slapped. Those are the girls I usually like hanging out with.
But with Sango it's something more. I haven't asked her to bear my child, if you can believe that. And yes, it's true. Someone needs to go tell her that that's because I'm head over heels for her. Yup, I've got it bad.
I guess I should tell you about Sango and Inu-yasha. They're my best friends who I've known since the tender age of six. We just "clicked", you know? Inu-yasha's hanyou (his dad's youkai and his mom's human), and his ears get made fun of. Personally, I think they're great. Girls literally DROOL over them. Durnit, I want a pair! Never tell Inu-yasha that, though, he'll basically throttle you. He has silver hair and golden eyes, that remind you of pools of sunshine..except if they're glaring at you. When they're glaring at you, your first thought should be to RUN, and FAST!
Hey, I'm straight, ok? Even though I'm comparing his eyes to sunshine, I'm fuckin' STRAIGHT. Our art teacher's been making us do portraits of each other, so I'm doing Inu, Sango's doing me, and Inu's doing Sango. And while I was trying to get the color right for his eyes, they looked almost exactly the same as the color I used for the sunshine streaming in from the window. That's ALL.
Sango. What can I say about her? Her hair is long and black, and very shiny. It's smooth and soft, and she leaves it in a high ponytail all the time, with a little loose hanging around her face. She's considered one of the prettiest girls in school, and I agree. She wears pink/red eye shadow all the time, and a little bit of light lip gloss, but that's all. And that's the way I like it, pure and simple, just enough to accent your features. I don't like females with goopy makeup and faces that look as pale as ghosts. I swear, if one of them smiles you can literally see the makeup stretch and crack from the tension.
All right, WHY am I typing all this? Well MAYBE it's because that bitch made me promise to write it, all of my inner thoughts, and she'd check. She threatened me with a gun, I swear. But I'm not scared. I've seen worse. But once she reads this, I'd like to see her face.
So what happened?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Dude," Miroku yawned, stretching his arms above his head. "Is it time to leave already?"
Sango scowled, but her eyes laughed. "Just because a certain pervert sleeps through Ms. Namani's class doesn't mean the rest of us do, too!"
"Huh? What's going on?" asked Inu-yasha, waking from his stupor at Sango's annoyed voice.
Miroku laughed as Sango groaned and started picking up her things.
A few minutes later, the Miroku and Sango said good-bye to Inu, who drove off.
"So you're coming over for the project?" Sango asked as they trudged away from the school.
"Yeah, but let me stop by at home for something first, ok?"
"Fine, but you'd better hurry up, ok? HENTAI!!!!!!!!!"
Miroku's hand had somehow found it's way to her bottom. As Sango punched away at her FAVORITE punching bag, pleas could be heard. "SANGO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! REALLY! I PROMISE! OUCH! HELP! ATTEMPTED RAPE!"
That made Sango stop in shock. "Rape?!"
Miroku smirked.
As they turned the corner, Miroku suddenly sniffed. "Is that...smoke?"
He slowly looked up, dreading what he thought he would see. Flames engulfed his house.
"HOLY SHIT!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sango went home a little later after helping me get rid of the bitch. God I'm tired, tomorrow we head to the new preppy school. Ugh, better sleep now, have to catch an early train. I'm sleeping at Inu's, just so you know. Ja.
~*~*~*~*~*~
So what did you think? Review, and I love you FOREVER! THANK YOU! Also, if you review, please give me your e-mail address! I would love to e- mail you! Thank you! Kitty Hanyou
~*Sometimes I watch the world go by
I wonder what it's like, oh
To wake up every single day
Smile on your face
You never tried.
We both know
We can't change it
And we both know
We'll just have to face it*~
Michelle Branch
